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It's opening day of ML season in NC this weekend. They can't shoot on Sundays, so Saturday is it.
However, his lovely bride turns 29 (again) EARLY next week. Turning 29 (again) only happens once, right?
I have suggested that he take her to the Outer Banks this weekend.
What say you?
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Take her hunting on Saturday, then order out, and stay home for Sunday.
Sam......
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America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Official member of "The Clan of Turd-like People"
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
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Bob, perhaps you should invite them both up for the weekend and a football game each day? Perhaps have his wife go shopping with yours?
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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He can hunt Sunday here...thank goodness for small miracles.
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails. William Arthur Ward
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason. I'm sure its personal and not professional.
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Saturday is going to be a wash out here, steady rain all day. So take the high road and spend time with your lovely - and prove to her that she is the most important thing in your world.
Then call in sick all next week like I am doing.
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason. I'm sure its personal and not professional. Likely. "Girls night out" on Monday?
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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She was thinking of designing a sunroom, and I'm sure she needed a metrosexual touch.
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason. I'm sure its personal and not professional. Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any?
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She was thinking of designing a sunroom, and I'm sure she needed a metrosexual touch. being a woman's 'gay buddy' is fine... if you're gay... Kent
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Go huntin'!!! Her birthday is next week. Go hunting agaibn on that day. Show her who's boss. Have her wash yer shirt and make you a sammich.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Some states still have those Blue Laws?
Bad deal.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Here in the Bible belt the Baptists try to ride roughshod.
They don't want you taking a drink on Sunday, but they will blow the doors off the church at 12:01 to get out and light up a smoke.
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Go huntin'!!! Her birthday is next week. Go hunting agaibn on that day. Show her who's boss. Have her wash yer shirt and make you a sammich. Then throw another log on the fire, cook him up some bacon and some beans. Go out to the car, lift it up and change the tire. Wash his socks and sew his old blue jeans. .....Then find him a REALLY good attorney.
Old Fishermen never die, we just get reel tired.
May you build a ladder to the stars and climb on every rung. May you stay......Forever young
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason. I'm sure its personal and not professional. Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any? To sight in his rifles?
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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I'd go hunting were I him. His wife has an appointment with me on Monday...for some reason. I'm sure its personal and not professional. Really? Can you honestly come up with a reason that anyone would visit Bob for a personal reason? Any? To sight in his rifles? She is a better shot.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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"To sight in his rifles?"
Breed to one of his Yorkies?
[this could get to be a fun guessing game]
Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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