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Originally Posted by Dog_Hunter
BTW, there's a fat chick at work who wants my cock.

Potential office drama is keeping me from sticking it in her.

What's the BTE's thoughts on the matter? Dumb question I know but will ask anyhow.


If she's got more seniority than you, you can always sue for sexual harrassment.

or maybe you can fake a hernia lifting her onto the copy machine and retire with disability pay.



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You're smart...damn why has this not crossed my mind earlier?

Thanks!



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Originally Posted by Dog_Hunter
BTW, there's a fat chick at work who wants my cock.

Potential office drama is keeping me from sticking it in her.

What's the BTE's thoughts on the matter? Dumb question I know but will ask anyhow.



How fat?


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Chubby chicks need it too.

I like the harassment angle, get the male gender some payback.

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Just throw it in her and work it out later...

BTW, it seldom works out later...

Unless the place is huge, and you can avoid her for the rest of your career...

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This one is so sweet I'm gaining weight just looking at her. Must be, cause my pants are getting tighter.

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She's doable for sure.

Word will get out...it always does. It'd be legal, but the gossip would drive me nuts. She's not senior to me either.



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DH.....don't ever shhhhittt where you eat.....


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DH, DON'T SQUIRT where you work man....beatches be fkn crazy after you dump her a$$ for a thinner model....but if you do...

Bang it like a dump truck...

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Never mind the big girl angle of this call...it's the work thing that will get all f�cked up. Unless you fall in love and live happily ever after, this thing will be a nightmare....ask me how I know...


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Damn...I just spent $1,011 on Wyoming tag draws and super tag chances. Granted I will get most of it back, but it still sucks ass. I'm a resident too. This time of year is hard (ha!) on my wallet.

Can't wait till it is time for Montana apps. They're expensive too.



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DH,


this one's for you


ask me how I know...............




an ol' Pasadena boy.

Happened to pull out in front of a bus full of kids a couple years ago on new years day. He was in a Kawasaki mule.

He lost.

best,

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Ya, my cock is staying in my pants on this one. Don't need the trouble.



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Originally Posted by Dog_Hunter
She's doable for sure.

Word will get out...it always does. It'd be legal, but the gossip would drive me nuts. She's not senior to me either.



I hear you.

I recommend you buy her dinner and she gives you a blow job.
She's fat and happy, you're spent and happy.
Win/Win.

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Originally Posted by gonzaga
DH, DON'T SQUIRT where you work man....



Great advice, here.

That's why I recommend the boss's desk...................
Or the warehouse.


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That's good Gee...never heard it before but it does ring true.



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If Gee's plan ain't happening...............don't.

Unless you just gotta.

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A buck 50 would be a good guess.

Like I said, she's doable for sure.



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Well, if she asking to get her pipes cleaned, may as well help her out.

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Dude...a buck fiddy ain't fat....unless she is like 4'1" and even then, she may qualify as merely squat...
I would ask what would Travis do...but that is too easy....

Poobah will surely tell you to let this one lay....

BD needs to offer up a REAL solution....

Some variables do exist...married or single...you and her.

Redhead?

Big heaters?

Kids?

Older or younger?

Shorn or heavy underbrush?

Caucasian, African American, Asian, Native American, Pacific Islander, Latino?

Is anal a possibility on first date?

Much to think about and factor in...


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