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Sorry, Amigo. I gotta call BS. If cowgirl........ You know the one...... I just don't wanna search for her.......
Anyway, if she wanted you to lick......well, anything...... My money would be on her. You'll lose your dinero. I'll lick a lot of stuff, but not decks. Most are covered with teak and them phoucin' splinters will get infected 100% of the time. When you get a chance show us which one you refer to...just in case.
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Ya, he did. Corksucker ought to be in Leavenworth, KS. I'd love to go quail hunting with him and Dick Cheney someday.
One thing I'll say though, I never, evah, did a gal as freak azz weird looking at that fella. He takes some kind of medal for that. Even Stephen King is humbled. Chitt, even I am humbled by the shear magnitude of his weirdity. (new tech term) I mean phouc, I like to think big, but am rendered unto wet peach fuzz by the very hugeness of his holy oddness. Even the Donald twitches in his presence!
You think he has one of those Elmer tubes in him all the time? Would that do it?
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Mebbeso, or mebbe he has a gerbil where the sun don't shine. That turdroller is on my eternal schitlist and I eagerly look forward to voting for whoever runs against him.
Helluva trend when we go from Jeb Bush in the governor's mansion to the likes of Rick Scott and from Ronald Reagon in the White House to the likes of Barack Hussein Obama. Methinks I'm seein' a trend here, and it's quite obviously retrograde.
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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'slave, have a nice visit.
BD,I'm going to hitch hike with the midgets to Florida instead of Havre. Lemme know where y'all are gonna hole up, and I'll come visit you and said band of wayfaring midgets! These wouldn't by chance be the Asian midget hookers, would they?
Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!
Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!
"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Ya, he did. Corksucker ought to be in Leavenworth, KS. I'd love to go quail hunting with him and Dick Cheney someday.
One thing I'll say though, I never, evah, did a gal as freak azz weird looking at that fella. He takes some kind of medal for that. Even Stephen King is humbled. Chitt, even I am humbled by the shear magnitude of his weirdity. (new tech term) I mean phouc, I like to think big, but am rendered unto wet peach fuzz by the very hugeness of his holy oddness. Even the Donald twitches in his presence!
You think he has one of those Elmer tubes in him all the time? Would that do it?
BD Here ya go, BD...Britiah wanker in the UFC. Calls himself the freakshow... Here he is a weigh-in...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Good Morning wankers... Poobah, she may be one of the hottest non-tawdrys EVAH!! Yum, I love hot girls in glasses...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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There's another kind? Yes... The cooked kind. Negative, SLM... I'm starting to respect Mathman more and more...he knows good beer AND good steak. I ALWAYS buy the cheapest ass cuts of meat to cook for my buddies and save the nice tri-tip for myself. They can't tell their meat is schit cuz it's overcooked anyway (read: medium to well done). 2 min, max, each side and let sit for a couple and you're in heaven... I don't drink whiskey so can't comment vis-a-viś on ice...per Ingwe/Mathy...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Sorry, Amigo. I gotta call BS. If cowgirl........ You know the one... OK I'd lick dirt just to sniff her shorts, but no teak. Maybe zebra wood or mahogany. Dayum, she us hotter'n mortal wenches. BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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There's another kind? Yes... The cooked kind. Negative, SLM... I'm starting to respect Mathman more and more...he knows good beer AND good steak. I ALWAYS buy the cheapest ass cuts of meat to cook for my buddies and save the nice tri-tip for myself. They can't tell their meat is schit cuz it's overcooked anyway (read: medium to well done).2 min, max, each side and let sit for a couple and you're in heaven... I don't drink whiskey so can't comment vis-a-viś on ice...per Ingwe/Mathy... Put those together and you'll have it. If you're going to drink ice cold whiskey you may as well start with the cheap stuff since chilling the spirit pretty much kills what separates the good stuff from the rest.
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Would never ice good whiskey but not opposed to a whiskey stone or 2 to get it chilled a tad but certainly not enough to kill the taste. A splash of ginger ale to sweeten just a touch doesn't offend me either but then again I like whiskey.
Now JD and chit like that just needs coke.
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This is how I enjoy good whiskey: Glencairn glass. No ice, no whiskey stones, no flavored mixer.
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Ya, he did. Corksucker ought to be in Leavenworth, KS. I'd love to go quail hunting with him and Dick Cheney someday.
One thing I'll say though, I never, evah, did a gal as freak azz weird looking at that fella. He takes some kind of medal for that. Even Stephen King is humbled. Chitt, even I am humbled by the shear magnitude of his weirdity. (new tech term) I mean phouc, I like to think big, but am rendered unto wet peach fuzz by the very hugeness of his holy oddness. Even the Donald twitches in his presence!
You think he has one of those Elmer tubes in him all the time? Would that do it?
BD Here ya go, BD...Britiah wanker in the UFC. Calls himself the freakshow... Here he is a weigh-in... They both look like freaks, which is which? PS: Some folks are afraid of clowns. I don't get it.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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'Morning all, keep them doggies rollin'!
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A couple of doggies to roll:
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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This one is especially for Elmer who is buried in snow. Make the best of it doooood!
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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For the rest of you wankers..........
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Good morning all you raw meat eating barbarians.
Del', BGG will not share the Asians.
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This is how I enjoy good whisk ey: Glencairn glass. No ice, no whiskey stones, no flavored mixer. Me too..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Wonder if the pilot knows he has a crack in his plane's nose...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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