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OK guys...Im going to get rid of my .223AIs in favor of the 'old school' 700 BDL in a .222
Of all the old dog teachers, I had the highest hope for you. Alas, I were wrong. You really can't teach an old dog. One of my neighbors, the one with the Ingwe dog that is named Bear? I was visiting him yesterday, Bear was being playful...and put a running body block on me just above the knees with a half throttle gallop. Dang near put me on the ground but I was laughin'. Never had a dog do that to me before. After tryin' to roll me over he did the same thing to his boss. Only thing new in this world I learnt from a dog. How about dat chitt? BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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What is the difference? They're all slow twisted relics.
Travis Slow...twisted...relics? You talking about me? FM, got to get a new hair stylist...
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Sage
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What is the difference? They're all slow twisted relics.
Travis Slow...twisted...relics? You talking about me? FM, got to get a new hair stylist... I was talking about those "rifles" that ingwe is always bragging about. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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C-U-N-T "Can't Understand Normal Thinkin'" Some people. We all just got laid off today. But we're all getting called back, except for one guy  Got a call from the PD Sunday morning. "Sir, your ex-wife called and said she is supposed to pick the kids up for Mother's Day." "Correct" "She says she is afraid to come to your house and wants you to meet her down here." "I don't care." "Is this something you'd be willing to accomodate her with this morning." "No." "She says she doesn't want to come to your residence." "Then tell her to get a divorce decree that states I have to meet her somewhere, or to file for a restraining order. I don't alter my Sunday mornings because of people's imaginations" "Thanks sir. We'll let her know." Dave I can't believe that she's still causing you that much drama. But I'm glad you're an assshole  I feel sorry for you poor [bleep] that get divorced with kids. Dave was right, I just had an expensive break-up. My divorce might have set me back 8 years financially, and lost a 259,000 dollar house. But once I left the courts on 4-22-2011, it was [bleep] DONE and over with. Whenever my ex calls or texts me, I just ignore it... Whenever she really amps up her drama, I just [bleep] another one of her friends. If she pulls any [bleep] trying to get me thrown in jail again, I'm going to [bleep] her mom in the ass, doggy style, and send her pics. Pissed off wives are more evil than Satan himself... Never underestimate what they will do to even up the score... That's the first rule of going through a divorce.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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Campfire Sage
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Why would you feel sorry for people that get divorced with kids? I'm proof positive it can all go well. You just have to be smart.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You guys got some really cool stuff.
if you ever feel the need to adopt ,I'm available. 80%'er?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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You guys got some really cool stuff.
if you ever feel the need to adopt ,I'm available. Do you sleep in a wall tent?
Have Dog
Will Travel
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'Slave, I wanna 'spand your horizons a bit. First off, I know people and critters aren't built the same, but that doesn't mean I can't respect the critters. Example being otters chittin' crab shells....I gotta respect that. Now here ya go. The bugs in this vid on my windshield are called...drum roll....Love Bugs. They are a gift from the University of Florida School of Entomology. Azzholes. This time of year they can turn the front of your car black and their juice is corrosive to paint and metal. With that said, you will see little splatters around the two lovers. Those are what they look like following a 50-60 mph impact. Last thing goes thru their mind is their azzhole. I digress. In the vid that follows you will see a larger specimen clinging, even walking across my windshield. That's the female. The one flapping in the breeze at her 6 is the male. What ties them together is his crank. I gotta respect that level of determination, if not the fortitude displayed. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/Videos/th_IMG_3329_zps92c08fca.jpg) Thanks BD. I didn't know of your film experience in the industry. The next time a large female has it clenched on my crank, I will know who to call. Then, I can show Ace how to [bleep] a Ginger in real life instead of on paper. My people will be in touch with your people.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Why would you feel sorry for people that get divorced with kids? I'm proof positive it can all go well. You just have to be smart.
Travis You mean just have her killed?
If I were smart enough, which apparently I'm not
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Campfire Sage
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Why would you feel sorry for people that get divorced with kids? I'm proof positive it can all go well. You just have to be smart.
Travis You mean just have her killed? No. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You guys got some really cool stuff.
if you ever feel the need to adopt ,I'm available. Do you sleep in a wall tent? On top.
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Somebody say pigs? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lavikinga.com/jorge/Zimbabwe/CD2/images/025_25.jpg) Man, I've seen ugly before, but.... ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/sofa.gif) Which one? Do you get to eat the pig after you shoot over there?? ... wondering how pulled Pumba tastes?
George Associate Gypsy Order of Sleepless Knights ... That is when I carried you ...
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Somebody say pigs? Man, I've seen ugly before, but.... My wife balances me out..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Somebody say pigs? Man, I've seen ugly before, but.... closeup before the pose was struck ![[Linked Image]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-aS3II3XNtvU/UZE2Tz52g9I/AAAAAAAAESs/BDRlSJIO96E/s800/closeup.jpg) Frankly we're not interested in your bondage predilections with the wife....
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Av: we tried everything over there, including the Zebra. All the meat gets eaten either by the clients of the local village folks..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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MAGA
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Av: we tried everything over there, including the Zebra. All the meat gets eaten either by the clients of the local village folks.. That's what happened when I was there. Except Crocs. The natives wouldn't eat them for fear of the other crocs smelling it on them and hunting them down. I tried eating cougar once then hit a bar with middle aged women in it hoping they'd hunt me down and eat me. It didn't have any affect, as far as I could tell....
“Live free or die. Death is not the worst of evils.” - General
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I love cougar meat.
Mountain lion you pervs.
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What is that? As to crocs, never tried one but I have eaten my share of Gator Tails here at Whitey's Fish Camp. As to the cats, I don't eat predators..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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