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Originally Posted by deflave
Scene 1:

Enter garage. Witness mongo trying to lift garage door.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing."

"Why are you trying to lift the garage door?"

"I"m not trying to lift the garage door."

"You pulled the [bleep] cord and had to lift the garage door to get it reconnected didn't you?"

"huh-huh-...huh....hahaha....huh-huh...."


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Cake helped. Staving off a second wave.

Good night everybody.



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PS I have a clever response that will make it's way to my fingertips tomorrow. I WILL be exonerated.


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You guys should have just called the Sheriff to come hook that [bleep] back up.





Duh.

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Originally Posted by SamOlson
You guys should have just called the Sheriff to come hook that [bleep] back up.





Duh.


Christ Sam. It's not as though we found a deer. Don't overreact.



Travis


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
PS I have a clever response that will make it's way to my fingertips tomorrow. I WILL be exonerated.


Oh yeah. Christ knows the wittiest of the witty are the same morons in their mid 30's that look at the soon to be infamous red cord and think 'Wonder what that does?'

I swear to [bleep] I'm throwing a box wooden matches on the floor next time I see you. If you spit out a number, all my suspicions will be confirmed.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Sorry bro, little edgy tonight after reading about the jigga-boo knockout game.

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Paul has the night off, and Major League Yabo mining seems easy tonight.
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I'm watching the Big Bang Theory and I want to give Penny a big bang.

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Garage door openers are overrated anyhow. My garage is too full of [bleep] and dead animals to park in anyhow. Scraping icy windshields also helps ease the cramps that Penny gives my hand each morning. Win/win.



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Garages are not meant for cars.


[bleep] that.


If you have a cooler full of ice and venison(in cloth bags), remember to stick the drain plug back in after draining excess water. Unless you want a gallon or two of bloody water all over the floor(refrozen into blood ice).

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Ginger anyone?
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True dat Sam...But coolers are for beer. Some newspaper beneath dead critters works OK, but there's always some bloody spots soaked through. It don't bother me much. It's a garage after all, not a respectable, refined brothel.

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Originally Posted by SamOlson


If you have a cooler full of ice and venison(in cloth bags), remember to stick the drain plug back in after draining excess water. Unless you want a gallon or two of bloody water all over the floor(refrozen into blood ice).



That's how you make popsicles for ranch dogs.... There's really nothing funnier that watching a border collie licking bloody ice until it gets a brain freeze and wigs out like a windowlicker on the short bus. What went wrong again?



Oh, and don't tell me that Flathead County is the only [bleep] county in the US that the Sheriff is also animal control. If the dipshits in the log yard shot a whitetail after dark, it'd be poaching. I heard it got dispatched with an 870 with a flashlight in the fore end.


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But if you ever find pigeon bones in any MDF you bought from my employer, I don't know how the [bleep] that happened laugh


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Get back in your cave, hobbit...


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