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Let the wife talk me into a Mini-Poodle. Had to walk it past some construction workers the other day. I wore a mask.
"It's a source of great pride, that when I google my name, I find book titles and not mug shots." Daniel C. Chamberlain
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I don't know any men that use the terms man card or man cave, so I think your safe.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Oracle
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Its like drinking a pink ( tinted with a splash of raspberry...) Latte.... Only those truly secure in their masculinity can pull it off...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Happy wife = happy life, seems to me you made the right choice, guessing you'll be able to work this to your advantage.
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
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Dan:
Don't let it get anywhere near your leg.
KC
Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I used to know a guy who was a man's man. Tough talk, porn magazine, & all the rest. However, he blew his case. I ran into him while camping and he was walking his 2 mini yap dogs, Sugar and Precious. You should have heard him baby talking them! So much for that image. He was a good guy, though, in spite of his talk. He did a lot for the community.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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I am confident enough in my Manhood that I can actually eat quiche. Owning a small yip-yip dog would not bother me at all. My three dogs would probably welcome it as another member of the pack. As mentioned above, happy wife=happy life. Real men know how to make themselves as well as their wife happy.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Any man who likes and is kind to animals, almost always is a pretty good guy. You gotta love more than yourself to amount to much.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Just wait till the wife drags you out for a pedicure...... And then you ENJOY it.
Congrats on the new pup!
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You put yourself in the wrong situation.
Instead of walking by construction workers bring your little doggie to where women hang out and find solace in the oohs and aahs.
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Let the wife talk me into a Mini-Poodle. Had to walk it past some construction workers the other day. I wore a mask. My grandmother had a little poodle named Pierre, my German Shepard put him in the doggy hospital...I think Kaiser was homophobic.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Let the wife talk me into a Mini-Poodle. Had to walk it past some construction workers the other day. I wore a mask. God bless ya DC but that aint chit, I got a phone call one day from Wifey as I was leaving Wal-Mart, had to go back to the pharmacy and buy all kinda Woman having a kid stuff fer her sister. Some kind of roid cream, female hygiene napkins, harpoons and the like, damn that sucked. Gunner
Trump Won!
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I walk the wife's Papillion all the time...take him to the bank, post office, lumber yard, wherever. Makes him happy, more important makes her happy, which in turn, makes me very happy. (Sometimes I do kinda wish I'd gotten him one of those little dog tee shirts I saw one time that says, "My other dog is a Chesapeake Bay Retriever."
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After a lifetime of having nothing but walker hounds and black mouth curs my wife got a Pom. After a couple months it went from her mutt to my dog. Still the smartest dog I ever had. So don't worry to much abou the poodle
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I was visiting with my parents for a short time. The lady next door had a mini-poodle of some kind. It had the usual - painted nails, bows in it's hair, perfumed, the works. Early one morning I was outside when the dog, which had been let out for it's morning chores, had gone down the street to a neighbors pasture. Here he came trotting proudly home, nails, bows, perfume, and a big horse apple in his mouth. I bet he'd rolled in it, too. A dog is still a dog.
βIn a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.β β George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Let the wife talk me into a Mini-Poodle. Had to walk it past some construction workers the other day. I wore a mask. Now just get a Labrador.....you already have a self propelled retrieving dummy.....
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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I was visiting with my parents for a short time. The lady next door had a mini-poodle of some kind. It had the usual - painted nails, bows in it's hair, perfumed, the works. Early one morning I was outside when the dog, which had been let out for it's morning chores, had gone down the street to a neighbors pasture. Here he came trotting proudly home, nails, bows, perfume, and a big horse apple in his mouth. I bet he'd rolled in it, too. A dog is still a dog. Heck yes! They don't know (or care) that they look like a fruitcake, in their hearts they are all mighty.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Let the wife talk me into a Mini-Poodle. Had to walk it past some construction workers the other day. I wore a mask. [video:youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=EZGqRuXYX34[/video]
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Just wait till the wife drags you out for a pedicure...... And then you ENJOY it.
Congrats on the new pup! We don't want to hear about some other guy's wife taking you out for a pedicure! Besides, no pics, it didn't happen. Although...it does make me wonder why you wear toe-shoes... Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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A dog is a dog. Now on the other hand, if you were walking a cat . . .
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