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That could be a keeper. At least for awhile.
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, what's the price of chicken?
PTO Price of chicken = 1.5 boners?
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By the looks of things, I'm guessing he left the seat up. That.......... This is what happens if you TRUTHFULLY answer the question, "does this dress make my butt look big?" 
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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That could be a keeper. At least for awhile.
If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, what's the price of chicken?
PTO Price of chicken = 1.5 boners? Dunno about your neighborhood but the local market has 'em at $1.49/#.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Good morning lioness humpers.
Single digits and blowing like a mofo up in here.
Good day to smoke beer, and [bleep] off on the computer. It was [bleep]' 50-60F yesterday, -2F with the breeze right now. Snowed a few inches, just enough to [bleep] the roads up. We were gonna haul some yearlings up to the sales ring in Glasgow but said [bleep] it. Bought a 1/2 gallon of Baileys on the way home. Gonna make a wicked mix with some coffee and start cuttin' up the ol' mule deer. Stand by...............!
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Campfire Kahuna
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I'm jealous. Truly.
Back to carving pigs and turkeys. Damn, I smell so good I could almost eat me.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Regular
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Ya colder then a witches tit up here too. Brought all the calves down to Sidney did really well. Its a good day to be a cattle rancher.
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Campfire Ranger
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I went and got the mail in a tee shirt and long underwear bottoms. Wasn't sure I'd make it back to the house. If I fell I would've broke my nipples off.
Been drinking High Lives with a pinch o' Montreal all afternoon.
Boy gets his .243 tomorrow! Maybe friday I can call something in for him to shoot.
MAGA
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Yep time for Bailey's, Kahlua and cream and I guess fried chicken @ 1.50 a pound
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Campfire Ranger
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You weren't [bleep]. From the Hi-Line satellite. I give you....GRUFF. ![[Linked Image]](http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n581/Wageslave11/althesnowangel_zpsc8563bce.jpg)
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Have Dog
Will Travel
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I'm hairier that that you peckerhead.
MAGA
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I just figured you shaved your junk again.
P.S. I'll make it up to you, soon.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Yep time for Bailey's, Kahlua and cream and I guess fried chicken @ 1.50 a pound I like Bailey's, Kahlua and Crown, myself. Oh, and inner thigh.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Me
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You weren't [bleep]. From the Hi-Line satellite. I give you....GRUFF. All that cold does affect your minds up there doesn't it. 
Member: Clan of the Turdlike People.
Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
�If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.� Ronald Reagan.
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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For God sake keep your clothes on.
Member: Clan of the Turdlike People.
Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
�If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.� Ronald Reagan.
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Im a little like BGG, Im hairy�with a good layer of insulating fat�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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