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Good morning Dave... ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/ALT/48607f35e790e.jpg)
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Wow, 1195 pages of truly worthless [bleep]....
This really IS the BTEVAH
SONUVABITCH!!!
Left Jab!! An' [bleep]. Barrel roll out of the car as it slides to a stop! An' [bleep]. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Good morning Dave... Looks like a confused chinamen. Correction: Looks like a confused chinamen begging for my COCK. Good morning, Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Oracle
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Those are not oriental eyes, they are 'almond shaped'.
Theres a difference....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Those are not oriental eyes, they are 'almond shaped'.
Theres a difference.... I've been to Asia. I know what I'm talking about. Those eyes scream: "doy-doy! Gimme COCK! doy-doy" Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Youve got to clean those non-papal thoughts from your mind, if you're going to be the next Pope Eggs Benedict.
Start thinking Altar boys and quit thinking marriage...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Youve got to clean those non-papal thoughts from your mind, if you're going to be the next Pope Eggs Benedict.
Start thinking Altar boys and quit thinking marriage... You can't stop true love. That's why I always FM. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sooooooooo.....I don't have to kiss your ring???
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Not until it's official.
And I'm changing the SOP to "lick the ring". And I'm going to make it an acronym.
LTR you sinning [bleep]!
Something like that.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Can I drive the Pope Mobile?
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Good morning Dave... Good morning, Brothers. Thank you Ingwe. What a wonderful way to start a hump day. You have captured the essence of innocence in this young woman. I look forward to more of your uplifting and empowering pictorials of the lights of our lives. Women are a gift and a treasure from God. Thanks for your keen insight and your willingness to attempt to teach us of our blessings. You are a wonderful mentor. Take care and have a joyous day. Slave P.S. God, I'd love to mean [bleep] her. Is that wrong?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Not until it's official.
And I'm changing the SOP to "lick the ring". And I'm going to make it an acronym.
LTR you sinning [bleep]!
Something like that.
Travis Will there still be a confessional?....With wine afterwards?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Will there still be a confessional?....With wine afterwards?
It's easier to confess if you drink the wine first.
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
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Will there still be a confessional?....With wine afterwards?
It's easier to confess if you drink the wine first. True dat... Can we re-arrange that whole scenario Dave?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You guys obviously live in a state of Awesomeness! I live in a state of coulda, woulda, shoulda, and why didn't I. Thanks for the BTE for allowing me a glimpse behind the curtain.
More likely in a state of Emptiness. Obviously you made smarter choices in life than some others who might think they are living it up, but are rather empty inside. "Behind the curtain" isn't all it's cutout to be, and besides, anyone can say anything on the internet, post whatever they want, and pretend it's true. I'm probably on ignore by now for this thread... Thank you for offering insight into my life. It is truly appreciated. Now you need to make a smart choice and go find a sense of humor... 
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dave aka all that is holy
any valentine gift ideas
thanks in advance
your humble servent
RC
Am I Dave today? Order flowers. It's not about love. It's about establishing all the things they will miss about you when you're gone. Women are for sex. Relationships are for destroying a woman's life. Love, Travis That is mensa-esque advice. Thanks! pist��
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Am I Dave today?
Order flowers. It's not about love. It's about establishing all the things they will miss about you when you're gone.
Women are for sex. Relationships are for destroying a woman's life.
Love,
Travis
That is mensa-esque advice. Thanks! pist�� More Like Mensa-ish...advice...but then again we havent run it in front of our resident brain trust here on the BTE. I'll get together with Ace and we will make a determination.... 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Can I drive the Pope Mobile? Yes. BGG is fabricating a 12' throne (diamond plate) as we speak. It will go in the back of the Pope Mobile/Boyota. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Not until it's official.
And I'm changing the SOP to "lick the ring". And I'm going to make it an acronym.
LTR you sinning [bleep]!
Something like that.
Travis Will there still be a confessional?....With wine afterwards? There's nothing to confess? We've never done anything wrong? Except jorge. He needs to repent for bringing up his happy marriage in our BTE. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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