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Post up a pic of the Skanko.....


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Since he's a 1/4" does that make him Little.............












Richard?


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Since he's a 1/4" does that make him Little.............












Richard?


Ba-da-bum.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by wageslave
Post up a pic of the Skanko.....


Not until she's complete.

And I know it groups well...


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Let BGG help.
We need another treasure map on a High Life box.


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SOB... 'Flave gets a classy rifle and he starts calling it "she"...

WTF is next? Mathman drinking warm High Life and eating well done steaks?

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FYI:

BGG is not a very good helper. He's a hater for one thing and he manages to break everything he touches.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
FYI:

BGG is not a very good helper. He's a hater for one thing and he manages to break everything he touches.



Travis


That's what my ass said.


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I have swilled an ice cold High Life or two, but

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I think there is theme involved here....

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Cowgirls rule, wankers drool.

You buffoons weren't paying close attention. I suggested quite clearly that I had embraced diversity. Just a few months back I passed on some small bore ammo to a friend that habituates the 'Fire. A 40mm Bofors...don't make me haul out the big chitt.

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Saw this elsewhere, provided a chuckle or two, could it be the element of truth...........


A Man's Random Thoughts:

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.


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Thanks Gee' that was good.

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Rollin'.
Good schit.


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Or the one where a fellow calls 911 and tells the dispatcher he thinks his wife is dead. The dispatcher asks, "sir, what makes you think your wife is dead".
He replies, "well, the sex is the same, but the garbage and dishes sure are piling up."

Best

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Should nickname you "Gee the philospher." smile


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Most philosophers are FOS.

but, then I prolly resemble that remark

LoL.

Best

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Damn Son-of bi$%h!! I go to my barn 20 times a day and never see any of these girls there W T F??????

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YEE HAH.

Bet the last pic was even better than shown. grin


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Originally Posted by mohick
Damn Son-of bi$%h!! I go to my barn 20 times a day and never see any of these girls there W T F??????


They're all in NM.

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