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Originally Posted by geedubya
Most philosophers are FOS.

but, then I prolly resemble that remark

LoL.

Best

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Not "full" per se,but filling up. grin laugh


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Originally Posted by jmcdguns
I think there is theme involved here....

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Who's the a$$hole that cropped that last pic?


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Originally Posted by deflave
FYI:

BGG is not a very good helper. He's a hater for one thing and he manages to break everything he touches.



Travis


Lies!

Except for what I touch with my cock.

Warm High Lives and cooked meat are the nectar and ambrosia referenced through out ancient history. SLM knows this, many others have yet to discover it.


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Don't forget fur ..

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Fur is the pillow of the Gods.


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You didn't break 'slave beyond repair did you?

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Nah, couple stitches and he'll be gtg.

They're calling for big hail here this eve. Going to spend some quality time with my reloading press. I've got a nephew coming out in a few weeks and I need all my small centerfire brass loaded up.

And a buddy gave me some Beartooth 250 keith's to try out. So I'm gonna load up a dozen or so and shoot between gusts.


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I bought some Turkey the other day when I was feeling a little empty.
Memories........


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Turkey and Coors fueled my Vegas trip.

It was beautiful.

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The kid's got taste.

Bar beer = Banquet beer. On tap it's awesome. Was a bar once upon a time I frequented often enough they'd leave some High Lives out of the fridge for me.


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Wild Turkey is made by the devil himself..


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Originally Posted by SLM
Wild Turkey is made by the devil himself..


Gruff makes Turkey? Sweet.


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Originally Posted by Tanner
Turkey and Coors fueled my Vegas trip.

It was beautiful.



Get any?


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Weather report: IT'S RAINING NOW!!

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Originally Posted by geedubya
Saw this elsewhere, provided a chuckle or two, could it be the element of truth...........


A Man's Random Thoughts:

Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home OK!

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"

I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 11:30.

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you have two gorgeous brothers."

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.


That cracked me up, especially:

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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.


Thanks,

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan



PS: Y'all know we can spoof PRISM, right? Just move your fingers one key to the right smf oy s;; ;pplld ;olr yjod@

Yjsmld ,r ;syrt


That's not working while mobile.


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