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I would go to the laundry room,adjust the level on the dryer feet so it would shake like a MoFo, fire it up and sit on the corner�.. 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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PooBah, you are getting strange. 
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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I never woulda guessed there were so many closet homos here. I think that you might want to examine the post that you responded to a little more. miles I perceive you are perceptibly more perceptive than many on the fire perceive.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Thanks, I think. miles
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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if I had the same drive that I've had as a man, probably make my mother even more ashamed of me!
a key that opens any lock is a master key
a lock that can be opened by any key is broken
I know it ain't fair, but it is what it is
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'd order a huge dilddo.
Travis You mean ANOTHER one...?
Camp is where you make it.
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I'd play with myself like like I do every morning.
Camp is where you make it.
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I never woulda guessed there were so many closet homos here. I think that you might want to examine the post that you responded to a little more. miles I perceive you are perceptibly more perceptive than many on the fire perceive. But I think his perception has been polluted.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
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Whinge, moan, bitch, and whine about everything under the sun...then get someone else to mow the lawn.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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I would go to the laundry room,adjust the level on the dryer feet so it would shake like a MoFo, fire it up and sit on the corner�.. That's funny... Haaaaahaaaahaaa... hey wait, she told me they come from the factory that way and not to fix it... hey! wait a minute... Kent
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Campfire Oracle
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I would go to the laundry room,adjust the level on the dryer feet so it would shake like a MoFo, fire it up and sit on the corner�.. That's funny... Haaaaahaaaahaaa... hey wait, she told me they come from the factory that way and not to fix it... hey! wait a minute... Kent This also works if you have a motorcycle on a kickstand�.just remember to open the garage door before 'riding' to let the carbon monoxide out...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I'm going to hide in the laundry basket and peek...
Kent
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Chicks are soooo lucky�..
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Chicks are soooo lucky�.. I disagree, my wife has seen me naked and there is no way that can be construed as lucky.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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If you were a chick... I'd hit you... twice... just say'n...
Kent
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Cease thinking rationally !
NRA Member - Life, Benefactor, Patron
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Miss Lynn; I trust that this finds you feeling better and that your family is doing well this cold Saturday morning. The wood stove is glowing at our house, the coffee on and the Western Screech Owl is - well screeching - outside my window as I type. I guess he doesn't appreciate the cold much either.  It's interesting you should post this as I was just talking to my brother in Saskatchewan last night about something similar. He's the father of 4 boys and 2 girls and I live with my good wife and 2 daughters. I was relating to him that I've come to grips with the realization that one of my many shortcomings is that I don't empathize well with anyone else - even of my own gender. Further to that, it is abundantly clear to me that while the 3 ladies I live with are among the most logical thinking females I've yet to meet - I do not think or better said process information and make decisions in the same way they do. Therefore if I were to wake up tomorrow in the condition described in your original post, to be brutally honest I have no clue what I'd do - as I have no clue how you all think. Anyway, that's as honest and forthright as I can be on this frigid morning. All the best to you and yours Miss Lynn and happy American Thanksgiving to you all as well. Regards, Dwayne Jeez, Dwayne, "I dunno" would have been sufficient!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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My ex-wife did just that. Love at first lick.   Paul B.
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Our forefathers did not politely protest the British.They did not vote them out of office, nor did they impeach the king,march on the capitol or ask permission for their rights. ----------------They just shot them.
MOLON LABE
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Chicks are soooo lucky�.. Yep ! Especially with those multiple orgasms that we can have that last longer than you could only dream about, and even then you would come up short 
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