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Thinking manatee grey could be kinda sexy on the right woman... oh, wait, that's the problem isn't it. Oops.
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It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains.  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.wcvb.com/image/view/-/19633022/medRes/2/-/maxh/460/maxw/620/-/k57fmu/-/Target-manatee-dress-jpg.jpg) Meat curtains? ![[Linked Image]](http://tnation.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/786x0/1/c//1cb3d_ORIG-ugly_fat_girl_bikini_old_woman_pictures.jpg)
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I wonder if she has cankles to match? ![[Linked Image]](http://media.nowpublic.net/images//f4/a/f4a7d3a650f150b5062fe01bf85f8087.jpg)
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It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. Meat curtains? I wonder, how far did she drive that post into the ground?
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At least as far as her last boyfriend. 
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Hm.
Last edited by kletzenklueffer; 04/05/13.
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Now I see the logic in vertical pleats. It hides the horizontal pleats in the meat curtains.
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Yeah, there was no reason to label it as 'manatee grey'. They could have easily changed it to 'battleship grey', or even 'Hindenburg grey', how about 'Gray Whale grey'? See? Lots of other choices.
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Looks like nice material.
Nice color, too.
Take the girls offended down to tent and awning for measurements and give 'em a free-be.
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Sold by Target, but manufactured by Alaska Tent and Tarp.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Meat curtains? [/quote] I have never seen something like that! That has to be photoshop. PLEASE tell me it's photoshop!
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It's the real deal. Unfortunately. 
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Sold by Target, but manufactured by Alaska Tent and Tarp. Or, Pampa Tent and Awning, Pampa, TX.
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This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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Meat curtains? I have never seen something like that! That has to be photoshop. PLEASE tell me it's photoshop! [/quote] Her belly ate the damn mailbox off that post. Gunner
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Mailbox schmailbox (I better be careful with that...)
she has such pretty eyes.
And a great personality.
and....
and....
You guys are just MEAN!
lol
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It looks like a pleated curtain to cover meat curtains. That ain't a dress. It some curtains from down at the funeral parlor.
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The fat might be thick but the skin apparently is quite thin...
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I heard this on the drive home from work....I damn near drove the car into the ditch I was laughing so hard!
�Manatee Gray� LMAO!
Paul
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The fat might be thick but the skin apparently is quite thin... Gotta give that tattoo artists props. It musta be a real bitch to hold any kind of pattern with that belly bouncing around under the tattoo gun. But maybe he had 4 assistants. "You!,...grab the east side,...you over there,..grab the west side,...you two take north and south and ever'body *lean* until there's a spot that's pulled taught. Just hang in there. I'll work as fast as I can and we'll take a break at halftime."
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