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Shoot one in the face for me.
That was my intent, with malice and forethought. Dammit. I got stiffed! That hasn't occurred in this decade. Or most of the last one. PHOUC! I'm gonna see if I can make some punji pits for those arrogant bastids! SONOVABITCH! Claymores, napalm, gunships...Chitt! I am really troubled by this. -sniff- Maybe they were abducted by aliens last night? Never considered this before, but maybe aliens are pig pokers? Bastids! D$#@$%!!!!!! Phoucin' woods were dead silent. No birds, squill, chiggers...nada. Chitt.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.
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Campfire Sage
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Shoot one in the face for me.
That was my intent, with malice and forethought. Dammit. I got stiffed! That hasn't occurred in this decade. Or most of the last one. PHOUC! I'm gonna see if I can make some punji pits for those arrogant bastids! SONOVABITCH! Claymores, napalm, gunships...Chitt! I am really troubled by this. -sniff- Maybe they were abducted by aliens last night? Never considered this before, but maybe aliens are pig pokers? Bastids! D$#@$%!!!!!! Phoucin' woods were dead silent. No birds, squill, chiggers...nada. Chitt. Were you sober? Not a fan of being sober. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm not sure. You need probable cause for a BAT. Speakin' of "shoot them in the face".... I give you Julio versus THE BULL.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Ol' Julio never even dropped the sword......
I'da been hackin' and poke'n for all I was worth.
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain. More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread...
Selmer "Daddy, can you sometime maybe please go shoot a water buffalo so we can have that for supper? Please? And can I come along? Does it taste like deer?" - my 3-year old daughter
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So, you don't think 'flave would really like to plow Oprah?
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Campfire Ranger
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He would feel empty and hollow afterwards.
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Campfire Kahuna
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LMAO!
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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We have a WINNER!!! Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain. More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread... Some people are exactly who they seem to be. Take your deep thoughts topside. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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So, you don't think 'flave would really like to plow Oprah? I would plow with Oprah without a moment's hesitation. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain. More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread... The BTE does not condone "ignore". If you are considered compatible with our high standards of bullchittery we are likely to tell you to GFY. If not we might add a !. Or make you look at nekkid pics of Rosey O'Donnell. (sorry, -choke-gasp-) Have a nice day. Prayers sent. GFY.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Some may say she is thick...I prefer muscular and I am quite sure she would bang the taste out of your yapper and have you sniffling for more! Sonofabitch! EVAH!
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain. More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread... Who invited Dr. Phil?
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