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Campfire Kahuna
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“Montana seems to me to be what a small boy would think Texas is like from hearing Texans.” John Steinbeck
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I've never met a good one of those. FC
"Every day is a holiday, and every meal is a banquet."
- Mrs. FC
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Campfire Tracker
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Add another Tina to the list. The Ex-wife.
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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Campfire Sage
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How much time we got?
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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I've been waiting for this...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Add another Tina to the list. The Ex-wife. My Ex wasn't crazy, just evil. She made me crazy for a while.
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Campfire Sage
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I've been waiting for this... My fingers would bleed before I got started. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Oracle
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I've been waiting for this... My fingers would bleed before I got started. Travis Flave�yours is too easy. If they would go out with you at all, they're batschitt crazy�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Sage
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Flave�yours is too easy. If they would go out with you at all, they're batschitt crazy�.
Truer words... Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Molon Labe
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Frankly,
I made all women crazy
Snake
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Campfire Tracker
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There's the fun crazy chicks,..and then there's the others.
The ex was one of the others.
Very bright and always played her cards close to her chest. I found that interesting for a long while. But as time wore on, I gradually learned that a man was a means to an end for her,...and once the goal had been realized, she had no further use for them.
That in itself wouldn't have been so bad,...but her method for ridding herself of the no longer needed accessory was to drive it crazy by using her high IQ to construct a never-ending series of devious schemes,...to the extent that it became second nature for her to do so.
Man,...I've been to the mountain top when it comes to "crazy chicks". Her name wasnt Alexandra by chance ? 6 feet tall , blonde, of German and Polish derivation?
.... like tears in the rain
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I dated the girl named Missy. Full blown bat$hit. Built perfect pretty face and was a f'n lunatic. All my friends were like man I can't believe your cutt'n that. The sex was awesome but in the end no sex no matter how awesome or how often was worth putting up with that crazy mother f'r. I don't miss her at all.
Eating fried chicken and watermelon since 1972.
You tell me how I ought to be, yet you don't even know your own sexuality,, the philosopher,,, you know so much about nothing at all. Chuck Schuldiner
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Kelly Bobbi Donna
Kelly was fun crazy...throw your hands in the air and yell wahoo because it will soon be over.
Bobbi couldn't sort reality from fantasy so I had no chance but she defied the laws of gravity by standing upright.
Donna made me wonder if every pair of headlights pointed in my direction straddled a grill with my name on it. Found out later that she had been committed which only reinforced my worries.
What would Porter Rockwell do?
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Campfire Ranger
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gretchen couldn't figure out anything in life, and made me nuts
erika slept with my best friend. who obviously wasn't my best friend.
cynthia- just run of the mill batschit crazy.
Misty- owned all kinds of daggers and swords and weird schit- was into the occult- but wow what sexual energy!
angela- actually WAS medically found to be crazy. scary.
hmm. maybe i don't pick 'em so well lol
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There was Debbie....Never date a woman whose been married five times!
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Until I bumped one up I never bothered to get to know any of them; only wanted one thing. I'm pretty sure most of them felt the same about me.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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There was Debbie....Never date a woman whose been married five times! Like throwing a 2X4 down a hallway ??
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May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May you stay......Forever young
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