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Knew a fella once whose mom or dad, one or the other, did finish work on glass eyes. He had one.
There was a card game going on at the O'Club. Contemplating a bet he looked up and puckered his lips a little and the third eye emerged. Gawddammdest looking thing you ever saw. Dunno who won the hand but we laughed for about an hour.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I thought of you.... Not sure why...
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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OMG..that's awful..........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire 'Bwana
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T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Campfire Kahuna
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Guessin' that's hot sauce. Some things they do from a culinary perspective just plain weird me out. Take sushi for example...Dunno how they do it, but I spent some time in the commercial seafood industry and know how it's handled. It isn't very well regulated....anyone eating raw fish is phoucin' nutz. Cuttin' the azz end off a squid and chokin' it down alive? Phouc Dat. Them phoucers can bite the livin' chitt out of ya... and they're sorta hardy in case you didn't notice.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I hear you BD. Kinda like these organic freaks.... Little regulation and if they knew how that "health food" was grown (such as, covered in chicken schit) they would be appalled. Can't blame the growers for giving the sheep what they want, though. They are making a killin'.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Oracle
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Knew a fella once whose mom or dad, one or the other, did finish work on glass eyes. He had one.
There was a card game going on at the O'Club. Contemplating a bet he looked up and puckered his lips a little and the third eye emerged. Gawddammdest looking thing you ever saw. Dunno who won the hand but we laughed for about an hour. Used to work for a guy with a glass eye...whenever I was leaving my post I would ask Bob to 'keep an eye on this'...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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here you go....
Have Dog
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Well, that's a much better afternoon, on the BTE ! Paul.
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"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Full Figured for Jorge & Mathman ! Paul.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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HAPPY BTE Everyone, Paul.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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I'm pretty sure Mathman is a fatty lover but afraid to come out of the closet..
That wouldn't fit in any closet I have seen.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Her puzzy is in the wrong place.
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Your right it should be at my place. ED K
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Campfire Kahuna
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Maybe her puzzy got lost but I'll giver a 10 on the form.
Poobah, which eye? Inquiring minds and all that....
'Slave, you're right, they'll buy it and not be confused by facts. Emotional drones would be scary if they weren't useful. Play it subtle and say "What'd you expect to happen when you drove off the cliff?" It's just bidness.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The "Pillars of Hercules", after the movie The Vikings. Wife's callsign: LaVikinga. My dad gave it to her when I first brought her down south of the border to Miami
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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