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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
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Off topic but damn I wish outlaw country was still prevalent.




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I moved to Odessa Texas in 1980, didn't take long to find the Black hat saloon on Grandview. I walked my cocky ass in got a beer and a seat in the corner, it didn't take long for a bunch of cowboy wannabes to show up and start asking about the super glide outside with the PA plates of it, well no one else was quick to pop up so I nodded that I'd be that guy.
Well after I'd heard another half a beer full of Yankee jokes, I mentioned that us Yankees never had our asses handed to us by a handful of Mexicans, well like the joke goes, that's when the fight started, hell I hadn't been in Texas 3 days and I had already made friends with the natives!

I'm glad chicks dig scars, cause I got a couple new ones that day, and quick tip about Alamo jokes.

After that every day I walked in there, I got a beer, played CDB "Long haired country boy" on the juke box and sat in the corner....alone


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Morning everybody!



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You on the East coast again???


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It aint morning in PA, yet.


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Paul needs to change his name to "Babe Ruth" because he's knocking that crap out the yard again. Damn son, you done good...

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Originally Posted by deflave
Morning everybody!



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Working 11-7 tonight?


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Originally Posted by jimy
I moved to Odessa Texas in 1980, didn't take long to find the Black hat saloon on Grandview. I walked my cocky ass in got a beer and a seat in the corner, it didn't take long for a bunch of cowboy wannabes to show up and start asking about the super glide outside with the PA plates of it, well no one else was quick to pop up so I nodded that I'd be that guy.
Well after I'd heard another half a beer full of Yankee jokes, I mentioned that us Yankees never had our asses handed to us by a handful of Mexicans, well like the joke goes, that's when the fight started, hell I hadn't been in Texas 3 days and I had already made friends with the natives!

I'm glad chicks dig scars, cause I got a couple new ones that day, and quick tip about Alamo jokes.

After that every day I walked in there, I got a beer, played CDB "Long haired country boy" on the juke box and sat in the corner....alone



Jimy,

this one's fer you.



This will date me, but I can remember around 1973 or '74 when DAC would play the Dean Goss Dinner theater in Houston.

He billed himself as the Mysterious Rhinestone Cowboy.

IIRC
His schtick was that he would do a couple sets, get pretty drunk sing this song and then pick out some guy in the audience,usually one with a hot chick, then go out and cold cock him, then run out and jump in a Corvette and take off.
and you prolly heard the one about the Texan, the Messican and the Raghead sitting in a saloon in Texas. They are drinking tequila shots. After a few rounds, their blood is getting up. The Mex jumps up, tosses his glass up in the air, pulls a machete and shatters the shot glass with one swipe. He yells "Viva Mexico" and sez, after he sits down, "we got so many glasses in Mexico, we don't have to drink out of them twice.

A couple rounds later, the raghead does pretty much the same. Jumps up, tosses his shot glass in the air and pulls an AK out of his robes and lets off a burst. Shatters the glass. He sits down and exclaims, we got so much sand in the desert, we make all the glases we want. Don't have to drink out of them twice.

Well a couple more rounds and the Texan stands up, pulls the two pearl handled Colts out of his rig and shoots both the Mex and the Raghead. Blows the smoke from each barrel and laconically remarks. We got so damn many ragheads and Mex's in Texas, we don't have to drink with them twice.

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I love that joke.

It is a joke, right?

laugh


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I love that joke.

It is a joke, right?

laugh


Quien Sabe?

Best,

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I love that joke.

It is a joke, right?

laugh


I believe that it is but I so wish that it wasn't. Next to no positives to be found among either of those two groups these days, IMO.


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Paul, my Bush Boner is all shiny and orange.

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Should I get that looked at?


Seriously though, the Morakniv Bushcraft is a good knife for any amount of money.


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Originally Posted by deflave
Morning boys!

Gotta grind this coffee with two rocks and I will be in business!

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Hey man, I have an orange knife.

Daily twine cutter. Custom.

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Jet stream wind clouds today, need a bigger lens.

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Beautiful


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Yes Sam.... Beautiful.



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Just found out I need to change all my scopes to AO or I'll miss my 300 yard shots.

Damn, what would I do without the internet.


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I'm actually thinking I'll take the scopes off my rifles to save weight.

I'll just shoot them like I do my recurve. Should work badass out to 50 yards or so?


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Morn'n Mother F�ckers!

Scopes? They are heavy. Stalking skills and Kentucky windage is all anyone needs. Unless you waste all your time shoot'n paper.

Scopes and cellphones are the same. They both have an imaginary need.

Oh, almost forgot! Everyone. GFY!

Good coffee this AM.


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