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No,you both are wrong.
Worried?.... Were you gone? After a few Great Basin F-Bombs, I was. Course, it all started at the 9:30 tee time.......and got better all day. I took this morning off (from drinking) but the ice is in the glass again now, so I got THAT going for me.
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Campfire Kahuna
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No,you both are wrong.
Worried?.... Were you gone? No, you are wrong. Tried a steak once that was crunchy all the way thru. That's just phoucin' awful. The chef got fired. We all got drunk, thus snatching victory from the jaws of disaster. And singing. The 17th Air Cav Choir is awesome.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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The chef got fired. We all got drunk, thus snatching victory from the jaws of disaster. And singing. The 17th Air Cav Choir is awesome. Laffin. I love a good snatching.......
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Not crunchy. Medium.
I'm never wrong.
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That sounds female........ Or Flave. But I repeat myself.
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Not crunchy. Medium.
I'm never wrong. I thought I made a mistake once but I was wrong. It feels a lot better when you admit that in public.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Laffin'. Did I read tee-time? As in golf?
I played once . Might have been the drunkest I've ever been.
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It was the beginning of a banner drunk. My oldest girl loves golf, so I go with her when I'm in her AOR. I quit it, mostly, 6 or 8 years ago. Too many other hobbies.
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Slim, just for future reference, if I happen to say anything about "tea time" don't confuse it with golf. Think Saigon bar girl.
I played golf when I was a kid. Unlike God, I could hit the chitt out of a 1 or 2 iron. I never managed to use a driver in such a way that I did not slice the ball sufficiently that it threatened to come back and land on the tee. It drove my dad nutz. I didn't see the problem myself since I could out drive him, 1 iron v. driver. Ultimately there was much I never grasped about the game, but eventually I found a sport that was less successful as a spectator sport than golf.
Racing sail boats. That's right, I did not stutter. The very first sailboat I ever crewed on was a NYYC 12 meter trial boat named Soliloquy. The second was a Trans-Pac winner named Blackfin. It's neat chitt but the pay sucks.
BD the sailor man
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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PS: At the age of about 9 I whacked a nosy neighborhood kid in the forehead with a chipping iron when I followed thru on the backswing. One of my very best shots and I did not use a mirror.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Were you one of those rope winder guys?
Member this one?..........
You boys want some sex? You can squeeze the sails, you can lick the decks......
FYI, it was not from warpig.
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I don't appreciate golf. I'm not in the mood for the "Fire". I went and saw Eric Clapton the other night. I like cheap Tequila shots, I don't really care for the lemons and limes. Beer chaser. Adios. Be back!
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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There's many chores on a sailboat, tending the sheets (rope winder) is one of them. BTDT. Big boats tend to have specialty crew members, smaller ones make you a jack of all trades, or a jack off depending on how the day goes. Offshore in heavy weather is a gas...separating girls from boys lickity split. Changing sails in gale force winds can get ya killed.
BD
PS: I don't lick decks.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Sorry, Amigo. I gotta call BS. If cowgirl........ You know the one...... I just don't wanna search for her.......
Anyway, if she wanted you to lick......well, anything...... My money would be on her.
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'slave, have a nice visit.
BD,I'm going to hitch hike with the midgets to Florida instead of Havre.
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We got a lot of room for midgets down here. Mebbe even some political jobs are open. Take a look at our gov sometime and you'll understand we are big on freaks.
Last edited by DigitalDan; 03/19/13.
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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The B&W was for Poobah's benefit.
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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Sorry, Amigo. I gotta call BS. If cowgirl........ You know the one...... I just don't wanna search for her.......
Anyway, if she wanted you to lick......well, anything...... My money would be on her. You'll lose your dinero. I'll lick a lot of stuff, but not decks. Most are covered with teak and them phoucin' splinters will get infected 100% of the time. When you get a chance show us which one you refer to...just in case.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I lick these:
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Yeah, our guv even knows his 5th Amendment rights...he invoked it like seventy-five (75) times during the investigation into his HCA dealings.
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
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