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I am enjoying this thread immensely...
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Campfire Kahuna
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Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians? Look at all the trouble owning Africans caused.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I just want to make my own rimfire ammunition
Something clever here.
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Campfire Oracle
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I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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I was soooooo looking forward to enslaving a couple Canadians on my next trip�..
Would it be OK to enslave just the french ones?
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They invented soap for the unclean.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Campfire Oracle
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I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
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Depends on if she resembles you.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
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Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? I am sooooooo hosed. Ive been wearing glasses since I was two. Im gonna smoke a turd in hell.
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My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
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This is gonna be epic......tag.
Where in the heck is Travis? He always provides great spiritual guidance....
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Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? I am sooooooo hosed. Ive been wearing glasses since I was two. Im gonna smoke a turd in hell. Me too! I have to wear my old man glasses to see the shrimp on my plate clearly.
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Steelie you know the Law was to point people to their need for a Christ, I hope it worked for you.
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Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here? I am sooooooo hosed. Ive been wearing glasses since I was two. Im gonna smoke a turd in hell. So, you admit you approached the alter - before the New Testament. Darn.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Perhaps�but that transgression wont even make the short list...
Last edited by ingwe; 07/23/14. Reason: Had to altar my spelling...
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I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? Sure, as long as the gloves are not made of pigskin. L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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He will smite them all.... This.
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