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Dat fuggin hat is sweeeet!
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I'd motorboat those fat globes then make her beg for it. Admit it, you'd be the one begging. I'd beg for a bunch of $1000 dollar bills. She'd pay, after she glimpsed the Johnson.
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I jut thought of something...
If Flave is gonna be the new Pope, he's gonna have to take a vow of celibacy....
Like his father before him, and his father before him....
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We need some meat around here:
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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I jut thought of something...
If Flave is gonna be the new Pope, he's gonna have to take a vow of celibacy....
Like his father before him, and his father before him.... I just thought of something after you thought of something. Can the Pope beat off? You know, spank it? Jerk it? Slap it? Stick it in a chicken? Soap it? Wack it? Lube and jack it?
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Good schit. I heard that from Oprah. It's a good problem. Dude, speaking of our girl Oprah and good chit. 15 or 20 minutes ago. 3 minutes per side at 500F, easiest thing in the world to cook and damn good to eat....grin
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Here is pic I took of Ace's last girlfriend leaving him. Ace is in the background, "Ho, the tent is that way." Bitch is like, "My dear Ace, your pecker is too big, I must leave you...." Just spit red beer. LMAO.
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Jorge. Good evening. Remember. Skin to win. You can do it.
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Not a lot of meat but a good retro look for jorge and other old farts...
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Good schit. I heard that from Oprah. It's a good problem. Dude, speaking of our girl Oprah and good chit. 15 or 20 minutes ago. Raise for 3 years, 3 minutes per side at 500F....grin That's same prime, grade a heifer. I'd buy that schit. Nice. Also, nice to see someone not grill it to death. P.S. Oprah is not grade "a" heifer, but I believe humping bovine is illegal.
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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I seriously needed an answer. Is it "legal" for the pope to drain his boys?
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Jorge will have to excuse himself now.
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Thank you sir. P.S. you win.
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I seriously needed an answer. Is it "legal" for the pope to drain his boys? Its legal for the Pope to do anything...check History... Dats why Flave wants the job.....
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Jorge will have to excuse himself now. Thanks, see you guys tomorrow...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Jorge will have to excuse himself now. No love for the skinny one?
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Well together like that, of course!
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Jorge will have to excuse himself now. No love for the skinny one? Soon as his poopalisyness sees it he'll be loving his member, since you said he had Carte Blanche.
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