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Originally Posted by tex_n_cal
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we only used a coffe can full to launch this 120 lb pig.



Wonder how high you could lift a heifer with a gallon......

With the right wind drift......... who knows where she'd land.

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After one herd of pigs destroyed a feeder on my lease, I keep thinking maybe a couple pounds of tannerite, in a container surrounded by buckshot, would be the perfect way to eradicate them with one shot.

Not sure the landowner would approve, however. blush



Coukd you mix the tannerite into the feed, and say put it on the ground, concentrated enough to make one of those oinkers a walking blood bomb?....imagine shooting that pig


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Originally Posted by gitem_12
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we only used a coffe can full to launch this 120 lb pig.



Wonder how high you could lift a heifer with a gallon......

With the right wind drift......... who knows where she'd land.

JAFO,


GWB



After one herd of pigs destroyed a feeder on my lease, I keep thinking maybe a couple pounds of tannerite, in a container surrounded by buckshot, would be the perfect way to eradicate them with one shot.

Not sure the landowner would approve, however. blush



Coukd you mix the tannerite into the feed, and say put it on the ground, concentrated enough to make one of those oinkers a walking blood bomb?....imagine shooting that pig


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It's apparently a NJ thing.
I have somewhat the same problems with my NJ neighbors.
I have had to tell them on numerous occasions-"stay off of my property[your Airedale too] and you'll never be in danger. And that I don't care that your dog get's extremely ill every deer season due to gorging himself on carcasses that we dispose of on OUR PROPERTY" whistle


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Believe me NJ doesn't hold the exclusive rights. There are only four households living on the ridge I do and one wins the azzhole of the neighborhood award every yr. As the saying goes "There's one in every neighberhood".

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F'n Yankees.


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>Folks who immigrate to a new place should get along or get out. That's as true now as it was 100 years ago at Ellis island.

^^^ This!

You don't like how we do things here? Then don't come here.

Here are a few additional things for immigrants to keep in mind:
1.) We never sent an invitation asking you to move here.
2.) We don't care how things were done, wherever you come from. If we wanted things that way we'd move there.
3.) You say you moved here to escape the crap but it's likely that you're part of the crap.
4.) Others have moved here and fit in just fine. You're the problem.

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Originally Posted by gitem_12
Supposedly he is going to have his attorney draw up a cease and decist letter.




Shoot it and mail it back to him.


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Originally Posted by Raeford
It's apparently a NJ thing.
I have somewhat the same problems with my NJ neighbors.
I have had to tell them on numerous occasions-"stay off of my property[your Airedale too] and you'll never be in danger. And that I don't care that your dog get's extremely ill every deer season due to gorging himself on carcasses that we dispose of on OUR PROPERTY" whistle

i just finished watching about two years worth of episodes of justified. It is my impression that everyone in appalachia has a remington 870 shotgun, or a double barrel. And there are a LOT of bordered up mine shafts. I would think it would not be advisable to move into the area with a yankee accent and start telling people what to do. Probably unhealthy.


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Originally Posted by CrimsonTide
I applaud your restraint in avoiding violence.

But that's exactly the problem. Not enough azzholes getting their azz kicked because the popo will arrest those who do so. Bit of irony there, perhaps.


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Originally Posted by RoninPhx
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It's apparently a NJ thing.
I have somewhat the same problems with my NJ neighbors.
I have had to tell them on numerous occasions-"stay off of my property[your Airedale too] and you'll never be in danger. And that I don't care that your dog get's extremely ill every deer season due to gorging himself on carcasses that we dispose of on OUR PROPERTY" whistle

i just finished watching about two years worth of episodes of justified. It is my impression that everyone in appalachia has a remington 870 shotgun, or a double barrel. And there are a LOT of bordered up mine shafts. I would think it would not be advisable to move into the area with a yankee accent and start telling people what to do. Probably unhealthy.


I can find a way to get along with most anyone[Yankees included]. But when I hear the male from Jersey yelling at the top of his lungs" I should call the Sheriff's dept about all of the deer carcasses" I'm thinking, go ahead I've got check forms for every one of them. I'm thinking this as I'm finding & preparing to go up the property line and double up my "Posted" signs.


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Originally Posted by gitem_12
This guy is a puoc school teacher from some ritzy suburb in Jersey, He's been given all the notice he is going to get. i played nice this time, all he got was a citation. Next time i'm just going to drag his ass off my property by his fugging hair


Have him cited for littering your place with teeth. shocked


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I've never understood the mindset of someone who would approach someone who is firing a gun and tell them what to do?!

If I was in the situation I'd try to have the piece of mind to tell him that right now I'm being a nice neighbor, but if you tell me how to use my land I'll become a serious a-hole and regret having come onto my land to tell me what I can and can't do.

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I got one the next house down the street, he's a real douche. Not from jersey though. He's from florida. I have been to florida twice and never met a dik but nearly every floridian I have met here has been a douche big enuff to cleanse a whale's vagina. He's got one strike against him, two more I'm gonna break his jaw. I don't want to but that's up to him.

Bad neighbors suck. Hope all works out without you having to bitchslap him.

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Originally Posted by RickyD
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I applaud your restraint in avoiding violence.

But that's exactly the problem. Not enough azzholes getting their azz kicked because the popo will arrest those who do so. Bit of irony there, perhaps.



I agree completely. Our society would be so much more polite if people knew that they might end up with a fat lip or a black eye if they let their mouth run off too far.


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Originally Posted by seal_billy
He's got one strike against him, two more I'm gonna break his jaw. I don't want to but that's up to him.



Now, you see? That seems perfectly reasonable to me.


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The lady from Jersey feared that the cows would maul her children. That is a good one.

My mom lived in Atlanta. I built her a log cabin way out in the country in North Georgia.
I went over for a visit, she had been there about a year. We were sitting on the porch, we could hear some gunshots about 1/2 mile away.
My mom got upset, she said there was too much shooting and she wanted to call the sheriff on these people. She said she never heard any gunfire in suburban Atlanta.

I told her "These people" are the sheriff. Cops like to shoot off of their back porch, just like civilians.
I asked mom when was the last home invasion in Lumpkin County. She had never heard of one.
I told her that all that gunfire is the reason why. The bad guys know that everybody is armed, and nobody is going to kick in a door when they know somebody is at home in Lumpkin County.

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I am fortunate and have zero issues with my neighbors, most of whom are retired military officers.


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Originally Posted by KFWA
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LOL, it's all in the attitude adjustment department, I was about 18 and driving for Gramps in his pickup one night after an auction, back in those days most cars had four headlights.

This car behind us had been running their bright lights for several miles, we were approaching an old narrow bridge, Gramps said straddle the bridge and nose it over hard on your side and stop!!!!!

Paps got out, [as did I,] walked back and shot out two of the mans car headlights with a revolver, I've never seen before or since a man waving and smiling and thanking you for shooting out his headlights.

Guess the driver was happy he wasn't shot too, all in the attitude adjustment, gratitude can surface at the strangest times. lol

Gramps pointed back down the road, the man turned around and drove off the other way, when he was outta sight, Gramps said, let's go home Stoney. smile


my old man had that mentality too. That also included some unfortunate lapses in judgement - like waking up married to a woman you never met before after an all night bender and hitting a cop with his belt buckle (which resulted in 2 cops Rodney Kinging his ass and a couple of nights in the pokey). Near the end of his life he had no tolerance for people driving slow in front of him, and on one occasion I was with him, he "helped" the driver in front of him complete a turn with his bumper.


You're exactly right, times have changed indeed, rural Arkansas 1981 it aint anymore. grin


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