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Fatty, Going to eat 2lbs. Of prime rib and fat now......with all the trimmings.
Later,
Fat Bastard Vance....just had this discussion with my son last night. I told him the fat is the most flavorful and as was taught to me, so shall I teach you....my Dad died at 67 from cardiac arrest...big fat eater amongst other sinful pleasures.... Yours in coronary artery disease, John
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Tom....for me? Or is there another John? Redhead and frecks are wicked pissah...ask me how I know...
Didn't know your name was John, or that you wanted your own Ginger for Xmas�but since you asked, and you've been a good boy, I got you this one�. Thanks Poobs! Jack is the boy...John is the dad...fatjack is from the deep dark past during a run of debauchery.... Thanks on the ginge.....
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BD...I never bathed in Agent Orange....thankfully! Pussy. Sincerest Wishes for a long life, BD ...Ain't none of us gonna outrun the reaper....no point in trying to set a record either!
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That is, truthfully, the funniest thing I've seen on here in years.
You get any bunnies yesterday? My Grampa was right, you really are a loser. He is delivering presents, I am on the computer. And yes we did score yesterday, I got my first porcupine with my Red Ryder BB gun... Ask your Grampa where I can get one of those hats. That thing is skookum!
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We also set up the Fox-Pro to call coyotes and he had me hide in a bush and just bob my head up and down while the call was going. The gunfire was deafening...
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Wait till bear season�.if he wants you to smear bacon grease on yourself, you might want to ask him why�...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Shrapnel, I'm rollin' on the floor!
I never had a BB rifle. Dammit.
Started with a .410 H&R Topper back when they used real walnut to build guns. Never shot a porky either. Chitt, I never even seen one of those things.
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Elmer, you're right about the Reaper. But he's my bitch and records are made to be crushed, not broken.
If 'Slave's heart ever explodes there will be collateral damage over three zip codes or so.
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Since we've mostly put Xmas in the bag, I offer a ribald Happy Phuocin' New Year to you all!
Don't drink and drive. Take a cab.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Shrapnel, I'm rollin' on the floor!
I never had a BB rifle. Dammit.
Started with a .410 H&R Topper back when they used real walnut to build guns. Never shot a porky either. Chitt, I never even seen one of those things.
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Elmer, you're right about the Reaper. But he's my bitch and records are made to be crushed, not broken.
If 'Slave's heart ever explodes there will be collateral damage over three zip codes or so.
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Since we've mostly put Xmas in the bag, I offer a ribald Happy Phuocin' New Year to you all!
Don't drink and drive. Take a cab. Sage advice on the boozing and cruising....just spit up reading the 3 zip code quip...
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It'll be another crushed record. It's just his nature, not an objective.
Was there any doubt?
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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What up Biches!!!???Merry Christmas to all you MFers, Heading to Kerrville, TX. in the morning to fill my tags, Pictures will be posted upon return. Special features will be' 1. First animals killed with new Sako M-85 7mm-08 2. First game taken with New Remington 5-R, ,.223 w/64gr Nosler bonded pill. 3. First game taken by daughter with her new X-Bolt 7mm-08 4. Neck shot doe 120 BT "no exit"!! 5. Christmas shopping in Fredericksburg, TX. (haha).
Thanks Dave, Paul, SLM for all you do for us whack-offer's here on the Fire!!!
Thanks to the rest of the A&I group of crazies for keeping me entertained for the last years and a half!!!
Buzz out till 2014 !!
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Dateline Yankeetown: A Red Christmas Only a few moments ago I heard singing whilst on the balcony. Reminiscent of Dylan, it sounded much like this: Hey ! Mr Tangerine Man, play a song for me I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to Hey ! Mr Tangerine Man, play a song for me In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
I joined the spirit of the eve of course and we harmonized on a different tack. Apparently he did not like my contribution: Rocky lashed out and grinning a grin He said Danny boy this is a showdown Alas I was hot; I drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner
A coon under the rising moon. I love poetry. BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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coons under a million candlepower spotlight isn't bad, either.....
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Gorged myself on lutefisk and Swedish meatballs(and beer) last night.
Homegrown prime rib this afternoon along with a 24oz Tom & Jerry.
Feel like fat toad.
Beautiful day here, great weather.
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This [bleep] thread is like a train wreck in slow motion. You just can't look away. The mental image of rising coons, exploding necks, agent orange skin care, and porky pines has me crying. Killing me. Off to bed. Too much peach brandy. Will get a updated body count at oh six thirty. Walking dead coon zombies:
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Lutefisk�? Seriously? Prime rib sounds pretty skookum�.
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Oh yeah Poobs, as usual it was great!
My wife and sister agree with you though....grin
The prime rib was excellent....
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Ham, Baked Creamed Corn, Champagne, and chocolate here�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Sounds great, we had the baked cream corn(w/oysters) last night.
Nothing beats home cookin'!
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FYI JB is deddddly on coons. and a tip don't forget and pick em' up by the tail........ merry Christmas and see ya'll next week. Best, GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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I know how to make a claymore.... Jaysus....target rich environment that. And I got to wonder what gospel was being preached.... Rollin' BD
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