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Either way it would probably pay to go for the grope first to make sure she really is female.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Tracker
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DH, DON'T SQUIRT where you work man.... Great advice, here. That's why I recommend the boss's desk................... Or the warehouse. Also, find out if she puts the seat down, or "hovers" to pee.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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A buck 50 would be a good guess.
Like I said, she's doable for sure. Is that on the hoof or boned out? Not that it matters. 
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Morning losers.
DH, do it.
Then come back in a month and tell us the crazy b!tch stories.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Fat chicks cling like Alabama ticks. You hit, you own it.
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Does she own a fishing boat?
The rest is all moot.
Smack it like a dog that pizzed on your good boots.
Writing here is Prohibited by the authorities.
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Greetings, Earthlings.
Went on another a ride-a-long.
Good Times. Hot "officer", tattoos and stimulants.
Every one is so different. You are not in charge.
Part of the allure, I guess.
I highly recommend them if you have some extra bennies.
Just be a willing passenger, let them do their job and handcuffs are optional.
I love it.
Worth the price of admission.
One Adam 12, One Adam 12.....
Vinny
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Was that a voluntary ride along or was pepper spray involved?
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Campfire Oracle
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Yeah, did you get to ride in the front this time?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Was that a voluntary ride along or was pepper spray involved? Yes......... Vinny.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Yeah, did you get to ride in the front this time? I rode where ever the "officer" ordered me too. Sweet Baby Jesus, I love the badge. Vinny.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Paul is the best French/Aussie/Curling/Canook. Ever.
My freshly lasered one eye is spitting. Again.
And again.
Good Morning. Fixt it for da truff.
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Oracle
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I do ride alongs occasionally with one of our K9 guys. Its good for some stories, but I could never be a cop. My hat is off to them.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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You thinking 'bout work again? P.S. That was wrong, I'd like to apologize.............but I can't.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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No, I put that up for the ginger lovers�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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I do ride alongs occasionally with one of our K9 guys. Its good for some stories, but I could never be a cop. My hat is off to them. Agreed. Point of order...... I only do ride a longs with females........but then I don't wear leopard print g strings either. YMMV.
Have Dog
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Ok.
I'll think about your work then.......all colors..........I'm equal opportunity.
Have Dog
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Paul.
Please.
Curling is a given........
Vinny.
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I have to go back to work Monday!  But its my last semester, then its off to retirement land! 
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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