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�.illegally transporting lab animals,...


Police Stop Leads To Bizarre Arrest

Three people remain in custody after being arrested on Saturday morning following a traffic stop in Canton. In what was described by Lt. Paul Sullivan as �the most bizarre traffic stop� that he has seen in his 23 years on the force, Canton police responded to a report of a disabled vehicle traveling on Route 95. They came across the vehicle shortly after 2 a.m. traveling in the high-speed lane on the southbound side.


Former male model Francis Fasher of Foxboro was arrested and charged with DUI. �We spotted the green Hyundai Elantra traveling at approximately five miles-per-hour in the passing lane with a huge shower of sparks coming from the rear of the vehicle. As we got closer we noticed that the rear end of the vehicle was dragging on the ground due to the fact that there were no rear tires or axle on the vehicle,� said Lt. Sullivan of the Canton Police. �After the vehicle pulled over, we approached it and found that the driver was not only drinking a can of beer, but that he was not wearing any pants and that he had urinated on himself.�

After not one, but two, brief foot chases, Francis Fasher, 45, of Foxboro, was placed under arrest.

�There were also two female passengers in the back seat,� stated Lt. Sullivan. �One of the females was asleep, partially clad. The other was extremely hysterical. At that time, we believed that she might have been under the influence of PCP, due to the fact that she claimed there were mice biting at her and climbing on her.�

Because of the size of the two women, police were unable to pull the women out of the rear doors of the vehicle. After members of the Canton Rescue Squad cut the roof off the vehicle, and with the help of a crane supplied by Shaugnessy Crane, the women were lifted out of the car. Police estimate the weight of each woman was between 300 and 450 pounds.

Shortly after being extracted from the vehicle, the two women began arguing with each other and blows were thrown. At that point, police arrested 17-year-old Tina �Pebbles� Zonfrelli of Foxboro and 56-year-old Donna Dyers of Lynn.

�We followed the drag marks and found that the axle and tires had separated from the vehicle some four miles back. The axle, wheels and tires were found in the parking lot of the Ancient Lounge located in Foxboro,� stated Canton police officer James C. West. �At this time we believe that the three individuals had patronized the Ancient Lounge for the better part of the day, and that at closing time, they decided to continue the party at Mr. Fasher�s apartment.�

Upon entering the vehicle, the combined weight of the occupants caused the axle and wheels to separate from the vehicle.

�It is unbelievable that an individual could drive over four miles and not realize that there were no rear tires on the car,� says West.

During the search of the vehicle, police came up with an unexpected find.

�The interior of the vehicle was very messy. There were beer cans, food wrappers, rib bones, and other rubbish in the car. Under the driver�s seat we found a nest of mice. I guess she did see a mouse,� West chuckled.

Police charged Fasher with driving while intoxicated, indecent exposure, urinating in public, disturbing the peace, failure to stay in marked lanes, destruction of public property, assaulting a police officer, driving an unregistered motor vehicle, driving an uninsured motor vehicle, non-payment of child support, public intoxication, evading police, passengers not wearing seat belts, transporting lab animals without proper permits and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

�We�ve been after this guy for quite some time,� said West. �Mr. Fasher is well known to us. He is a renowned transvestite, and he�s been arrested a number of times for prostitution. In June of 1998, he was arrested six times in one week. In fact, three of those arrests occurred on one day.�

Fasher faces a number of complaints from business owners in Canton and charges have been filed against him by a number of citizens in the community. Four people have filed civil-damage lawsuits against him after their private property was damaged by Fasher. One person has alleged that he had sex with her prize-winning French poodle in her backyard.

Jimmy Chan, owner of Golden Dong China Restaurant claims that he assaulted an employee and caused damages to his establishment.

�He drink all morning,� said Chan. �He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!�

James Marathos, owner of Marathos Carpets, alleges that he found Fasher sleeping in his store when he opened up for business one morning three weeks ago.

�He broke in through the back door and passed out right here,� said Marathos, pointing out the spot. �I threw him out but later I discovered that he had urinated all over our entire Persian rug collection, and I ended up with a cleaning bill for $2,600.�

Fasher is scheduled to appear in Norfolk County District Court on Monday morning.

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Sheesh.


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Is that Canton, MA?


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I think so.

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The Golden Dong Chinese restaurant....


Classic.


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Let he who hath not sinned...



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Getting to where a guy can't have a little fun any more.


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That ain't sinnin'.....

That's just another Friday night after partying at the Golden Dong!


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Could be worse ways to spend your furlough.


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I want to know how the gals got into the car if they had to cut the roof off to remove them. You think he lubed them up and they got a running start?
Sounds like one hell of a party that I'm glad I wasn't at.

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Originally Posted by deflave
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Figured Travis would "hit" them two big ole fat women. I've heard he dosent cull cool


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Good times had by all.


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With that crew I'm betting the mice were de-clawed..


She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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sounds almost like an onion spoof.

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�He drink all morning,� said Chan. �He get crazy. I tell him no more beer for you and he throw Pu-Pu platter at waitress. He a very bad man. He broke very expensive mirror!�

partying in a chinee restaulant all morning and then trashing the place. you just can't make this stuff up.

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With that crew I'm betting the mice were de-clawed..




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Originally Posted by Longbob
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With that crew I'm betting the mice were de-clawed..






Typical Saturday night at the Whitehouse.


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"transporting lab animals without proper permits"

That is a creative charge for a mouse nest under the seat!

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Damn jack booted thugs. Surely they have better things to do or could have found a more peaceful resolution to this.

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Police charged Fasher with driving while intoxicated, indecent exposure, urinating in public, disturbing the peace, failure to stay in marked lanes, destruction of public property, assaulting a police officer, driving an unregistered motor vehicle, driving an uninsured motor vehicle, non-payment of child support, public intoxication, evading police, passengers not wearing seat belts, transporting lab animals without proper permits and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
He'll probably get off on those two. He was inside his car, not in public until the cops hauled him out. The rest of the charges should be enough to detain him for a few days anyway.


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I'm sure one day he'll try to have sex with a 220V welder.


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since when is it illegal to urinate in public?????


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Originally Posted by speedsixman
"transporting lab animals without proper permits"

That is a creative charge for a mouse nest under the seat!

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Their talking about the 750 pounds of girl-rilla's


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Originally Posted by cra1948
since when is it illegal to urinate in public?????


dang near everywhere has that on the books these days it seems mad

most places pass it so they can charge the inebriated with something other than public drunkeness

it's a terrible thing to have to relieve your bladder in the parking lot while looking over your shoulder, another sign this country is headed down the toilet! grin


the Golden Dong??? I'm smelling a made up story here.


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Originally Posted by Steelhead
Is that Canton, MA?


Right in the area I went to college....

I went to college in Milton the first two years and then transferred to a state college afterwards....but lived in Foxboro there for a couple of years during that time...

between Canton and Foxboro we are talking a good 20 miles apart...so he must have been adventurous to try and drive that distance with no rear axel...

but after living in Massachusetts in that area, I wouldn't think this individual would stand that far out from some of the rest of the crowd around there...

pumped gas at a service station right across the street from the Foxboro Race Track ( dog track ).. you wouldn't believe the clowns that came thru there every day... at least the more experienced ones were the ones that had learned to put a few bucks in their tank BEFORE they went into the track and lost all of their money... having the ability to at least drive home instead of being stranded...

we'd get people come in offering all sorts of stuff for a few bucks worth of gas to get home... pretty pathetic...

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Never wanted to party with a transvestite! DID YOU?


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I coulda hung with him when I was in my prime... right up to the transvestite and poodle part....

Edit - .... and the fat girls!

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made up story. but funny...


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Fiction........ some on here are slow on the uptake.


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Originally Posted by deflave
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