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I still don't get lesbianisum, seems pretty hard to have two door knobs and no keys.
Just keep in mind that usually at least the fem one feels HBI-deprived. So, this is really an opportunity for you! 
Islam is a terrorist organization.
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Homosexuality is still wrong regardless of what animals do
I listened to a man talk about the fact that some primates practice homosexuality as an indicator to how normal and natural it is. So I schit on the floor and threw it at him. The munkee house at the zoo is always full of kids and adults watching the nasty little [bleep]. I like watching otters and penguins and such instead. You haven't lived until you've heard a couple of them big tortoises mating. It will scar you for life.
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I still don't get lesbianisum, seems pretty hard to have two door knobs and no keys.
I got news for you. You ain't ever gonna get the key in the knob. It goes in the keyhole. That there is one of the reasons there is Lesbians. Some guys think the key goes in the knob. 
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I think I met lesbians for the first time, so my questions is...
With the bull lesbian do you shake hands like you would a dude or not, she had fairly firm grip but still very effeminate hands, where the other one was much more lady like.
I still don't get lesbianisum, seems pretty hard to have two door knobs and no keys. Just like you do in any social situation - you shake hands in the manner of the person you are shaking hands with. Mirror hand position and pressure. Shake hands in the same way you would with anybody.
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we got are share here to ...we call them > Klondikes Do they hang out at a Klondike Bar? Stop, stop, you guys are killin' me!  LMAO... That IS hilarious!!!!
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we got are share here to ...we call them > Klondikes Do they hang out at a Klondike Bar? Stop, stop, you guys are killin' me! LMAO... That IS hilarious!!!! I don't suppose that we should venture in the realm of the Eskimo Pie then.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Sitting in the Las Vegas airport at the moment watching two ugly lesbians swap spit as I write this. They are intentionally making a spectical of themselves. Most gays do , they want the world to know they are queer . They wouldn't be doing this if they didn't have a audience They wont even come out the closet around here, they be target of the local skin head dudes and their Doc Marten stompers if they did. Gunner
Trump Won!
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Homosexuality is still wrong regardless of what animals do
I listened to a man talk about the fact that some primates practice homosexuality as an indicator to how normal and natural it is. So I schit on the floor and threw it at him. Dang, I SO wish you guys would cut this out, now I have TWO broken ribs.
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Do you know the number one cause of death in lesbianism?
Hairballs
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Razor. Works for my wife...
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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If the chicks like chicks, then why are they with chicks that look like dudes? I'm confused... +1
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If the chicks like chicks, then why are they with chicks that look like dudes? I'm confused... +1 Uh yeah, specially when they strap on something that looks identical to a mans piss pipe and wear each others stupid asses out with it when the tongue tickler becomes a bore. Theys some severly confused heifers. Gunner
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Bi is okay nothing like a good threesome! Most lesbians hate "bi's" since they can't make up their mind?
Homosexuality is not natural since we humans could not or would not procreate to continue the survival of our species but that's another argument?
Well, a cow still gets bred by a bull, but you often wonder why the cows hump the other cows all the time..... Bulls hump other bulls too and even steers get in on the action. Homosexuality is still wrong regardless of what animals do or how hawt the two chicks are. As far as I'm concerned, everybody who is free, white and twenty-one can do what they want, but I'm just sayin'... Never said I'm on a side here... just commenting if its so non natural why is it all over the animal species?
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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If the chicks like chicks, then why are they with chicks that look like dudes? I'm confused... +1 Uh yeah, specially when they strap on something that looks identical to a mans piss pipe and wear each others stupid asses out with it when the tongue tickler becomes a bore. Theys some severly confused heifers. Gunner This one yeah I don't get at all.... don't want a ()*) but strap one on anyway....
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders
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I have never figured out the big "attraction" to shaved. Trimmed I understand, but not shaved bare.
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They are only queer 'cause they ain't met the right man.
Sam......
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Respond as she does to you...and the polite thing is to offer her first dibs on the vaseline.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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we got are share here to ...we call them > Klondikes My 84 year old dad call em "crotch cannibals"
"Papa ! Nana made turtles in the potty !"
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