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This.

Slutty, purdy, tatted, blonde, trucks.

End of thread.


Not end of thread at all. In fact this post makes my case. I'm not into tats and studs and all that other hinky chitt, but I gotta admit her paint goes well with the truck. Until death do they part. (You payin' attention Dave?)

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[quote=DigitalDan]Change of pace question for all you ruffians.

Few years back one of my best buddies was a hematologist. For about a month he pumped me full of the most toxic chitt you never wanna know.

-sidebar- We have a lot of sand gnats in the 'hood and they are vicious little phoucs capable of taking a quart of blood before you can say "Gott Dayum!". They would not fly anywhere near me during the period of time in question or for the following month or so.

Few days back I was out in the woods puttin' the sneak on hogs and murdering families and stuff. A tick boarded without proper papers.

-sidebar- Had an itch in me belly button this morning and upon inspection find this little scut nested in the void. Deader than last year's stump in a clear cut.


Questions: How many of you guys are so phoucin' evil that ticks die when they bite you? Can I kill vampires?

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I know a guy so filled with evil that ticks swarm to him.


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BD,I think his wife found his PB account. grin

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when I was a kid my dad used to fill us full of cream of tartar tablets. I ate so many of those things when I was a kid, to this day chiggers and ticks don't get on me. After about 30 minutes in the woods skeeters quit biting me. I guess they tell their buds this guy tastes like [bleep].

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Change of pace question for all you ruffians.

Few years back one of my best buddies was a hematologist. For about a month he pumped me full of the most toxic chitt you never wanna know.

-sidebar- We have a lot of sand gnats in the 'hood and they are vicious little phoucs capable of taking a quart of blood before you can say "Gott Dayum!". They would not fly anywhere near me during the period of time in question or for the following month or so.

Few days back I was out in the woods puttin' the sneak on hogs and murdering families and stuff. A tick boarded without proper papers.

-sidebar- Had an itch in me belly button this morning and upon inspection find this little scut nested in the void. Deader than last year's stump in a clear cut.


Questions: How many of you guys are so phoucin' evil that ticks die when they bite you? Can I kill vampires?

laugh

Proud to be an American!

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Do you think the Tequila had anything to do with it?...you know.......maybe.......just askin'.....


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I'm not the evil guy with an army of ticks, though were you to ask my bride she may tell you different.

Though she'd more likely say I've an army of sleep depriving devils I call with my snores.

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Skeeters and shcit love me, I was told as a kid it was because I was so sweet, and have clung to that forever.


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By the by,

any of you watch Fast and Loud? It's a [bleep] cool as show on the Discovery (I think) channel about these guys in Dallas that buy cars, fix them up, and trip them. Really cool shcit, but to make it pertinent here, there is a new person on the show. Goes by the name of "Alloy Ash". I'm not necessarily big on the tats, but then again I ain't lookin to marry her. I'll post a pic if I can figure it out, photobucket has been a tempermental whore for me lately.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Do you think the Tequila had anything to do with it?...you know.......maybe.......just askin'.....


I hadn't considered that. Hmmmm

If that were true wouldn't the tick have been singin' Messican ballads and yellin' "Viva Don Julio!"???

I did. Almost.


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Don't know that show. Title reminds of the symphony from an acquaintance's backside though.


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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What is a respectable number of ticks to accumulate in a day?
I wanna see how I rate during a turkey season day.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
What is a respectable number of ticks to accumulate in a day?
I wanna see how I rate during a turkey season day.


seed or cow?

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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Change of pace question for all you ruffians.

Few years back one of my best buddies was a hematologist. For about a month he pumped me full of the most toxic chitt you never wanna know.

-sidebar- We have a lot of sand gnats in the 'hood and they are vicious little phoucs capable of taking a quart of blood before you can say "Gott Dayum!". They would not fly anywhere near me during the period of time in question or for the following month or so.

Few days back I was out in the woods puttin' the sneak on hogs and murdering families and stuff. A tick boarded without proper papers.

-sidebar- Had an itch in me belly button this morning and upon inspection find this little scut nested in the void. Deader than last year's stump in a clear cut.


Questions: How many of you guys are so phoucin' evil that ticks die when they bite you? Can I kill vampires?

laugh

Proud to be an American!

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Do you think the Tequila had anything to do with it?...you know.......maybe.......just askin'.....



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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Change of pace question for all you ruffians.

Few years back one of my best buddies was a hematologist. For about a month he pumped me full of the most toxic chitt you never wanna know.

-sidebar- We have a lot of sand gnats in the 'hood and they are vicious little phoucs capable of taking a quart of blood before you can say "Gott Dayum!". They would not fly anywhere near me during the period of time in question or for the following month or so.

Few days back I was out in the woods puttin' the sneak on hogs and murdering families and stuff. A tick boarded without proper papers.

-sidebar- Had an itch in me belly button this morning and upon inspection find this little scut nested in the void. Deader than last year's stump in a clear cut.


Questions: How many of you guys are so phoucin' evil that ticks die when they bite you? Can I kill vampires?

laugh

Proud to be an American!

BD


Dan,

Those things are tiny. Only so much alcohol they can tolerate... smile

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Puzzies.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by wageslave
What is a respectable number of ticks to accumulate in a day?
I wanna see how I rate during a turkey season day.


'Slave + Sulfur = 0

Plus you'll smell like firecrackers for a day or so. laugh

Dust your boots, socks and pants.


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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
By the by,

any of you watch Fast and Loud? It's a [bleep] cool as show on the Discovery (I think) channel about these guys in Dallas that buy cars, fix them up, and trip them. Really cool shcit, but to make it pertinent here, there is a new person on the show. Goes by the name of "Alloy Ash". I'm not necessarily big on the tats, but then again I ain't lookin to marry her. I'll post a pic if I can figure it out, photobucket has been a tempermental whore for me lately.


Here ya go, Gruff...

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Gotta love chicks with daddy issues...at least for a night.

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Sidebar: half the photos that show up on her I couldn't post... laugh


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