Comrade Feinstein was walking down the street in DC the other day and came upon a little boy with a box full of newborn kittens. The lad was giving them away. She asked the youngster what kind of kittens those were, to which he replied, "They's democrats".
Well, of course the good comrade thought that was just wonderful. So the next day she managed to steer the Chosen One down that same street, and sure enough there was the little feller with his box of kittens. She told the boy, tell mr obummer what kind of kittens those are. The boy replied, "They's Republicans".
Aghast, she admonished the child that the day before he had stated that the cats were democrats. The boy simply replied, "Yes ma'am, but they got their eyes open now"...