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Campfire 'Bwana
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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1st Bn 5th Marines Wpns Co. 03-07 Semper Fidelis
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Campfire Outfitter
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Lesbians hate all of us...even BD, Travis and Ingwe. Lesbians do not hate BD and me, Travis maybe bot not us�we like all the same things lesbians like, except the Subarus and Birkenstocks� Reminds me of the story about the old cowpoke that quit mending fence early one Friday. He had worked up a thirst, so he decided to ride straight into town to quench it. He parks his ol pick-em-up truck outside the saloon and saunters in. Being early in the afternoon not many folks around. He steps up and sits on a barstool and orders a whiskey with a beer back. He shoots his shot and is nursing the beer when a chick walks in wearing black stilletto heels, skin tight leather pants and jacket. She's sporting black black lipsting, black fingernails and a shoe-polish black spiked mohawk. She climbs up on a barstool next to the ol' cow-puncher and looks at him and inquires, "are you a cowboy". Well the ol' fellow don't even look up, as tourists and other folk always ask him the same question and his answer is always the same. Well ma'am, I get up in the mornin' saddle my horse or climb in my pick-up. I'm either rounding up strays, ropin' or branding cows 7 days a week. Done it from daylight till dark near on 55 years. So, I guess you could say I'm a cowboy. By this time the bartender has brought the lady a double shot of tequila and a lime wedge. She bites the lime and downs the double shot and with a tongue three inches long licks out the dregs from the glass. Well she sez, I'm a lesbian. I get up in the morning and leave my girlfriend in bed. I drive to work thinking about women. I think about women all day long. When I masturbate I think about women. I go to bed at night thinking about women. Yes sir, I'm a lesbian. With that she climbs down off the bar stool and marches out the door. The ol' cowpoke don't even turn and watch her go, but keeps nursing his beer. A few minutes later a tourist comes in the bar and sees the ol cowpoke and walks over with a camera and asks the ol' fellow if he's a cowboy. The ol'guy looks up, takes a swig from his beer and sez to the fellow. You know, I've been thinking I was a cowboy for almost 60 years. Turns out I'm a Lesbian.. Chances are, we're all Lesbians on this thread. Best, GWB
A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.
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Sheesh! Were is you's guy's imaginations today?
I have got some ammo ready to head to the range this weekend to ring it out.
AR? I'm really gonna' stir you's up.
I FRICKEN' DESPISE 'EM!!!!!
I'm not a soldier, therefore no need. One of the most ergonomically worst possible designs since the harquebus.
I hear folks gripe about 1/4" of scope clearance on a bolt gun, yet just love their scope 3" above bore on an AR.
Don't get me wrong, I love to make money off AR's. Every few years I sell off all the ones I lay back for the panics.
I know, I know, AR's can be accurate, but for me never comfortable.
Step on enough toes yet? I don't care for AR's either. There's a time and place for everything. You phuocers know that. One time in another place I near wore one of them things out. It never jammed. Only complaint I had was it didn't have the belt feed option. Bolt guns suck dick when you're lookin' at a battalion of them screamin' yellow zonkers. They also work well on hogs, deer, water buffalo and elephants. And they paid me to do that chitt. Go figure... BD PS: It's really OK to do a .223 MT I guess. Just jokin'.... GFY I had an M4 quit on me when I kinda needed it real bad. Quite content not having to rely on one anymore.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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An artistic gunfighter will avoid those embarrassing moments that seem to last an eternity when his smoker jams. Or have a fall back up his sleeve.
Never toyed with M4s, after my time.
Have a bunch of single shots, a few bolt guns a pumper or three, lever guns and even a couple of stack barrels and SxS. Three autos....peestol, shotgun, and an M1 Carbine. I like the way the carbine rattles and clatters...and hit's chitt I'm shootin' at. It's a lot lighter than a -16 or -4 as well.
I look at all the clutter on current generation AR platforms and puke mostly. I see peeps buying them things with all kind of attachments and shake my head in dismay.
Brother of a neighbor bought one awhile back and has over 5K in it. Aimpoint sight and lasers and chitt. Went to the range with him to sight it in and get him familiar with the baggage. Got the peeps zeroed at 100 yards in about 3 shots and he went thru a mag before putting the Aimpoint on. I bag rested the gun, peep zeroed and twiddled the dials on the Aimpoint to POA. He was mystified that it only needed a little tweak to be zeroed.
I hate phuocin' 16" barrels on a gas gun.
Guns are just a phuocin' mystery to some folks I guess.
BD
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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her nostrils are too small. Cain't even pick her own nose....
mathman
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I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Campfire Sage
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Lesbians hate all of us...even BD, Travis and Ingwe. No way bro. I can see it in their eyes. They love me. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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On a related note, I think Larry Root is back.
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Campfire Tracker
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BD.....I have tried to figure out the whole M1 game...really would love to get one. CMP used to have them for sale, but the stocks have dried up. I am not that educated on all the variations and the pricing that goes with some. Would hate to get f�cked...well, actually I wouldn't mind it, just not on a carbine.
Any advice...seriously....
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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CMP still has M1's for sale. Check out www.odcmp.com and go to "sales". Active duty or retired military bypasses many of the requirements.
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Tracker
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CMP still has M1's for sale. Check out www.odcmp.com and go to "sales". Active duty or retired military bypasses many of the requirements. I have checked... They are exhausted...red paragraph has been up for a bit...but thanks!
Kindness invites abuse du ma nhieu
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"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Good point. Never thought of that�I'll be right back�..
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Did you leave to pick your seat?
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