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Teacher: What is five times two?
No response
Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot.
Student: Twelve.
Teacher: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Southpark the movie.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Just go man.
Those your ski's? Both of em?
Dumb and dumber.
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Pulp Mutha-f*ckin' Fiction!
"What?! Say what again!"
"What?"
BANG
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Pulp Fiction.
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"You'll shoot your eye out!"
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Isn't the name "A Christmas Story?"
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Sort of a Spoiler alert: Check out Nick Fury's (played by Samuel L. Jackson) gravestone at the end of the latest Captain America movie, note the quotation on it...
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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Isn't the name "A Christmas Story?"
That's it.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away."
"No, this is a stolen 4-Cylinder Ford Coupe."
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right!
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"Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever."
"I ain't gonna spit on my whole life."
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"Water's wet, the sky is blue and women have secrets."
And
"Spilled my warm cup of piss." Last Boyscout
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Fleshy headed mutant, are you friendly?
No way, eh! The destruction of civilization has made me an enemy to all mankind.
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"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care."
There is no way to coexist no matter how many bumper stickers there are on Subaru bumpers!
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"Chicks dig me, cause I rarely wear underwear, and if I do, its usually something outrageous"
"Lee Harvey, YOU ARE A MAD MAN! When you stole that cow, and your friend try to make it with the cow? I wannna party with you mister"
Stripes.
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"It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care." Office Space... Hey Peter! Watch out for the cornhole!
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"Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever."
"I ain't gonna spit on my whole life." Monte Walsh
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I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right! I'll say The Untouchables
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
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I have foresworn myself. I have broken every law I have sworn to uphold, I have become what I beheld and I am content that I have done right! I'll say The Untouchables Bingo!
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Methane cometh from pigshit.
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