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Idiots abound. -laughin'-

And frogs, they never were that bright, eh?


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Just when you think it's safe to crawl across a plant with teeth.....WHAM! It bites ya......


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WTFI Jorge,

This should fish him out of hibernation !

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Guys, I just realized something. Heaven is not "up there", but rather it is all around us. Seriously.

It presents as small presents bestowed unexpectedly.

As example, my lady can't smell farts and I can't hear them most times. That's a small piece of Heaven.

What?

BD


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
WTFI Jorge,

This should fish him out of hibernation !

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Paul.


Too much goodness for me.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Can one have too much goodness?


Mowed grass most all day, and it was hot. I feel like I been shot and and missed and schittt at and hit.

I tell folks I used to wonder why old men groaned. Now I know, it's cause they hurt.

But, relief is just a libation away....

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Not as good as a sloe comfortable screw up against the wall with a kiss thrown in for good measure,

http://www.cocktail.uk.com/Cocktail-Recipe/Sloe-Comfortable-Screw-Against-the-Wall-With-a-Kiss.htm

but still quite refreshing and a prophylactic for what ails a fellow.

Best

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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
WTFI Jorge,

This should fish him out of hibernation !

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Paul.


Present!


A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Originally Posted by jorgeI
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WTFI Jorge,

This should fish him out of hibernation !

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Paul.


Present!


That's a whole department store worth of presents...


Me



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That's almost too much of a good thing..

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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." smile


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan

And frogs, they never were that bright, eh?


This is why I always preach monogamy and/or celibacy.
The clam has lead to the death of.......alotta things.
Keep your tongues holstered.


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Originally Posted by SLM
That's almost too much of a good thing..


Disregard my last post.
I'd [bleep] her.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
No such thing as "too much of a good thing." smile


You sure about that?

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She has a great personality.

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eek Well it depends on how "horny and lonely" you are. grin


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Originally Posted by SLM
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No such thing as "too much of a good thing." smile


You sure about that?

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Push her in the water and try to "Titanic" her,in a 'slave kind of way. laugh


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Originally Posted by SLM
She has a great personality.


My dick wouldn't bottom out in her belly button.
That's love in my book.


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