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Originally Posted by jimy
I'm betting he tears the tags right off new pillows.


I sure as [bleep] ain't letting him near my breaker box.

"CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK...."



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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If you ever wondered why on the bottom of light switches when you flip it up it says in little tiny letters "ON", well now you know.


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Originally Posted by deflave
They are awesome.

Know what else isn't stupid?

Having BGG not sit next to the emergency exit next time he flies commercial.

"Wonder what this does?"

Travis


That's on my bucket list, for chits and giggles.

I cant figger out what's wrong with those passengers that get stuck on a plane out on the runway for 8 hours. There's a [bleep] door right there and there. No jury in the world is going to convict you for popping that hatch.


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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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We're on the same page.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You really don't have to go to all the trouble of cracking the emergency exit, crawling thru that small hole then trying not to break your legs when you jump off the wing.

Walk out of the lavatory naked and locks eyes with the first stew you see, yell "BABY!" with your arms open.

They will taxi back to the gate, saving you all the phuocin' gymnastics and the walk, you'll have time to get dressed and the airline will fly all the witnesses out of town. Win/Win

PTO


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You really don't have to go to all the trouble of cracking the emergency exit, crawling thru that small hole then trying not to break your legs when you jump off the wing.

Walk out of the lavatory naked and locks eyes with the first stew you see, yell "BABY!" with your arms open.

They will taxi back to the gate, saving you all the phuocin' gymnastics and the walk, you'll have time to get dressed and the airline will fly all the witnesses out of town. Win/Win

PTO


Inquiring minds would like to know if this knowledge base cometh from experience?!?

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Dave....


You need anger management classes....

Or another handjob.




Leave poor BGG alone. I'm about to stick BOTH of you man-children in a corner.


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Originally Posted by jmcdguns
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You really don't have to go to all the trouble of cracking the emergency exit, crawling thru that small hole then trying not to break your legs when you jump off the wing.

Walk out of the lavatory naked and locks eyes with the first stew you see, yell "BABY!" with your arms open.

They will taxi back to the gate, saving you all the phuocin' gymnastics and the walk, you'll have time to get dressed and the airline will fly all the witnesses out of town. Win/Win

PTO


Inquiring minds would like to know if this knowledge base cometh from experience?!?


This information is based on practical experience with several old stewie girlfriends and a career of telling pilots where to go. I caution that you should NOT do this in your own hometown because some of the witnesses may return home.

Tip: If you wind up in court, call male crew members for cross exam, who most likely will admit to doing stranger things with stews (in public). It will build sympathy from jurors.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DanAdair
Dave....


You need anger management classes....

Or another handjob.




Leave poor BGG alone. I'm about to stick BOTH of you man-children in a corner.


Is this solicitation?

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Kinda creepy when you let a guy give you one handjob for dragging out a pronghorn, and the guy that gave the handjob keeps offering...



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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but I'll bet you could put a cord in front of him and he wouldn't yank it.....

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Originally Posted by calikooknic
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Found this, thought you would like it.


Muchos gracias...

was -14F this morning. Supposed to be a little warmer tomorrow. Going after coyotes and chucker in the morning. It'll be a grand time I am sure.



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Originally Posted by huntsman22
but I'll bet you could put a cord in front of him and he wouldn't yank it.....


Yeah. He's not that dumb.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Good luck on the dogs...umm....dog hunter.

I'm off to find something worthy of my A-tag.



Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You too. Deer should be rutting like mad right about now. Hopefully the dogs will cooperate as well.

I'm a bit disappointed in the number of skanks being whored out on the BTE today...Let's kick start this.
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Originally Posted by deflave
Kinda creepy when you let a guy give you one handjob for dragging out a pronghorn, and the guy that gave the handjob keeps offering...



Travis


I felt dirty just reading it.

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One for Xmas...I mean winter holiday
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One for the t!ttie lovers
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Two for realists
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One for mathman
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by huntsman22
but I'll bet you could put a cord in front of him and he wouldn't yank it.....


Yeah. He's not that dumb.



Travis


Over the line.



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Been a good [bleep] day.

Started at 3 with kicking chicken to split wood.

Thence to High LIves and Tom T Hall to grill some deer steaks and potatoes.

Now to struggle valiantly against the sleep monster.

I don't think I'll win.

But I'm gonna try.

I could drink and listen to Tom T Hall for [bleep] hours.

and hours and hours

Tomorrow it's b tag time and 'yotes.


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