Had a buddy that got messed up with one for several years. She cost him a lot of money, visits by the police because she stole stuff from her retail day job, lied like hell most of the time, had an explosive temper, vindictive as heck, and not to mention her screwed up family also became his problem.
She was a knockout when it came to looks and figure, but after being around her for a bit it all wore off really quickly for anyone but my buddy, who claimed to love her (gack).
most striippers are also at least quasi- if not flat out whores....it kind of comes with the territory. They associate with criminals, they take drugs, they are poison to your life.
they are also well trained manipulators of Johns....of course, how tough is it to take advantage of a guy when he's got the little head driving.
I was, sadly, a witness to a case involving a former law partner of mine who very nearly had to kill a stripper's pimp/boyfriend after she set him up to be robbed at his house, after she'd cased the joint and inventoried his stuff.
on the other hand, they are usually hot in a trashy way and give good head. decisions, decisions.
Good head, always go with the good head.
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I worked as a doorman at a strip club during my college years. My Dad's friend owned the place. If you live in SW Mich, you probably know the joint. Anyways, I quickly felt sorry for them because they often had BIG self esteem problems much larger than you normally see in women. I wouldnt date any of them even though I could have easily. One time my girlfriend brought up some dinner to work for me. She was a very pretty redhead, and she came in to drop it off. That put them into overdrive on to me. They wanted to know what she did, how long we were dating, if we were serious, ect, ect. Typical snakes.
95% of them were geniune airheads. There was one law student who was OK.
Take it from my experience. If you want to get a stripper,... go work at a strip joint as a bartender or doorman and show absolutely zero interest in them. Treat them like nobodies. It will drive them crazy on to you. Then pick the hottest one and have fun.
Marrying one? Never, never, never.
"...aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you, so that you may walk properly before outsiders and be dependent on no one." - Paul to the church in Thessalonica.
Dammit! Flex was awesome. Maybe 5' 2". Mommy and Daddy must have spent tons of money for all of her gymnastics lessons. Wish I knew their address so I could send them a Thank You note. Just damn!
I dated one, nice girl always took me to lunch and paid with 1's and 5's.
Not any better in the sack than most women but at least she was ALWAYS willing to jump in it.
Things kinda fell apart after I finished bopping her one time and went to the restroom. When I came out she was on my cellphone talking to my wife telling her all about everything.
I hurried home to try and smooth things over, didn't work. Next day on the way to work she followed me to work not a good thing for a cop. My academy partner came outside and saved me as the gal was going ape shiit.
I managed to work things out with my wife God Bless Her and two sons later were still very happy. I guess this was what it took for me to finally grow up. I was a terrible husband those first few years hell I was a sailor just out of the Navy and she cured me of my bad ways. ;
Had I entered the relationship properly IE being single I could have married her, but take that for what its worth I was a sailor...
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Date a stripper - absolutely! Heading in to it with an open mind and a strong situational awareness.
A little of my experience:
As a 20 y/o going to college in Chicago I met and dated a gal who was a bunny at the Playboy Club - technically not a stripper, but... She was a real beauty who was not much different than the girl next door, with the possible exception of more toning and delightful curves. She was decent, but she shared a $1k/mo.(huge $ in the late 70's) Lake Shore Drive app't with her mother who seemed intent on riding her daughter's beauty to some strange end. The gal loved her paycheck but absolutely hated her job. Mom eventually ran me off, I was a poor broke student, not at all what she needed involved in her daughter's life.
I had a roommate who dated a prostitute and a family member who married a stripper - their lives were/are absolutely ruined.
I used to travel extensively for work. I stayed single up until my mid-30's and met a fair number of strippers traveling home to visit family. Most of them were met by mom and dad at our destination. Most were fairly normal - and they could have very well been girls next door types with a sense of humor.... Two notable trips - ABQ in about 1986 and the beautiful gal I met on the flight and a great 2 weeks in that town, and a stop in AtL in the early 90's when there was some form of a stripper's and "entertainers" convention going on.
Somebody mentioned nurses above - now we're getting to the wild ones. The big joke around me and buddies is that I'm cursed and will spend my life with nurses. I dated a few over quite a few years and then married a long blonde animal/nurse type. Strippers are amateurs.
Have a good day man. In honor of personal freedom and the open squirrel season, I think I'll go put a hole through dinner's head.
Date a stripper - absolutely! Heading in to it with an open mind and a strong situational awareness.
A little of my experience:
As a 20 y/o going to college in Chicago I met and dated a gal who was a bunny at the Playboy Club - technically not a stripper, but... She was a real beauty who was not much different than the girl next door, with the possible exception of more toning and delightful curves. She was decent, but she shared a $1k/mo.(huge $ in the late 70's) Lake Shore Drive app't with her mother who seemed intent on riding her daughter's beauty to some strange end. The gal loved her paycheck but absolutely hated her job. Mom eventually ran me off, I was a poor broke student, not at all what she needed involved in her daughter's life.
I had a roommate who dated a prostitute and a family member who married a stripper - their lives were/are absolutely ruined.
I used to travel extensively for work. I stayed single up until my mid-30's and met a fair number of strippers traveling home to visit family. Most of them were met by mom and dad at our destination. Most were fairly normal - and they could have very well been girls next door types with a sense of humor.... Two notable trips - ABQ in about 1986 and the beautiful gal I met on the flight and a great 2 weeks in that town, and a stop in AtL in the early 90's when there was some form of a stripper's and "entertainers" convention going on.
Somebody mentioned nurses above - now we're getting to the wild ones. The big joke around me and buddies is that I'm cursed and will spend my life with nurses. I dated a few over quite a few years and then married a long blonde animal/nurse type. Strippers are amateurs.
When I lived in Chicago a friend of mine at that time had an older brother and sister that worked at the Playboy Club up there. His sister was also a Bunny/waitress and his brother worked as a beautician/cosmetologist for the Playboy Club Bunny's. His brother's live-in girl friend, a Bunny herself, was a fine looking blond. His sister was a curvaceous little dark eyed, raven haired Italian beauty, barely 5' tall with a 18" waist measurement. This was back around the early to mid-1960's.
Joken, we've probably sent some of our finest young people screaming in to the night with the picture of their grannies from the 60's and 70's being bunny material. All I know is that I'll probably die with a smile on my face!
Have a good day man. In honor of personal freedom and the open squirrel season, I think I'll go put a hole through dinner's head.
You thoughts please...I've got the chance to date one (she's actually an ex-stripper) but am getting a little hung up on the "stripper" part.
Marry a woman who would dance nude in a bar for $$$ .... are you crazy ?
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much" Teddy Roosevelt
Another I probably could have dated if I wanted, but she was ~15 years younger, was fairly pretty, and had a stuttering problem. One of her old friends used to cut my hair and filled me in that she had some ongoing emotional issues, including kleptomania. I passed, figuring I'd deserve every bit of the trouble she'd cause me, if I pursued her.
JFC! A young, emotionally challenged stuttering klepto with a propensity for dropping her laundry on stage? Where is your sense of adventure, man? See if THAT opportunity ever rises again...
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