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When she stands in front of the mirror, you stand behind her with your hands on the counter (one on each side of her), if she allows that for more than 1 second, hit the lights and hang on, I'd bet a case of doughnuts she is a freak !

Probably the only way to cool her off is a wedding ring !

She'd be getting chastised for missing all this good humping she's getting right now for the last 15 years. (grin)

Teal,
Don't let these guys pressure you into anything bud.I applaud you for not trying to rush it.

Better to have her forever and have years of sex,than only have sex with her once (or just get turned down).

Play it safe and try to push the jackass BF out of the picture.If a confrontation occurs,don't hesitate to kick his ass.She'll like that,espically if he's on her bad side.Make sure he makes the first move though,otherwise you'll be in jail and the only sex you'll be having will be with some guy named Steve from cell block D.

Don't rush it,but also don't take it to slow.I've done both and it's cost me,big time.Somewhere inbetween is just right.You're an intell guy,so you should be able to tell.

All these guy's here (including me)are playing Monday morning quarterback,so don't listen to us.Just do what you think is right,in your heart,and you won't be disapointed.In the end,at least you'll be able to say you tried.Like the saying says-"It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."

Unless you get an STD though.

WB.

I doubt she went without if she is memorable after 15 years.........

She will probably remember the guy who chickened out in another 15 years too !

that's an instant classic

So where are we at...

Did TEAL pull any wool?..........................

only his own ...

I just hope Teal has a H3LL of a sense of humor with all the crap I'm tossing him, and I hope noone tells me a sob story about his sad little life to make me feel guilty, I'm a terrible sucker for that !

same here... it's all in fun ... perhaps it will serve as motivation to get him off the second ladder?

Yeah,I have to say,there's something strange there.All alone,just the two of them in the house..........come on.

Only woman I have ever been in the bathroom with while she was doing her makeup was my mother.Ya'll are probably the same way,other than maybe your wives or girlfriends.

I can't imagine a woman "friend" inviting a guy into her bathroom with her,for anything other than sex.Either that or she is just absolutley not sexualy intimated by him,or really cool.REALLY cool.

What's next-have him be in the bedroom while she gets into her bra and panties?I'm up for that!Take some pictures for us Teal. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

WB.

You know I hear Teal lost a puppy when he was 8 and...............................................................

The only way he could get over it was by choking his chicken, he only needs women to make the rooster crow, he can get by just fine wringing it's neck on his own.

Now don't you feel like a Richard Cranium?


BTW Teal, just kidding pard, be my luck you lost a puppy when you were 8.

But I ain't kidding bout this, the meek may inherit the earth, but for my money they don't get laid much during the wait.

No way of knowing for sure, but I'd be willing to raise WGM's bet from donuts to a case of beer, that some dude that ain't shy is banging the chit outa her right about now, and doesn't even know how thankful he should be for a boyfriend that's got no spark and lives a long ways away and the guy that is patiently waiting.

Not meant as a slam bud at all so hope you won't take it that way.

But hunting is hunting no matter the game, there's a time to be patient and sit and wait and there's a time to go hard.

Guys that bag the trophies most often know how to do both and just as importantly know when to do them.

I hope you didn't just let a trophy go over the hill while you were figuring wind direction, adjusting your pack, putting your raingear away and making sure your scope cover was on, only to let some other hunter bag it.

Good luck to ya bud, but for God's sake don't waste the luck that comes your way.

He was probably relating to her the ultimate risks of electric appliances near water, you know, hair dryers and such.........
<wink>

Teal, Did she have any stories about "band camp" ?

Something ain't right about this thread. His approach is....well....too fe'''male.....and it smells funny. Almost like a "spoof" of sorts....but I don't buy the gig.

HoundGirl

Guys - signed on to get some resume's for the am.

As to the party in the head -- Maybe its a generational thing but people of my age group - we don't get all excited over seeing a chicks ankles.

Being in the bathroom while - she does her hair and eyes - ain't no thing. I am far from a womanizer but to people my age - that's nothing, its right up there with grocery shopping. Heck I was 13 and helping women pick out pj's. I mean all we are talking bout is a curling iron and mascara.

Now if she was gonna take a shower and asked me to talk thru the curtain - I wouln't a bothered getting nekid and I woulda shown up at the party soaked.

I drank my fill of beer, Fri and Sat and had a great time. Read the sign and am willing to stay on the trail a bit longer. I will prob be back down her way at the end of Aug for sure. (bonus - multiple targets of oppertunity at the party. - always have a second stand location should the wind go sour <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />)

But if you lead a man into the bathroom to touch-up your makeup, you will not be surprized if he knows what you raelly want, right ?

Houndgirl -- what do you mean "too female" - the fact I don't simply hit her over a head with a club and drag her back to the cave is throwing you off?

Acc - I see you working - but in defense I did show up over an hour early. Wasn't a bait - near as I could tell.

What is this Russia! You got ask yourself what would Larry the Cable Guy do? Get with the program man. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />