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I had a professor in college who was a journalist in WWII. He landed at D-Day and followed the troops to liberate Paris (he shared a hotel room there with William Hearst and Cornelius Ryan). They joked about how it was impossible to get a printable quote out of Gen. Patton. He then set out across France, and missed his convoy one day. He was walking down a muddy French road when a jeep passed him by. The jeep pulled over, and the man in the back waved him up for a ride. He dashed up the road and jumped in the back, only to find himself sitting beside Patton. Hoping to get an exclusive story, my professor asked him, "How are we going to get through the Siegfried Line, general?" Patton replied, "Like goose s*** through a tin horn." He didn't say another word for the rest of the journey. From Jeff Simmons at http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/funny-war-stories-t84968.html
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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He didn't mention the OK corral, but he did say the Alamo sucked.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Oracle
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Nice pics, BD.
And just further proof nature can't hang with natHER...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Bet she could make ya call Zeus if she stepped on your toe with them nails.
I could be forgiving.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Sage
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One of these days, somebody is going to coin the phrase "nice guys finish last."
And I'm going to coin the phrase "No [bleep]' schit, you buncha chumps."
God bless,
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Wouldn't stay off this long enough for her to put shoes on and walk around. Just saying. ![[Linked Image]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/c5dd7816b1b9ba2b9d0ebc6c834e1dc7/tumblr_mrxvyxuuh91rcc0lwo1_500.jpg) Your such a gentleman. I wouldn't give her time to take the shoes off. Dave.
Those who are always shooting off at the mouth usually aren't shooting straight. Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. www.wvcdl.org
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Campfire Tracker
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Is that the "wanna ride" look? 
JOC was right. The 270 Winchester on a Model 70 is a great combination as is the 30/06 and 375 H&H
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Campfire Regular
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BD, that sounds like a serious oh [bleep] moment . Well, it wasn't as bad as that day at the OK Corral. Poobah was there so I'll let him tell the story.  The OK Corral had dinosaurs in it? Learn something here every damn day! R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Campfire Kahuna
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One of these days, somebody is going to coin the phrase "nice guys finish last."
And I'm going to coin the phrase "No [bleep]' schit, you buncha chumps."
God bless,
Travis Girls like guys that finish last. 'Cept for gunfighters. Just sayin'.... Notorious
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Morning wankers! ![[Linked Image]](https://25.media.tumblr.com/e8eb1098197d6035d011129c6fa3ea68/tumblr_mqy3mq45mT1s6r7huo1_500.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Morning BD and everyone else.
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Bet she could make ya call Zeus if she stepped on your toe with them nails.
I could be forgiving. In the proper position those spikes make great handles....good for leverage and all that.
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Campfire Sage
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Morning beat offs!
Ex-wife was thrown in the klink last night.
Three cheers for full custody!
David
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sorry.. I thought she could handle the tequila.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Morning beat offs!
Ex-wife was thrown in the klink last night.
Three cheers for full custody!
David Hurrah! Seriously though.... That's cool. Mini-Flave will be full time pimpin'.
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