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That there is a lot of voo doo.

Something tells me that the tranny mechanic is gonna ask for 1 more thing.....just a small piece of paper really....with a number printed on it. Worst part of the deal is that HE will print the number on it, YOU will just sign your name.

Heck yeah I remember losing the Man Card, thank goodness I was able to kill some stuff that fall to get it back.

Ron, eating red meat helps too!

I don't remember voting on that.

Red meat does help though.

So does copious amounts of hopps and barley in a liquid form.

In defense of my man card I offer the following:

1. I drive a pickup truck with muddy floor mats and no mud flaps;

2. I have twelve pair of pants-11 are jeans, two of which are camo.

3. I have filleted a 2 gallon bucket of jumbo perch in 45 minutes without using an electric fillet knife.

4. I can't spell "filleted".

5. I took my wife to a buffet today where I consumed 2 dozen fried jumbo shrimp (shrimps?) and 3 helping of prime rib washed down with Yuengling Lager, never touched the salad bar, belched twice at the table and broke wind while exiting the restaurant.

6. I'm a little shakey on the plural of "shrimp" also.

7. I am facing the dilemma of buying a second gun safe or curtailing purchase of additional firearms. ( Gunsafe is on order).

8. I have three spring/summer vacations planned, as follows: Lake Erie in May, Smith Mountain Lake (VA) in June and, 1000 Islands in July. Sense a theme here?

9. As to my earlier post, I exfoliated with emery cloth and ate the cucumber agave facial cream, washing it down with a Black and Tan. Buuurrrrrrrrpppp!

The defense rests, Your Honor.

Ron

#4 is the clincher. I say you're good






(I don't get a vote in this however )

*basketball buzzer*

Ehhhhhhhh...........

Man card still revoked until further notice

Rooster7, I object. I wear each pair for 1 month, then stand them up in the basement. Each January, after deer season ends, they get washed. Simple. Should have 13 pair so I have a pair to wear when other 12 are being washed but 13 is unlucky so I just go commando until the dryer beeps.

Ron

ROR!

#3 saved your card.

Northern Dave, best wishes for the exorcism of your tranny. I,m afraid the only mojo that will help said E40D involves green slips of paper with dead presidents printed thereon. You could try a multiple chicken sacrifice. Even if it doesn't work you are well on the way to a chicken barbecue. Just remember to invite those who have offered support.

Ron

Haha.

can't argue with that

I just realized my last post could be placed randomly anywhere in this thread and it would most likely fit. huh, who woulda thought. anyway, good night everyone!

Man, has the world changed. I'd have thought you would get huge demerits for using an electric knife. Nothing other than a Rapala filet knife was acceptable back in the good old days. I've got a lot of catching up to do.

Dave skip the transmission therapy and get one of these. I think it will plow in a pinch

536 ponies and 6-wheel locking differentials

[video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hEA02kfdh8o[/video]

Wow! can't imagine what that Mercedes costs!

That thing changed the world of filleting fish man. It's a wizard.

I still like my fillet knife though because I don't ever have to clean a bucket of fish.

Muffy, it goes for just under $500k

I'll keep my Rapalas. I have 5 of them I use for boning big game. Someday - maybe not to far off, I'll get back to walleyes and I'll stick with the same knives.

Now that is one bad azzz machine.