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I should quit readin' this chitt on the Eye-Pone whilst driving. I just nearly went off the road. But I managed to run over 7 LDS disciples who were canvasing the neighborhood. They aren't near as tough as oak trees. Expect a visit from the angel Moroni tonight.... I almost dropped Angel Moroni. There was a lot of nervous Mormons for a bit.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Would have been for Moroni if I would have dropped his ass.
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Understood, truly it was all a test just to be certain that you guys met my strict conversational IQ standards... Twofish, I agree with Travis. IF you had read this phoucin' masterpiece you would know the answers. We are answering questions before they are asked. That is how phoucin' advanced we are. Mensa dorks are jealous.
AI = Awesome Ingwe
That's the only phoucin' question I'll answer for you.
GFY.
With deepest regards,
PTO The BTE is an epic to be read, not trivialized by Cliff Notes or the Cliff Bar. It's like Homer dewd... There will be an exam, study questions:: 1. Is deFlave married, divorced, both, or single? 2. Why is DD an American hero? 3. GFY an acronym for good for you? T or F 4. Would you sleep in a tent with BGG, Flave, and Wageslave? And why? 5. What is the Grand PooBah's undergarment of choice. 6. Who shaves their junk with O.J.? extra point opportunity 7. Why does G'dub like wood? More to come I'm sure... Respectfully, GFY
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Can anyone recommend a bino caddy for these?
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Holding imaginary breasts?
Those are [bleep] huge. TWSS
Power?
MAGA
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Just checking out the scenery 80 floors down..
They are huge. And clear. Don't remember the power, but it's a lot.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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What's the twilight factor? Do they see nipples?
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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They will see short curlies..
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Understood, truly it was all a test just to be certain that you guys met my strict conversational IQ standards... Twofish, I agree with Travis. IF you had read this phoucin' masterpiece you would know the answers. We are answering questions before they are asked. That is how phoucin' advanced we are. Mensa dorks are jealous.
AI = Awesome Ingwe
That's the only phoucin' question I'll answer for you.
GFY.
With deepest regards,
PTO The BTE is an epic to be read, not trivialized by Cliff Notes or the Cliff Bar. It's like Homer dewd... There will be an exam, study questions:: 1. Is deFlave married, divorced, both, or single? 2. Why is DD an American hero? 3. GFY an acronym for good for you? T or F 4. Would you sleep in a tent with BGG, Flave, and Wageslave? And why? 5. What is the Grand PooBah's undergarment of choice. 6. Who shaves their junk with O.J.? extra point opportunity 7. Why does G'dub like wood? More to come I'm sure... Respectfully, GFY ROR! 8. Is Elmer communicable? SONOVABITCH!
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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What's the twilight factor? Do they see nipples?
Travis Not really. Seein' them is your burden. Blind hogs, acorns, etc. What? BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Not really. Seein' them is your burden.
Blind hogs, acorns, etc.
What?
BD
You rotten sonofabitch. (I honestly don't know what we're talking about) Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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9. Aussie-Canooker Paul posts ass. 10. Ace installed an indoor crossbow range......left jab mutherphucker.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Not really. Seein' them is your burden.
Blind hogs, acorns, etc.
What?
BD
You rotten sonofabitch. (I honestly don't know what we're talking about) Travis I'll never be your beast of burden. I've walked for miles, my feet are hurtin'. SMD.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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11. elmer ain't been the same since.....
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Not really. Seein' them is your burden.
Blind hogs, acorns, etc.
What?
BD
You rotten sonofabitch. (I honestly don't know what we're talking about) Travis Crackin' up, me either.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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11. elmer ain't been the same since..... God's truth that.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Zzzzzzz-snort-
Last edited by DigitalDan; 10/28/13. Reason: WTF?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Looks like we've lost PTO BD for the evening?
BD? Come in BD! Over?
R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Hello?
Is anyone in here?
Hello?
Is this thing on?
R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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