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I love it when you're all in "rare form". Very humorous. No, this is serious. There is no telling where he would have bit the dog if he had two or three beers... I saw at least four beer cans and five SPAM cans fly out of the Boyota on the way past Bob's house. It's not a passion. Its an obsession.
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Yeah, if Flave beat the dog for pissing on the rims of the Boyota, I'm gonna call PETA on him.
I used my dong. So, it wasn't much of a beating. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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No, this is serious.
There is no telling where he would have bit the dog if he had two or three beers...
When he was a puppy he thought it was cute to run after some calves. A right hook to his head made his legs more than a little wobbly. Out came the LCR, a solid leg against the throat ensured I'd have proper shot placement. (provided I had the right ammo) Then I remembered how much he cost. So I bought a shock collar instead. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That's how I demonstrate that I am the Alpha.
Worked on my kids, so I tried it on the dog. I see no reason to stop.
Travis ![[Linked Image]](http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac359/kingofpariahs/grizz.jpg)
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Jeebus-
That fella is in rough shape.
You pass him on the way to the range, Shrap?
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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I remember that night. That was one of the strangest strippers I'd ever met. Things healed nicely by the way. Thanks for asking. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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At least she left the wee-jiggly intact.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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At least she left the wee-jiggly intact. It needed resuscitation. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Anesthesia, now you know the rest of the story...
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It's a powerful thing.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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GLOCK! GLOCK! GLOCK!
That always cracks me up.
GFY.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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This is The truck when Travis got here. Megan and his daughter, Pepper, rode all the way from Havre, in severe conditions, under that tarp, while Travis and jis egg-sucking dog road up front with the heater. I have slapped him a few times, but for this I actually slugged him. People won't believe this, but it is true... ![[Linked Image]](http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee202/bridgershooters/shooting/PDI2014x.jpg) I have had no trouble believing (and enjoying)every part of this story so far. Carry on, I'm sure many other nefarious deeds were committed by this man that need to be brought to light so that we can all be properly amused horrified.
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GLOCK! GLOCK! GLOCK!
That always cracks me up.
GFY. The dog thought it was funny too. (not really) GFY. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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That's how I demonstrate that I am the Alpha.
Worked on my kids, so I tried it on the dog. I see no reason to stop.
Travis I pea on the corners of the furniture. Seems to get the message across.
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LOL
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Well, pretty obvious that Shrap's a heck of a good guy. Kudos.
Travis, we've all been there. Shrug it off, Schitt happens. I remember this one time at band camp.....no, um, hunting camp. Went down the hill (big hill!) after a caribou. Aim, safety off...click! Fugg! Had a bunch of rounds with bad primers. Caribou gets away and about that time my stomach starts to gurgle. Did I have my pack or even my fanny pack with "supplies"? Hell no, was just gonna wack the caribou and have the guys come pick me up (rule was if you killed something you got a ride back to camp, no kill you walked back up "the hill." Had to walk back to camp with no caribou and only half of a tee-shirt! Schitt REALLY does happen! Don't feel bad. Gruff straight schit his pants walking down a sidewalk in Havre. He really mastered the duck walk that night. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I pea on the corners of the furniture. Seems to get the message across.
I'd consider that. If I lived in a trailer. And bought my furniture at IKEA. But I don't, so GFY. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I just have one question. If the gun didn't fire, then how was it your first elk?
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I pea on the corners of the furniture. Seems to get the message across.
I'd consider that. If I lived in a trailer. And bought my furniture at IKEA. But I don't, so GFY. Travis Hey pal, don't get all high and mighty with me, I've seen photos of your Toyota. And your make believe wife and little bitty baby. Poser.
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I just have one question. If the gun didn't fire, then how was it your first elk? You need to update your location to read: "Oregon." Thanks, Moderator
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Hey pal, don't get all high and mighty with me, I've seen photos of your Toyota.
1980 4X4 Longbed You gals can dream, but it's all mine. Travis
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