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Campfire 'Bwana
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Guess ill just send preserves via UPS, next time if I have to.
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I see some good dudes going down the wrong path. Kenny G? Manilow???? Pleez!
Get your man cards back before you try that 'shine:
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A metro sexual man card?
Does that count?
This guy rocks ...
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I see some good dudes going down the wrong path. Kenny G? Manilow???? Pleez!
Get your man cards back before you try that 'shine:
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<whew> Thanks, Hatari, that was close...
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It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.
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Campfire Kahuna
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He called me last night after he sampled it ...he was all giddy and I could hear Kenny G in the background ..
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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That was just the test run. If it's consumed properly, an exchange will go something like this: Poster A: Well,..if Bundy had just paid his grazing fees, everything would be fine. Poster B: The grazing fees weren't the *real* issue. DocRocket: DAAAAYYYYY-VEY FUGGIN' CROCKETT!!
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Campfire Kahuna
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So you have heard him sing in huntin' camp after a few drinks
Bristoe you oughta hear that man on his guitar sangin the blues after he's had a couple....funnier than chit!
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.
I hereby second the Mayor of Lexington.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You think that stuff will have him getting one of them little bitty shaggy chitt eating dogs?
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.
And then the night ends up like this
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more like this..Doc has one beer and it is almost 90 out..then ya thought I had him on a death march for goats...
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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It's Friday night and you're in possession of a quantity of Corpus Christie thunderfug. If your posts are still making sense in 4 hours, you ain't-got-a-hair-on-your-ass. It's one of the unwritten rules of da innanet.
And then the night ends up like this
Those *had* to have originated in Berea.
Most people won't understand,..but CrimsonTide will.
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Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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got him within 20 yds of this one...:D he about took its head off with that whizzum....we had a rough start that morning though...he can tell you about it
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God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Docs more at home doing doing stuff like this. That damn nilgia has more 270 holes than i could count= use a 30 cal.
Had to shoot that bitch seven times before she'd die!! And four of them was in the heart-lung complex, including the first two...
Next time I'm bringin' my 338...
Nilgai ain't "antelope"... they'd elk on phuggin steroids...
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That was just the test run. If it's consumed properly, an exchange will go something like this: Poster A: Well,..if Bundy had just paid his grazing fees, everything would be fine. Poster B: The grazing fees weren't the *real* issue. DocRocket: DAAAAYYYYY-VEY FUGGIN' CROCKETT!!
Hey, Bristoe!! I'm well on the way! I've had about 4 small glasses of the apple pie so far... and I've discovered that my new Fender amplifier is waaaaaay too phuggin quiet... so I plugged in my TS9 pedal and a turbo boost box and I'm about to get thermonuclear on the messican polka music comin' outta the neighbor's back yard with some Steve Ray tribute tunes and aaaaaaallllll the windows open. WOO-HOO!!!
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I can just hear your neighbors now,.. "Oh hell,...that Doctor's drunk again".
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DAAAAAAVVEEYYYYY, DAAAAVEEEEY CROOOOOOCKETT!!
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