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Re: Jesus Christ Steve #8118899 10/01/13 Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State Originally Posted by Steve Would Mohammed have done Mary Magdelins man cave? Was she below the age of dissent?

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8118901 10/01/13 Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 46,745 Just The Tip T tzone Campfire 'Bwana tzone Campfire 'Bwana T Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 46,745 Just The Tip Originally Posted by deflave I heard that's what you fellas do with the literate. Travis If they could read that, it would be funny. Camp is where you make it.

Re: Jesus Christ tzone #8118915 10/01/13 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,070 Likes: 1 arizona K krp Campfire Ranger krp Campfire Ranger K Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,070 Likes: 1 arizona Imagine God in heaven, in eternity with only wailing repenters, groveling confessors, 'needy' supplicators... me' me' me' me'... Holy chit!... He'd be begging for a good laugh... Kent

Re: Jesus Christ Deerwhacker444 #8118927 10/01/13 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA HugAJackass Campfire Ranger HugAJackass Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444 Originally Posted by Steelhead Funny how some folks get all twisted out sorts because I ask if Jesus Christ would have a man cave. If Jesus did have a Man Cave,..you can bet all his Wood furniture would be Top Notch.! None of that Amish junk... Well, He was a carpenter. It's likely that He probably built a few man caves... Though, there is no record of how good a carpenter he was. Personally, I'd probably hire Rancho Loco... Still, a house that Jesus built would probably sell pretty well here in the South... "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams Turdlike, by default.

Re: Jesus Christ HugAJackass #8118936 10/01/13 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC Originally Posted by HugAJackass Still, a house that Jesus built would probably sell pretty well here in the South... It would last forever and wine would flow from the rain gutters.

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8118941 10/01/13 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,727 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana S Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter Sharpsman Campfire Outfitter S Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 14,727 Likes: 2 Northeast Louisiana Originally Posted by deflave Originally Posted by Fireball2 Sounds like the same priest got to you and Steelhead. Ummm.... I'm not sure what kind of screwed up community you were raised in, but we weren't allowed to speak with Catholics. Travis Figures! Your 'elders' were fearful you just might learn something outside the infinitesimal sphere of indoctrination to which you had already been exposed!! Even birds know not to land downwind!

Re: Jesus Christ HugAJackass #8118946 10/01/13 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Deerwhacker444 Campfire Ranger Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,215 OK Originally Posted by HugAJackass Well, He was a carpenter. It's likely that He probably built a few man caves... Though, there is no record of how good a carpenter he was. Personally, I'd probably hire Rancho Loco... I know Rancho is good and all,...but come on....how many people has Rancho raised from the dead.? Jesus could probably do wonders with Formica...

Re: Jesus Christ tjm10025 #8118951 10/01/13 Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State RWE Campfire Ranger RWE Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2007 Posts: 26,524 Old North State Originally Posted by tjm10025 Originally Posted by HugAJackass Still, a house that Jesus built would probably sell pretty well here in the South... It would last forever and wine would flow from the rain gutters. Note to self: Clean the gutters.

Re: Jesus Christ Deerwhacker444 #8118963 10/01/13 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA HugAJackass Campfire Ranger HugAJackass Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA Originally Posted by Deerwhacker444 Originally Posted by HugAJackass Well, He was a carpenter. It's likely that He probably built a few man caves... Though, there is no record of how good a carpenter he was. Personally, I'd probably hire Rancho Loco... I know Rancho is good and all,...but come on....how many people has Rancho raised from the dead.? Jesus could probably do wonders with Formica... Who wants a bunch of zombies walking around!? I'm still sticking with Rancho. "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams Turdlike, by default.

Re: Jesus Christ tjm10025 #8118968 10/01/13 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA HugAJackass Campfire Ranger HugAJackass Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA Originally Posted by tjm10025 Originally Posted by HugAJackass Still, a house that Jesus built would probably sell pretty well here in the South... It would last forever and wine would flow from the rain gutters. Would the driveway and sidewalks be made of gold? TRH would buy it. "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams Turdlike, by default.

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118974 10/01/13 Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,369 PA T Thunderstick Campfire Regular Thunderstick Campfire Regular T Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,369 PA Originally Posted by Steelhead Hell, the last time I typed 'When Christ returns we will kill Him again' You just unwittingly confessed He came to earth, died, and rose again ... or there would be no way to kill Him "again."

Re: Jesus Christ Sharpsman #8118975 10/01/13 Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida Originally Posted by RMulhern Figures! Your 'elders' were fearful you just might learn something outside the infinitesimal sphere of indoctrination to which you had already been exposed!! Actually they were fearful I'd start talking to statues of bleeders when I fell on hard times. Travis Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Jesus Christ Steelhead #8118981 10/01/13 Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida Originally Posted by Steelhead Yes sir. I'm sure He can take a jab in the ribs.... Over the line! Travis

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8118987 10/01/13 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Did Jesus wear aviators? If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Jesus Christ HugAJackass #8118991 10/01/13 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC Originally Posted by HugAJackass Originally Posted by tjm10025 Originally Posted by HugAJackass Still, a house that Jesus built would probably sell pretty well here in the South... It would last forever and wine would flow from the rain gutters. Would the driveway and sidewalks be made of gold? TRH would buy it. TRH already has one. The only problem with owning a Jesus-built home is finding two comps in the neighborhood for an appraisal.

Re: Jesus Christ ironbender #8118993 10/01/13 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC Originally Posted by ironbender Did Jesus wear aviators? Yes, and a Rolex.

Re: Jesus Christ Thunderstick #8118994 10/01/13 Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA HugAJackass Campfire Ranger HugAJackass Campfire Ranger Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 15,864 AL, USA Originally Posted by Thunderstick Originally Posted by Steelhead Hell, the last time I typed 'When Christ returns we will kill Him again' You just unwittingly confessed He came to earth, died, and rose again ... or there would be no way to kill Him "again." A small little known fact is that Steelhead is in deed a Christian. He just doesn't like other Christians that act the fool, and with his experiences with them, I really cannot blame him. "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams Turdlike, by default.

Re: Jesus Christ ironbender #8118996 10/01/13 Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida deflave Campfire Sage deflave Campfire Sage Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 115,424 Likes: 13 South Florida Originally Posted by ironbender Did Jesus wear aviators? [bleep] yes. Travis Originally Posted by Geno67 Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Originally Posted by Judman Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. Originally Posted by KSMITH My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8119000 10/01/13 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC And he preferred Dos Equis.

Re: Jesus Christ deflave #8119002 10/01/13 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,285 Likes: 27 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... The first pair......evah? If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender