Going camping next week and will do some dutch oven cooking .Last year was a big hit with smother pork chops and ducth oven pizza but I want to try BBQ chicken . Anyone tried it ?
Doesn't sound like bbq chicken Mule, but just throw down a layer of onions, chicken, and top with your favorite bottled sauce and sit back and wait. Bet some smoked sausage on the bottom layer would be good eating too.
Going camping next week and will do some dutch oven cooking .Last year was a big hit with smother pork chops and ducth oven pizza but I want to try BBQ chicken . Anyone tried it ?
spread a peach jam on top of the meat after a blanket of rice, seasonings and seasoned chicken and you abra ka dabra, you have River Chicken.............
you can also use the parchment liners. I am a huge fan of foil and parchment, as opposed to scrubbing crap out of a hot DO.
you can roast a whole chicken in the DO pretty easily. Make sure you have the coals set right, and that you rotate the oven to keep the heat even. In a 12 inch deep oven, I'd use maybe 15 briquettes on the bottom, a few more than that on top. I don't add stuff, just a bit of butter, salt and pepper, maybe an onion in the body.
you can also use the parchment liners. I am a huge fan of foil and parchment, as opposed to scrubbing crap out of a hot DO.
you can roast a whole chicken in the DO pretty easily. Make sure you have the coals set right, and that you rotate the oven to keep the heat even. In a 12 inch deep oven, I'd use maybe 15 briquettes on the bottom, a few more than that on top. I don't add stuff, just a bit of butter, salt and pepper, maybe an onion in the body.
Sam where are you purchasing these?
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
you can also use the parchment liners. I am a huge fan of foil and parchment, as opposed to scrubbing crap out of a hot DO.
you can roast a whole chicken in the DO pretty easily. Make sure you have the coals set right, and that you rotate the oven to keep the heat even. In a 12 inch deep oven, I'd use maybe 15 briquettes on the bottom, a few more than that on top. I don't add stuff, just a bit of butter, salt and pepper, maybe an onion in the body.
Sam where are you purchasing these?
Wally world sells the Coleman brand, as will any store that caters to campers. They are packed 8 to the box, for a modest price. ..and yes, Denny, One size fit most.
I like both Keith, and use both. Not at the same time though. lol When cooking desserts, I like parchment When I do a breakfast casserole, or strata, tinfoil works well. Either work for chickens, pork, roasts. Stews, posole, chili, and so forth, get no liners at all.
I have roasted a turkey in a D.O. while camping. Crisscrossed celery and carrots in the bottom, added onions, legs/thighs, breast, and some chicken broth and beer for a little moisture. Started as a ten pound whole bird, just cut it up tossed it in. Turned out great. Biscuits, gravy, green beans, mashed tators, and a dessert.
yuppie name for breakfast casserole. No real recipe, but when I make on in camp, it will have two dozen eggs, a couple of par boiled 'taters, cut into slices or chunks, pound of Cheddar cheese, pound or so of pork sausage, maybe a pound of bacon, precooked and crumbled. Cook the sausage in the DO, add the 'taters, cook a bit, then pour in the eggs, add the bacon, cover and cook until set. This one, along with the bucket of cheese grits, was featured on a recent camp out on the Kissimmee River.
Doesn't sound like bbq chicken Mule, but just throw down a layer of onions, chicken, and top with your favorite bottled sauce and sit back and wait. Bet some smoked sausage on the bottom layer would be good eating too.
Ding, ding, ding. From one that grew quite similar quite nearby.
yuppie name for breakfast casserole. No real recipe, but when I make on in camp, it will have two dozen eggs, a couple of par boiled 'taters, cut into slices or chunks, pound of Cheddar cheese, pound or so of pork sausage, maybe a pound of bacon, precooked and crumbled. Cook the sausage in the DO, add the 'taters, cook a bit, then pour in the eggs, add the bacon, cover and cook until set.
This one, along with the bucket of cheese grits, was featured on a recent camp out on the Kissimmee River.
Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. With all the available options I cant imagine saying no to some great food just to choke down ground up corn. We feed that to chickens but if you dont have access to better food options, then eat up the livestock feed if its all you have. I dont have such limited horizons that I have to settle for something to eat.
If I wanted to eat Blah/bland paste that has to be doctored with all manner of amendments to make it palatable I will just as soon eat potatoes or rice. I will say though that both grits and refried beans are the easiest foods for the body to digest because they both start as sh*t to begin with so they pass through the system with ease.
Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. With all the available options I cant imagine saying no to some great food just to choke down ground up corn. We feed that to chickens but if you dont have access to better food options, then eat up the livestock feed if its all you have. I dont have such limited horizons that I have to settle for something to eat.
If I wanted to eat Blah/bland paste that has to be doctored with all manner of amendments to make it palatable I will just as soon eat potatoes or rice. I will say though that both grits and refried beans are the easiest foods for the body to digest because they both start as sh*t to begin with so they pass through the system with ease.
Damn, your stupid or just ignorant. Best foods in the world do not come from the Kings castle, but the house of the peasants that toil on the grounds.
Empty platitudes, lacking substance aside, your comment is without logic. Grits are of southern native American origin not of �Castle dwelling� Kings over seas. I stand by my comments 100%. Having grown up on a dirt and dairy farm I know enough to be able to spot good food and livestock feed like grits.
Also, you will struggle (and then fail as you have already proven) to present a valid argument in which you can link a person�s dislike for a food with their IQ. IQ and food preference are mutually exclusive. I fear you are simply trying too hard for lack of a valid premise.
So I will be dismissing your entire argument out of hand.
dont be so harsh with calikooknic. Im sure he means well but I dont think pompus is the right term for him even though he reached for for the royalty comments.
I do however think mannlicker hit it out of the park with the other dish he made in the D.O. That one sounds and looks fantastic. Ive been a D.O. users for about 20 years and like his egg dish.
If chicken feed is "below" you, you just don't get it.
That was my point. Then you hoped to somehow link it to "kings" LOL All I did was speak honestly about me opinion of grits. That what get to do here, speak honestly and openly about our opinions on things. Dont let it upset you so.
Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. With all the available options I cant imagine saying no to some great food just to choke down ground up corn. We feed that to chickens but if you dont have access to better food options, then eat up the livestock feed if its all you have. I dont have such limited horizons that I have to settle for something to eat.
If I wanted to eat Blah/bland paste that has to be doctored with all manner of amendments to make it palatable I will just as soon eat potatoes or rice. I will say though that both grits and refried beans are the easiest foods for the body to digest because they both start as sh*t to begin with so they pass through the system with ease.
ok I take back the 'yankee' thing. Just a phkking idiot is closer to the mark.
Ive learned over the years that on forums there is a large cross section of folks that lack a very basic skill set (that being the art of conversation and discussion). In the arena of ideas, they have very few arrows in their quiver and are unable to carry on a sound discussion. When they encounter ideas counter to theirs, they lack the ability to present valid opposing ideas so they lash out with personal attacks. Socrates said it best
�When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.�
We see that played out so often on web forum. Grits came up, I mentioned I don�t care for them. What followed was folks unable to string together salient ideas leaving them only slander and name calling. Personally I blame the upbringing and public school system.
Its ok that I don�t like grits and its ok that I share that opinion of grits. Why people (rather than accept or discuss) fall to the most base emotions and attack the messenger is really odd (but not unexpected) Unless you consider that they simply lack the ability to discuss or accept different views. And that they take interweb forums too seriously.
maybe you would be happier at another forum then. One where the folks are more sophisticated, and certainly more in need of your do it yourself tips. You are certainly full of yourself. Reminds me of that old bumper sticker "Jesus loves you. You Mama loves you. Everyone else things your an azzhole"
Lets recap. Socrates was correct in his assertion that when people lose an argument/debate, they resort to slander as a coping mechanism to make up for their intellectual shortcomings. I shared my opinion on grits. Members of this community (who Socrates did such a great job of describing ) for lack of any ability to engage called me
Idiot
Azzhole
Stupid
Ignorant
Nazi
Yankee
pompous ass
phkking idiot
douche
At least I know who Im dealing with and what sort of intellectual point counterpoint I can expect and the lack of ability to engage on an educated level. Again, I have to blame the public education system in this coutry. Ha ha
I think it may be helpful if somebody generated a list of foods nobody can speak ill of lest a section of this community (lacking the ability to communicate) loses it damn mind and becomes unhinged if they read a discouraging word. It may save page counts. I will start.
Grits.
We can then start a series of talks on how not to take the interweb so seriously that you have to make personal attacks on those with opposing ideas on said foods.
I think it may be helpful if somebody generated a list of foods nobody can speak ill of lest a section of this community (lacking the ability to communicate) loses it damn mind and becomes unhinged if they read a discouraging word. It may save page counts. I will start.
Grits.
We can then start a series of talks on how not to take the interweb so seriously that you have to make personal attacks on those with opposing ideas on said foods.
We see that played out so often on web forum. Grits came up, I mentioned I don�t care for them. What followed was folks unable to string together salient ideas leaving them only slander and name calling. Personally I blame the upbringing and public school system.
Yea, nice spin but you didn't just casually "mention" that you simply "don't care for grits".
What you said was,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. "
Oh, and while you're busy insulting others, implying they're poorly raised and/or uneducated, and pointing out spelling errors, you might want to proof read some of your own drivel before posting.
It's some, not "sme", and can't has an apostrophe.
How's about you quit starting chit on every thread you reply to and maybe do one of your fascinating in depth reports on something like castor oil or laxatives instead.
We see that played out so often on web forum. Grits came up, I mentioned I don�t care for them. What followed was folks unable to string together salient ideas leaving them only slander and name calling. Personally I blame the upbringing and public school system.
Yea, nice spin but you didn't just casually "mention" that you simply "don't care for grits".
What you said was,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. "
Oh, and while you're busy insulting others, implying they're poorly raised and/or uneducated, and pointing out spelling errors, you might want to proof read some of your own drivel before posting.
It's some, not "sme", and can't has an apostrophe.
How's about you quit starting chit on every thread you reply to and maybe do one of your fascinating in depth reports on something like castor oil or laxatives instead.
Actually Field, he has posted a couple of interesting threads, in particular the thread about building a smoker, although I do not think I would like my doctor to have his charming manner.
Granted, it was informative but there's a hundred places on the internet where you can get the same information about smokers without listening to an egotistical, self absorbed, blow hard.
What's your point?
Sorry,,, I just can't abide an arrogant prick that thinks he's so dam much better than every one else.
Granted, it was informative but tere's a hundred places on the internet where you can get the same information about smokers without listening to an egotistical, self absorbed, blow hard.
What's your point?
Sorry,,, I just can't abide an arrogant prick that thinks he's so dam much better than every one else.
And I thought this was the food forum, the place where we played nice (well maybe some friendly jabs). Then someone shows up and starts trashing what people choose to eat and what they cook it on.
Actually I just have standards and have access to a ton of great and good foods and even sme mediocre foods that get to eat so I dont have to settle for some depression mush just to fill the hole because I cant find better options. With all the available options I cant imagine saying no to some great food just to choke down ground up corn. We feed that to chickens but if you dont have access to better food options, then eat up the livestock feed if its all you have. I dont have such limited horizons that I have to settle for something to eat.
If I wanted to eat Blah/bland paste that has to be doctored with all manner of amendments to make it palatable I will just as soon eat potatoes or rice. I will say though that both grits and refried beans are the easiest foods for the body to digest because they both start as sh*t to begin with so they pass through the system with ease.
ok I take back the 'yankee' thing. Just a phkking idiot is closer to the mark.
As often the case, Sam is spot on. I bored with the little chit some time ago.
You're a friggin' narcissist. You think your schit doesn't stink but it does.
That's not slander based upon the debate being lost. It's my assessment based on your posts and I'm not the only one that feels that way.
From the Mayo clinic website ...
"Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism."
Until you seek help and come to grips with your disorder and find the ability to deal with others in a more respectful manner you should refrain from posting here.
That's why he gets on here and runs his mouth its the one thing his wife doesn't control .I've seen guys run for public office and become a royal pain in butt wife makes them sit down to pee and cower in a corner so when they get a chance to be a banty rooster look out .
Lets recap. Socrates was correct in his assertion that when people lose an argument/debate, they resort to slander as a coping mechanism to make up for their intellectual shortcomings. I shared my opinion on grits. Members of this community (who Socrates did such a great job of describing ) for lack of any ability to engage called me
Idiot
Azzhole
Stupid
Ignorant
Nazi
Yankee
pompous ass
phkking idiot
douche
At least I know who Im dealing with and what sort of intellectual point counterpoint I can expect and the lack of ability to engage on an educated level. Again, I have to blame the public education system in this coutry. Ha ha
Let me add some for you.
Metrosexual
Peckerwood
Cretin
Funny (that's funny queer,not funny haha.)
Okay, I,m back on ignore.
Bob
NRA-Benefactor TSRA-Life
"It's a terrible thing when governments send their young men to kill each other." Charles Byrne,WW2 Vet. On the day Desert Storm began.
Charlie I quit reading his BS long ago because of that
Don't blame you Keith.
Problem with riding around on his high horse looking down his nose at everyone else is, just like any horse, he'll eventually get bucked off.
The rodeo has begun and I think he already took a dirt dive.
Na,,,, he's to full of himself to know when to quit. He'll be back to impress us with his superior intellect by quoting Aristotle or maybe even Obama before ya know it.
Na,,,, he's to full of himself to know when to quit. He'll be back to impress us with his superior intellect by quoting Aristotle or maybe Obama before ya know it.
If he does ...
I'll start quoting Bobcat Goldthwait and fricken' Andrew Dice Clay.
Sorry I was otherwise predisposed these last days. You�ve been a busy murder of crows. Speculating about my station in life, if married? If I sired offspring and what had become of them?? And then manufacturing all manner of bedtime tale to soothe you??? I do not entertain hypotheticals. As it is the world is vexing enough. As for allowing me to live rent free in your heads this past weekend, thanks are in order. I can only hope you spared a moment or two for late veterans and their wives and children more deserving of your thoughts.
Sorry I was otherwise predisposed these last days. You�ve been a busy murder of crows. Speculating about my station in life, if married? If I sired offspring and what had become of them?? And then manufacturing all manner of bedtime tale to soothe you??? I do not entertain hypotheticals. As it is the world is vexing enough. As for allowing me to live rent free in your heads this past weekend, thanks are in order. I can only hope you spared a moment or two for late veterans and their wives and children more deserving of your thoughts.
You seriously need to get over yourself...you must be a liberal democrat...
It seems the population of this community is prone to making wild and false assumptions. The brothers Grimm should do so well in conjuring up a wicked and horrible wife and now a Liberal Democrat. Truth always pales to fiction.
Fiscal Libertarian and Social conservative would in fact be a more accurate description but once again I appreciate your attempts to make yourselves feel better by manufacturing what it is you wish to see.
As to getting over me, well I suspect this thread will go on for some time with a list of characters incapable of such acts. They will line up with stone in hand, trying as they might but each will miss its mark for one simple reason because you see I haven�t given any of you permission.
Try as you might, in order for your words to have their intended effect I would first have to place value in them and seeing as how I do not they serve only to make you feel as though you have hit your mark when in fact they sail harmlessly by even as you revel in mass and congratulate one another. As stated earlier, for all the breakthroughs in modern science, they have yet to invent a device sensitive enough to detect how little I care.
I feel the same way about liver and onions but to drag myself through a thread like this in this manner simply because of a dislike of a certain food is childish at best.
Let it go.
BTW, I'm retired and can do this for years. The dog kinda likes it tho'
I think it stopped being about grits long ago. I made a comment about grits in passing. The spiral was not at my hand alone. I share our dislike for liver and onions.
Sooner than later, you will figure out that your audience here has fizzled out, and there will no longer be a purpose for you to post here. Your type never truly gets it, but you will feel the effects, trust me.
Sooner than later, you will figure out that your audience here has fizzled out, and there will no longer be a purpose for you to post here. Your type never truly gets it, but you will feel the effects, trust me.
What you will understand immediately is that I don�t have an audience here. I never have. Nor have I sought one. As such that has never been the reason to post here. While you are under the failed premise that the �clique� be the reason and purpose for people to post in the food forum. You said:
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� your audience here has fizzled out, and there will no longer be a purpose for you to post here.�
This leads me to believe you are the one that fails to understand the purpose of posting in the food forum. So centered are you on YOU and the clique that you failed to recognize any other participants so it is natural that you have determined who should and should not post here based on the clique and if you deem it not worthy nor of value than that must be how it is.
I read what you posted and laughed a little out loud.
What if the purpose of posting on the food forum was to share recipes and opinions and ideas and humor with everybody including those that may never post here? That audience is constantly fluctuating, growing and shrinking and is not just the fixed clique that has assumed ownership of the food area and what should and should not be posted and who should and should not be posting. What if the content was never related to who you like or who you think likes you or if it pleases the clique even if anybody should care about such nonsense.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to entertain the 13 year old mean-girl on facebook scenario so save your keystrokes. Its wasted on me.
Believe it or not I'm actually fascinated by you and your mental disorders. I've never read the ramblings of someone that was so blatantly narcissistic as you.
You take the cake. Seriously. You're a poster child for narcissism and egomaniacal personality disorder.
Believe it or not I'm actually fascinated by you and your mental disorders. I've never read the ramblings of someone that was so blatantly narcissistic as you.
You take the cake. Seriously. You're a poster child for narcissism and egomaniacal personality disorder.
Did I hit the mark on your chosen profession?
Are you, or were you, an educator?
Which is why one could only imagine his delight when he returned to see all the new comments directly related to him...
No. I spent my life in the engineering field. The last 25 of it designing diagnostic imaging devices. Never was an educator/teacher. Yours and the others hoping to make assumptions have done poorly but I fear that doesnt matter.
My wicked, evil, shrew of a wife was likewise a fail as were all the other assumptions made but I still found them entertaining (like the rest of this thread). I think that is the point that may upset folks so much. My finding this entire exchange entertaining and humorous when its intended goal was to wound and hurt. Sorry, that just cant happen. I do however have one regret and that is for the OP and his thread. It was a good thread. He cooks a mean breakfast in his DO. That should be noted.
As to the OP, it was Manlicher that made the breakfast, with grits, it was Mule 1 (the OP ) that asked "who invited you?".
Sam called you a Yankee with a big smiley face ( ) behind it in jest. You responded with your dissertation about not having to stoop to such lows to gain your substenance.
I was the first to respond with the stupid and ignorant names, in jest, I would do the same to your face with a smile and drink. So we have come to this.
I believe the "clique" here has basically told you to piss off.
If Mule 1 is upset with me for crapping on his thread, I offer him my sincerest apology.
Nor do I care to. Its not as important to me as you may think. In fact I find no value in it at all.
Originally Posted by calikooknic
As to the OP, it was Manlicher that made the breakfast, with grits, it was Mule 1 (the OP ) that asked "who invited you?".
More things I don�t care about. Invites are not at all required. Its the interweb.
Originally Posted by calikooknic
Sam called you a Yankee with a big smiley face ( ) behind it in jest. You responded with your dissertation about not having to stoop to such lows to gain your substenance.
Its �sustenance� and I have stooped quite low growing up a poor farm kid eating all manner of things. While you frame yourself a spotter of jest you completely missed mine. Pity, I thought it quite good.
Originally Posted by calikooknic
I believe the "clique" here has basically told you to piss off.
That makes three times I�ve been told something I couldn�t care less about. I believe you just struck Out (swinging)
If your were referencing Wayne Newton, he was a singer/actor (as was Juice Newton)
Cam newton is a football player of some note
I doubt you are referencing Fig Newtons (although tasty) because they were named after a town.
I will therefore assume you are referencing Sir Isaac Newton. You will want to know that he was a noted scientist, physicist and mathematician. He was not a noted winner of any spelling bees (that I am aware of)
A newton is a unit of force and is named after Isaac Newton in recognition of his work on classical mechanics, specifically Newton's second law of motion.
A unit of force................... Very fitting. I like it. High praise indeed.
The significance of that escapes me but if he instructed you on such things it�s no wonder he remains stuck in your head (and elsewhere). I however am schooling you on things other than biology. While on the subject. I�m getting deluged with PM�s. Since you were mentioned specifically I thought I would share with you.
The significance of that escapes me but if he instructed you on such things it�s no wonder he remains stuck in your head (and elsewhere). I however am schooling you on things other than biology. While on the subject. I�m getting deluged with PM�s. Since you were mentioned specifically I thought I would share with you.
Tag, your it.
Now post something that would make me give a damn....
The significance of that escapes me but if he instructed you on such things it�s no wonder he remains stuck in your head (and elsewhere). I however am schooling you on things other than biology. While on the subject. I�m getting deluged with PM�s. Since you were mentioned specifically I thought I would share with you.
Tag, your it.
Now post something that would make me give a damn....
That's the message I have been hoping to convey all along and yet you continue. Odd?
The significance of that escapes me but if he instructed you on such things it�s no wonder he remains stuck in your head (and elsewhere). I however am schooling you on things other than biology. While on the subject. I�m getting deluged with PM�s. Since you were mentioned specifically I thought I would share with you.
Tag, your it.
Now post something that would make me give a damn....
That's the message I have been hoping to convey all along and yet you continue. Odd?
Not odd, you create your own avatars, therefore you are capable of creating many things in that realm. You created what you wanted to use to "shock" me and claim someone else wrote it, simple. But, it is nothing that holds any water with me, nor creates any problems in my life.
BTW, Rick Bin chooses who leaves and who stays in this forum, not you, nor anyone else.
Now I have some errands to attend to. This will allow you and the rest the head start you clearly need. Upon my return, I will hit out of the park all the softballs I am certain will have been pitched my way.
Take your time, think and put some effort into your posts for a change because while entertaining, they lack a certain level of intellect and novelty. Perhaps work together as a group (or pack in this case).
Chop chop. My return is not far off. See if you can impress me.
I�m getting deluged with PM�s. Since you were mentioned specifically I thought I would share with you.
Tag, your it.
Just sayin....
In order to be written by a Kahuna Status Member as portrayed in the print screen of the PM (above) you posted to me, the member who sent it to you must have made between 15001 and 24999 posts.
Please also note that on the print screen of the PM you posted to me, there are tiny ends protruding below the blackout line in the �Location� status, indicating that there is comma�s or forward slashes in the info that has been blacked out. I have looked through ALL of the �Kahuna� status members� locations, and have only found one possible match except that that member Eremicus (Member #509) has not been online since 03/18/14 01:13 PM.
Also interesting is the fact that the PM ID number is missing along with the date of the PM. In order for them to be missing you would have had to black them out as you did to other info in the print screen of the �supposed� PM.
However, being me, and always in a hurry, I have had the occasion to send a PM without a recipient name filled in, and have through that action discovered the end result is that you send it to yourself. This results in the PM not being dated. As for the ID number, well you can just wipe that out by using a program that allows you to match the colour of the background the print is on, and conveniently paint over it, with the result looking like it was never there. Such as I did in the below print screens of a PM I sent to myself to prove my theory.
Original sent to me from me. Note the ID number.
Doctored version of the original (above) sent to me from me:
I used the Paint Program. Note the absence of the ID number. Sorry about the size of the photos, Photobucket was being stubborn.
See the difference ? Exact colour match, and voila no PM ID number which appears on all PM's. I am having this confirmed by Rick Bin via email, so you will have to hang on while I wait for him to answer my question as to why DIYguy gets PM's without ID numbers.
There are many more ways to go about showing your supposed PM for what it is, BUT, I have become bored with you for now. If you so desire to dispute my posting, then all you have to do is tell the Kahuna member that PM�d you about me, to make himself known, and relate to me that same info, only this time on the public forum, for all to see, and all to read. That in itself would be proof enough for me or any member of this forum that your PM is not fictitious.
ML, I must say that to go through all that time & effort you have become entangled in the web of boredom.
Get a life.
I'm going fishing.
lol Speaking of fishing, she took the bait hook line and sinker.
(all while pretending, woefully not to care.) Played like a fiddle. (easy)
I didn�t read the rather lengthy post but the pictures were simply fascinating. Im sure a very awesome and cool story was intertwined. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Just the mental image of all the time spent and wheels turning and outrage (all while pretending woefully not to care.) And the ham fisted pounding of the keyboard makes me feel all warm inside knowing she cared so much to devote such effort. Im flattered. Now I feel bad that I didn�t get her anything.
I feel the need to apologize to Miss Lynn for using her as an example and riding her so hard (even though she made it so easy) I can only surmise its due to the slightly higher levels of estrogen than the rest of the �Lets gang up on DIYguy� club that she is so upset and worked up over the interweb. People that take a foody forum on a web chat room ought to be reminded from time to time its just a foody forum on a chat room and nothing but entertainment and should not to be taken so seriously as to invent a fictitious wife and sad children and then pretend to use them as a weapon (who does that?).
Since you seem interested in my wife, you will want to know she is not a well woman and has suffered terribly and is in considerable pain of late including 5 surgeries and is facing another that will no doubt land her in a wheelchair.
Should you be interested in a protracted land war, I will happily oblige. I have the time and talent for it. I find it entertaining (even if not particularly challenging) Your call.