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Campfire Kahuna
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You lads are young enough to care? Don't look baitish to me. Indeed, they need a lick test.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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and this one ain't? Her ID said she was 18.
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Have Dog
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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P.S. She is 24. Betty White? 90ish.
Have Dog
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge.
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Campfire Ranger
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She's left nut material Jorge.....
Have Dog
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Campfire Ranger
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge. I'm not not THOR, unless I'm into some nasty role play... but I digress...... Her shape is [bleep] perfect. Maintainance is probably higher than hell, but she's smokin.
Have Dog
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Campfire Ranger
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge. Are you ever pleased?No ice, raw steak, skinny women, crystal to drink from. You need to eat a burnt steak, do a shot of JD on ice from a red solo cup and bang hot dog chick and relax. If you don't, 'slave will.
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Campfire Ranger
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bang hot dog chick .
If you don't, 'slave will. Now THAT would be some nasty role play..... Always wondered what it would be like to hammer the Pilsbury Doughboy's navel.......
Have Dog
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Campfire Ranger
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It would be gay. DoughBOY!! Get it?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge. Are you ever pleased?No ice, raw steak, skinny women, crystal to drink from. You need to eat a burnt steak, do a shot of JD on ice from a red solo cup and bang hot dog chick and relax. If you don't, 'slave will. Be careful when you read. I said I'm surprised Jorge would be pleased, not that I wasn't. She looks pretty hot to me. Also don't read too much into my preaching against ice in sipping whiskey. That doesn't mean I never have use for ice and solo cups. I actually enjoy a 16 oz. solo full of crushed ice, some basic bourbon or blended scotch, topped off with club soda. I just don't abuse "serious" whiskey that way.
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Campfire Outfitter
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A friend once told me...
Lower your standards, raise your average.
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Campfire Ranger
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So you would bang hot dog chick?
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Campfire Ranger
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It would be gay. DoughBOY!! Get it? You are trying to sound like you never stuck your wiggler worm in a warm, soft, yeasty, flakey, runny, buttered roll. Nirvana.... Liar.
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Campfire Ranger
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A friend once told me...
Lower your standards, raise your average. And the youth shall lead us......... LEAD ON.
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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So you would bang hot dog chick? Who wouldn't?
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Campfire Ranger
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge. Are you ever pleased?No ice, raw steak, skinny women, crystal to drink from. You need to eat a burnt steak, do a shot of JD on ice from a red solo cup and bang hot dog chick and relax. If you don't, 'slave will. Be careful when you read. I said I'm surprised Jorge would be pleased, not that I wasn't. She looks pretty hot to me. Also don't read too much into my preaching against ice in sipping whiskey. That doesn't mean I never have use for ice and solo cups. I actually enjoy a 16 oz. solo full of crushed ice, some basic bourbon or blended scotch, topped off with club soda. I just don't abuse "serious" whiskey that way. Do you ever eat cooked steak?
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Campfire Ranger
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It would be gay. DoughBOY!! Get it? You are trying to sound like you never stuck your wiggler worm in a warm, soft, yeasty, flakey, runny, buttered roll. Nirvana.... Liar. Warm, soft, yeasty, flakey,runny...Yes Buttered roll..No
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I wouldn't think her thighs have enough thunder for you Thor, um, I mean Jorge. Are you ever pleased?No ice, raw steak, skinny women, crystal to drink from. You need to eat a burnt steak, do a shot of JD on ice from a red solo cup and bang hot dog chick and relax. If you don't, 'slave will. Be careful when you read. I said I'm surprised Jorge would be pleased, not that I wasn't. She looks pretty hot to me. Also don't read too much into my preaching against ice in sipping whiskey. That doesn't mean I never have use for ice and solo cups. I actually enjoy a 16 oz. solo full of crushed ice, some basic bourbon or blended scotch, topped off with club soda. I just don't abuse "serious" whiskey that way. Do you ever eat cooked steak? I like them cooked to medium rare.
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