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Originally Posted by ingwe
Wage- good choice on the Ti instead of McMillan.

I think McMillans are grossly overrated. I don't even have one because of it. That makes me an expert on the innaweb.


Late to the party, but....

I have a Hunters Edge in transit. The inlet is for a 700 SA ADL and a Pac Nor #1 contour....1" shank. Just guessing(not really), but don't you have a fast twist 223AI coming that would fit in the stock perfectly?


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Some of you guys might need this soon.

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looks better now

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Dan, Do you remember the radio show "Chicken man" ?

The wonderful white winged weekend warrior.

He's every where, He's every where!

It was fantastic!!!!!!!


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Elmer, you need not ask where I am. I am everywhere, always.

BD


Yes my Father....


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Originally Posted by fatjack34

WTF is Gruff...

Sonofabitch!


When you see the Gruff typing like this:

Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff


I have one from before you got inside your head famous. Historical.


There's a fairly good chance he's going to need to sleep in the next day...


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Can you get there from here?

With out leaving late....


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[quote=MojoHand] [Linked Image] [/

She just told the cameraman she had a turd hung sideways and could he help her out.


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Dear Goose,

Or Iceman.

I have a problem. After seeing how 'Slave turned Wiley Coyote into Bugs I was inspired. A few nights ago the raccoon nation decided to visit my tangerine tree and plunder the sweet fruits hanging there upon. It left me askance and deeply troubled.

Last night I left the light on in the spirit of Motel 6 and periodically spied from the balcony, bathroom and such. When one showed up I grabbed my trusty CB short shooter and with one foot in the bathtub and the other keeping time on the floor to Huey Lewis and the News doing "I want a new drug" I popped one in the face. It was a snapshot, on the move with a very small sighting window and lo, it lacked the precision^2 that I usually apply to all things that annoy me. Perhaps I nipped the windpipe because it fled making a noise not unlike what I imagine Willie Nelson with emphysema blowing a harmonica would sound like.

I really, really wanted it's eyes to pop out (to the tune of "I want a new drug") but alas, it was not to be. It raced to the river and drowned after leaping into the darkness. They float pretty well by the way.

So anyway, my problem is this. I want to make their eyes pop out, but I don't want to give my geriatric neighbors the vapors with a lot of noise. I have .22s, .25s, .28s, .30s, .35s, .40s, .44s .45s, .50s and all the bores that white folk typically use.

What do you suggest? I'm short of gore here in Yankeetown!

Barbarian Danbo


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Forget about shooting the raccoons and just look at the pics in this thread. If need be start at the beginning and repeat as necessary.

All will be well my friend.

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But what would John Moses Browning do? (WWJMBD)

What would Vlad the Impaler do? (WWVTID)

Curious minds......


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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Get your self a 17 rfm, they are easy to quite down, little chance of ricochet and devastating on most stuff thats under a football field away from your bathroom window..


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Dan...for Chrissake man! Pull out of it! You're better than that....[bleep] the bigger bores. Get the CB shorts back out and do what you do best...did America give up when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor? No! Lets do it!!


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
But what would John Moses Browning do? (WWJMBD)

What would Vlad the Impaler do? (WWVTID)

Curious minds......


They didn't have the innaweb ... but if they did ...

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Browning likely would have been using some thing with a readily available second shot.


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WWVTID?

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WWJMBD?

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Dear Goose,

Or Iceman.

I have a problem. After seeing how 'Slave turned Wiley Coyote into Bugs I was inspired. A few nights ago the raccoon nation decided to visit my tangerine tree and plunder the sweet fruits hanging there upon. It left me askance and deeply troubled.

Last night I left the light on in the spirit of Motel 6 and periodically spied from the balcony, bathroom and such. When one showed up I grabbed my trusty CB short shooter and with one foot in the bathtub and the other keeping time on the floor to Huey Lewis and the News doing "I want a new drug" I popped one in the face. It was a snapshot, on the move with a very small sighting window and lo, it lacked the precision^2 that I usually apply to all things that annoy me. Perhaps I nipped the windpipe because it fled making a noise not unlike what I imagine Willie Nelson with emphysema blowing a harmonica would sound like.

I really, really wanted it's eyes to pop out (to the tune of "I want a new drug") but alas, it was not to be. It raced to the river and drowned after leaping into the darkness. They float pretty well by the way.

So anyway, my problem is this. I want to make their eyes pop out, but I don't want to give my geriatric neighbors the vapors with a lot of noise. I have .22s, .25s, .28s, .30s, .35s, .40s, .44s .45s, .50s and all the bores that white folk typically use.

What do you suggest? I'm short of gore here in Yankeetown!

Barbarian Danbo


LMAO..

Someday I'm going to hitchhike to Florida to buy you a beer.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
But what would John Moses Browning do? (WWJMBD)

What would Vlad the Impaler do? (WWVTID)

Curious minds......


Well...

JMB would be .50 cal'ing those bandits, for sure.
Vlad would have invited them all over for a nice supper, and then poured oil all over 'em, and lit them on fire.

Both true stories.

So, if lighting the tree on fire, and mowing said bandits down with a belt fed .50 is out of the question, maybe stick with the CB shorts, and use a steady hand.

I recommend copious amounts of booze for the steady hand...

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Good Schit, PTO. Now, on the the solutions.......


I am not Ice.
Or Goose.

"It Hit Me Like a Hammer"
should have been the single of choice. Period.

Ringtailed "Varmint Cong" the mindset.
Yes, this means explosives.

Landscape repair, optional.

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Germans? Pearl Harbor?

Did I miss a chapter?

_________

Will a .17 make their eye pop out?

Quote
I want a new gun
One that won't make me sick
One that will let me pop out eyes
And paint with blood

I want a new gun
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when chitt splatters
When I jerk the trigger

I want a new gun
One that won't puke
One that don't cost too much
Or come from Wal-Mart

I want a new gun
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when eyeballs pop
When I yank the trigger
I'm yankin' you baby

I want a new gun
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new gun
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
When eyes pop out

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I paint with blood
When I yank the trigger
Yank the trigger
Yank the trigger baby, yea, yea


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Very much so.


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