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The Executive Committee of the National Democratic Committee announced today that starting in January 2015, the organization would be known as the Socialist Democratic Committee. Spokesperson and Chairwoman, Debbie Wasserman Shultz said, �this was a change that has been a long time in the making.� �We have been considering changing the name to better reflect our goals and show solidarity with our brothers in Europe and it seemed like the time was right to implement the change.�

It is felt that the name change will make younger voters and illegals feel more at home and less confused about party affiliation. For many years the term Socialist, had a negative �feel� to it because of the failed Soviet Union, but now polls show that most voters are young enough that they don�t remember what the Soviet Union was. As for Illegals, many of them will vote and most come from countries where the term is looked on as something good, not evil.

�We want to reeducate young people as to what the name really stands for, Free Food, Health Care, Phones, and Education. Of course free housing and transportation are every ones right. We don�t want people to think that they have to work to have a good life. The Constitution mandates that we all have a right to be happy and should not have to do anything that infringes on that right.� Ms. Wasserman Shultz said.

When asked where the money to pay for such programs would come from, Ms. Wasserman Shultz replied �that would not be a problem.� �You see, some people work because they like to, as a result they make money. Some make a great deal more money than they need. It is the mandate of Government to take that excess income, and disperse it among those that don�t make as much.�

She went on to say �Under a Socialist Democrat system, the term profit will be changed to �Excess Income� and since it is income in excess of what the person needs to maintain a government defined standard, it will be confiscated and disbursed among the persons that have not been as lucky in life or just don�t like to work.�

The Executive Committee believes after two terms of Barrack Obama, the country is ready to accept socialist values and ideals as a new norm. The future presidential candidate will in all likelihood be noted socialist Hillary Clinton, who tried to give us the first version of Obamacare back in the mid 90�s and is said to have several changes in mind for our economic system. It just seems like the proper time since we already have over 50% of the populating receiving a check of some type from the government, and the lowest percentage of the population employed since the great depression. Over 92 million of our citizens or 1/3 of the populating is not currently working and such a change would benefit them the most. Because of the prolonged low employment numbers people have gotten used to doing with less so they will not be unhappy when it becomes a permanent part of life.

I would like to hear SAcharlie or northwestalaska's response to this, but I suppose they are out celebrating.

Snaggletooth Schultz isn't sitting too good in the DNC or whatever name du jour. Looks like she isn't long for her post other than to be blamed for the midterm losses - if they occur.
They might as well shorten it to Socialist Committee and leave out "Democrat".

Why would anyone expect comments on a fantasy story?

Do you REALLY think this is real?

If so , you need serious help

Link?

Oh by the way, old Snaggletooth has a net worth of negative $1.1M. Its obvious she has "skills" managing money. She can't manage her own, but is willing to try it with yours!


http://hotair.com/greenroom/archive...ltz-saddled-with-major-credit-card-debt/

And here:


http://www.rollcall.com/news/10_poorest_members_of_congress_owe_big-227786-1.html

Yes, its all here, written in satire, but not far from the truth. No need for mental health workers.


http://universalfreepress.com/democrat-party-announces-name-change/

likely pole smokin' each other.

The fact that someone asked for a link kinda goes to show that this has been expected for quite some time.

Doesn't surprise me one bit as the National Platform going back to their National Convention in Chicago back in 1968 has been nothing but a mirror image of American Communist Party Manifesto.

Sounds to me like Kreuchev (SP) was right back in the early Sixties when he pounded his shoe on the desk on the UN Floor and made the statement the only way the Communist could take control of this country was from within.

Don't look now folks but we are well on our way for his prophesy coming true. They have taken control of the Democratic Party.

Bump

LOL
Y'all are still getting your panties in a wad over a FAKE story

It'd be interesting to see whether such a name change gains more young voters' votes than it loses older voters' votes.

Would anyone have a list of all the good things democrats have done for the country in the last 40 years?

I do.

I'll post that list below.




















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there are no dhimmicrat patriots, and no dhimmicrats that support the Constitution. All are enemies of America.
My mantra has always been: all dhimmicrats are liberals. All liberals are socialists. All socialists are progressives, and all progressives are but nascent communists, that as yet don't have the power to send your azz to the gulag. They are working hard on that though.

And to think there are people who think these clowns can run our personal finances better than we can.

DITTOS! I renumber seeing and hearing that speech.

Not fake really. The author says it's political satire based on truthful real facts.

its a true story ...since 2008 for sure! >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUyqqxaZTQ