|
|
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 79,321 Likes: 2
Campfire Oracle
|
Campfire Oracle
Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 79,321 Likes: 2 |
Got me thinkin',....I ain't been flashed by a girl since New Years, 2000.
We were livin' in an apartment that had been cut out of an old Victorian house down on Richmond Road,....right across the street from Henry Clay's home. (Ashland)
It was a fun night. My wife's cousin and her husband were staying with us. We had spent the night in front of the fireplace drinking and talking about old times.
At midnight, the town erupted in fireworks and gunfire.
Everybody in the neighborhood piled out into the yards and streets,...talkin' 'bout, "WOO!,...."WOO!",..
I had my grin goin' on and was just taking it all in.
There was a nice lookin' big hootered girl out there with her boyfriend, I guess. She was with *some* guy. I suppose it was her boyfriend.
Both of them were heavily involved in the "WOO!" thing.
,..I'm just standing there with my wife and our visitors grinnin' and sippin' my drink.
Alla sudden, outta the blue,.. that young girl turns my way, lets out a "WOO!,..then snatched her sweater up above her braless pun'kins and gives me a big shot of 'em.
"WOO!", she says,...
I "WOO!" back at her.
She "WOO's" again and gives 'em a shake.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!, I go.
Then my wife started makin' a stink,...so we all had to go back inside.
The titty girl was about to get a Russian ass whuppin',..and didn't realize it,...but the rest of us did.
It was fun while it lasted.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 29,348
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 29,348 |
Pictures or it didn't happen!  Oh...wait....Did you say 56? Nevermind...  Nancy Sinatra posed nude for Playboy when she was 54. If I recall, she looked DAMN good. Including her boobs.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 |
Pictures or it didn't happen! Oh...wait....Did you say 56? Nevermind... Tell me you wouldn't hit this: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/le/skyrim_launch_3_091111/lynda-carter-the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim_3600806.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://www.topnews.in/files/images/LyndaCarter1_0.jpg)
Last edited by jorgeI; 03/12/13.
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,806
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,806 |
LOL! Yeah, right! I'll bet you guys dollars to donuts that lady doesn't look a thing like Nancy Sinatra or Lynda Carter! She's probably toothless & fat. I'll tell you what, you look at her pics first and let me know! 
Islam is a terrorist organization.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 15,380
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 15,380 |
I did ...only "they" didn't know it  lol!!!
Last edited by atvalaska; 03/12/13.
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,709
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 9,709 |
Official member of "The Clan of Turd-like People" ![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/050xcBLB/Abbyand-Rum.jpg)
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 |
LOL! Yeah, right! I'll bet you guys dollars to donuts that lady doesn't look a thing like Nancy Sinatra or Lynda Carter! She's probably toothless & fat. I'll tell you what, you look at her pics first and let me know! That IS Lynda Carter last year. She's 61 BTW...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 29,786
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 29,786 |
Pictures or it didn't happen! Oh...wait....Did you say 56? Nevermind... Tell me you wouldn't hit this: Prefer this version. ![[Linked Image]](http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj16/ezrome/Heroines/Wonder%20Woman/WonderWoman-LindaCarter.jpg)
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 |
noshitsherlock, but at 61 she looks better than anything ANYBODY here's ever tapped
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,806
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 12,806 |
Just let me know when Lynda Carter flashes her tits on camera. 
Islam is a terrorist organization.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Jun 2003
Posts: 42,620 Likes: 1 |
Bobby Joe And The Outlaw...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 15,380
Campfire Ranger
|
|
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 15,380 |
Man between her, Daisy Duke and I dream of Jeanie Im surprised Im not blind........
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 8,457 Likes: 2
Campfire Outfitter
|
|
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Nov 2007
Posts: 8,457 Likes: 2 |
Man between her, Daisy Duke and I dream of Jeanie Im surprised Im not blind........ Dude .. get a grip ..
Anyone who thinks there's two sides to everything hasn't met a M�bius strip.
Here be dragons ...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 531
Campfire Regular
|
|
Campfire Regular
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 531 |
Man between her, Daisy Duke and I dream of Jeanie Im surprised Im not blind........ Dude .. get a grip .. I would figure by his statement he has quite a grip.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 32,044
Campfire 'Bwana
|
|
Campfire 'Bwana
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 32,044 |
Pictures or it didn't happen! Oh...wait....Did you say 56? Nevermind... Tell me you wouldn't hit this: Prefer this version. me to, but we all get old
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
|
|
|
|
|
387 members (160user, 1Longbow, 12344mag, 10gaugeman, 10ring1, 17CalFan, 34 invisible),
2,026
guests, and
1,060
robots. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Forums81
Topics1,192,374
Posts18,488,432
Members73,970
| |
Most Online11,491
Jul 7th, 2023
|
|
|
|
![[Linked Image]](http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n289/txtoller/campfire%20funnies/ThisThreadIsWorthless.jpg)
