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Originally Posted by SLM
Shoot one in the face for me.




That was my intent, with malice and forethought. Dammit. I got stiffed! That hasn't occurred in this decade. Or most of the last one. PHOUC!

I'm gonna see if I can make some punji pits for those arrogant bastids! SONOVABITCH! Claymores, napalm, gunships...Chitt!

I am really troubled by this. -sniff- Maybe they were abducted by aliens last night? Never considered this before, but maybe aliens are pig pokers? Bastids! D$#@$%!!!!!!

Phoucin' woods were dead silent. No birds, squill, chiggers...nada. Chitt.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.
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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by SLM
Shoot one in the face for me.




That was my intent, with malice and forethought. Dammit. I got stiffed! That hasn't occurred in this decade. Or most of the last one. PHOUC!

I'm gonna see if I can make some punji pits for those arrogant bastids! SONOVABITCH! Claymores, napalm, gunships...Chitt!

I am really troubled by this. -sniff- Maybe they were abducted by aliens last night? Never considered this before, but maybe aliens are pig pokers? Bastids! D$#@$%!!!!!!

Phoucin' woods were dead silent. No birds, squill, chiggers...nada. Chitt.


Were you sober? Not a fan of being sober.


Travis


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'm not sure. You need probable cause for a BAT.

Speakin' of "shoot them in the face"....

I give you Julio versus THE BULL.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Ol' Julio never even dropped the sword......

I'da been hackin' and poke'n for all I was worth.

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Originally Posted by pointer
You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.


More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread...


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So, you don't think 'flave would really like to plow Oprah?

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He would feel empty and hollow afterwards. grin


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Only if he sobers up.

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LMAO! laugh


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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We have a WINNER!!!


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by selmer
Originally Posted by pointer
You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.


More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread...


Some people are exactly who they seem to be.

Take your deep thoughts topside.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by SLM
So, you don't think 'flave would really like to plow Oprah?


I would plow with Oprah without a moment's hesitation.



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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by selmer
Originally Posted by pointer
You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.


More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread...


The BTE does not condone "ignore". If you are considered compatible with our high standards of bullchittery we are likely to tell you to GFY. If not we might add a !. Or make you look at nekkid pics of Rosey O'Donnell. (sorry, -choke-gasp-)

Have a nice day. Prayers sent. GFY.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Some may say she is thick...I prefer muscular and I am quite sure she would bang the taste out of your yapper and have you sniffling for more!
Sonofabitch!

EVAH!



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Originally Posted by selmer
Originally Posted by pointer
You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.


More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread...
Who invited Dr. Phil?

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