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I invented this female exercise devise to fight wrinkles, and stuff. ![[Linked Image]](http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1194400/thumbs/o-FACE-SLIMMER-EXERCISE-MOUTHPIECE-570.jpg)
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ingwe's gonna sue for patent infringment....
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I didn't check patents.
sonofa...
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Maybe there's a "modified intended use" clause.
I don't think he's using his the same as you....
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I invented this female exercise devise to fight wrinkles, and stuff.  OMG.........
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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thats not the tube they used on Fatjacks ars is it.....
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I invented this female exercise devise to fight wrinkles, and stuff. What would really sell is a device to keep it shut for the other 99.9% of the time.
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flave sells one with a zipper on it.
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At the link it provides the following advice:
"Just three minutes per day is all you need; pop in the mold and then make mouth movements. The makers recommend you say vowel sounds out loud over and over again, producing regular and methodical exercises that will strength the twelve facial expression muscles in a comprehensive way."
Will your whacker be able to tell the difference between hummed vowels and consonants? I've never really thought about it before.
It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.
ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ μολὼν λαβέ
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It's worth a try. Need test subjects. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/emmas-o-face.jpg)
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Weeeeeeeeeee! ![[Linked Image]](http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e364/northerndave/Decorated%20images/ArbjP_BCIAAkJYw.jpg) Cruel and unusual....cracks me up! T.O.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I invented this female exercise devise to fight wrinkles, and stuff. Dave, is that available in a larger size???...... 
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LMFAO!! Yeah, there's one for training opera singers to hit those really big notes! How's this? ![[Linked Image]](http://m.cdn.blog.hu/as/ases/image/opera.jpg)
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If we got one of them Viking hats, there, and glued it on the Far East Chick with the Cock Holster in her mouth, we could have a damn fine rodeo.....for me.
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Asian viking, with no wrinkles and strong face muscles.
NICE!
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That too.
And free lotion.
I'm a giver.
P.S. Poobat, that was funny.
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That's cause you're worried about her muscles and wrinkles.....
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