Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Black bear eats Northern California man who died of heart attack

Oh crap that is TFF. Thought I wouldn't catch my breath

You talking about a lame azzed charge that was beaten into RAGS, and DISMISSED in court,....one that involved dealing with an arson threat from a child molesting squatter ?

Chit, come to think of it,... you REMIND me of that cowardly azzwhole.

Open book, would be TICKLED to relate that yarn, and there are a coupla' MEMBERS Of this board that sat in the Courtroom that day with me.

Lame chit sniffing around a man's back trail, you lying POS.

GTC

Hit a nerve desert gnome? Go hit the bottle some more for the shakes.

General question,.....

.....Anybody here ever actually MET this OkOk individual ?

GTC

you sir are a god damn fruitcake, go put some Rogaine on your balls so it doesnt look like an old depleted spiders nest ya shriveld up [bleep].......

You are a liar, and a pest, and more than likely, a little girl.

KNOWN as that here, too.

Interested in my balls,...good grief.

GTC

Besides you're still pissed I didn't call you when you were all freaked out about AKBUSHRAT... I didn't want to get involved in your paranoia drama B.S. Member that sugar?

nice deflection Nancy.....answer the question.

Actually SEVERAL folks here will remember EXTREMELY disturbing posts from that AkBR person,....alluding to captive minors being tortured in motel rooms somewhere close to here. Yes, we were INDEED freaked out, and IIRC you were slithering around the outer periphery of that dog and pony show.

You now saying you were involved in that with him ?

Not surprised.

GTC

.....Anybody here ever actually MET this OkOk individual ?

GTC

I guess playing dead isn't so effective?

Seek help crossdresser.

As to the article and some questions, I have a few thoughts.

One, it doesn't actually say the bear ate the whole body. There could easily be enough left over to rule heart attack. Even enzymes in the blood can lead to that "guess." Then again, the poor old fella may have had a heart attack when the bear attacked him...

Two, the bear would probably be euthanized for a few reasons. He has now acquired a taste for human flesh, and may seek it out. He has now probably learned that human dwellings are a source of abundant food. And just to be certain that the bear didn't cause the death itself and cause more.

Just my thoughts. There's plenty black bears to go around.

Ok. Now back to the chit talking.

The statement lists the things they used to identify him

It doesn't say that is all they found

Other body parts wouldn't be too useful for identification purposes without tattoos or birthmarks

They know it happened in the last week to 10 days ago because he was seen on the 8th

They could probably tell if the wounds from the bear were postmortem, and he may have had a history of heart problems

Though my gut tells me that you're chick from the 8th or 9th grade, well into your development as some sorta' weird dominatrix scenario, I'll acknowledge that there's an outside chance that you are actually of male gender.

If that is the case, and you were ever to speak to any NUMBER of Campfire characters it's my pleasure to know, it is YOU that would be seeking help, Boyo,....at a hospital emergency room.

Now why don't you give "Leslie" a call, and go meet her down at Target, Dipchit.

GTC

�Lord, if you can't help me, please don't you help that bear!�

Worms been eating human body's for thousands of years and not a peep from Jack, but let one Bear stumble on some free protein and ol Caribu's out for blood.

Personally, I could give a chit if a critter eats my body as long as they wait until I'm done with it.