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Mornin' all. Frosted white this AM.
Not much news from the Swamp today, 'cept my neighbor with the Malinois...they had a cat. Bear chomped it, services later today. Neighbor says things are tense in the house.
Interesting couple. He's a marine surveyor and forensic consultant. She's an electrical engineer (PHD) of German heritage. Her ol' man was one of Von Braun's team what put Armstrong on the moon. His dog, her cat.
He has been elevated to Mr. Scheisskopf status by Bear. She's kinda hawt.
Thought you'd all like to know.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Outfitter
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Morning, BTE... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/MILA-KUNIS-in-Maxim-100-Hot-List.jpg)
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Ranger
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I like Bear.
I like kinda Hawt.
Monday Morning to you all.
Hope your weekend didn't cause to much schlong drippage this AM.
If it did, well tough schit.
Stop FY so much.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Oracle
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Not much news from the Swamp today, 'cept my neighbor with the Malinois...they had a cat. Bear chomped it, services later today. Neighbor says things are tense in the house.
+1 for the Maligator  I will be getting bitten by one of them later today. Good times. And Happy Monday in Downtown Wankerville, BTE. ![[Linked Image]](http://i560.photobucket.com/albums/ss45/thmsbrownlee/ALT/45bd77aab026a_zps3e082a2f.jpg)
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Thanks Poobah.
I've got the Johnson wrapped in a Ace Bandage right now.
She's a smoker but she'll have to wait till tomorrow to smoke mine.
I haven't got time for the pain.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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You playing hard to get this morning? Or just loafing? Them hoof steaks are hungry and the weather ain't that bad, is it?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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To steal Ranger1's line.
It is blowin' like a bus load of queers!
And snowing... which would explain the current Blizzard Warning....grin
Must be bad over in ND,TV just said they are shutting down a bunch of schools today.
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Campfire Ranger
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Yup, we've got some sideways global warming going on here too.
My home is the "sanctuary residence" for my firearms.
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Campfire Sage
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To steal Ranger1's line.
It is blowin' like a bus load of queers!
And snowing... which would explain the current Blizzard Warning....grin
Must be bad over in ND,TV just said they are shutting down a bunch of schools today.
We got schat on. Good morning. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Tracker
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Mornin', mo'fo's!!! As Dan said, it be chilly in the sunshine state. Worked all weeekend, now tryin' to work on my Battle Pirates situation and even the score for some [bleep] who attacked me last night.
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Tracker
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Good morning to all you [bleep] pickler's!
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Almost forgot....thinking Sammo likes.... ![[Linked Image]](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/fatjack34/image-7_zpsb5e44cd0.jpg)
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Campfire Regular
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Got about 1/4 mile visibility here. Might be worse in the open though.Can always get worse in northern Dakota. By the way looking at those young pretty girls makes me wanna cry. LOL ED K
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Campfire Outfitter
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locked up a deaf queer yesterday. he bitch slapped his mama, cuz she said he was no queer cuz he was mean. apparently all queers she knows are nice and respect mama.
FJB
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Thanks Poobah.
I've got the Johnson wrapped in a Ace Bandage right now.
WTF? How is Ace a bandage? You suggesting he was a willing bandage? This sounds really phoucin' weird.  Want a date with the Maligator? 
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Tracker
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Morning boys... ![[Linked Image]](http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f115/fatjack34/image-7_zps5083c6d4.jpg)
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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locked up a deaf queer yesterday. he bitch slapped his mama, cuz she said he was no queer cuz he was mean. apparently all queers she knows are nice and respect mama. Now that's funny!
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Thanks Poobah.
I've got the Johnson wrapped in a Ace Bandage right now.
WTF? How is Ace a bandage? You suggesting he was a willing bandage? This sounds really phoucin' weird. Dude....you are sick and twisted....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Kahuna
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See my signature line please. And I wasn't the one that invented the concept, just asking for clarification. I have never used an Ace Bandage in that fashion. In fact the idea never even occurred to me. It is a brutal concept to imagine early in the day.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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