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My bet: this is some sort of spoof....some sort of joke....cuz something just ain't right about all this chit<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />!

My last words...lol...

HoundGirl

Go all Houndgirl on you.


kinda got a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

Teal I hope this is all a spoof

Maybe you Navy men have to much of a gentle approach to this matter.

An Army man woulda had it goin cave man style

Shoulda been on that faster than a Fat Man on a box of Crispy Cremes

Teal, this has been an entertaining topic for sure and you have taken some good natured ribbing, but after reading all of your remarks, the word "Puppy" comes to mind.

Teal ...

I've been kinda dancing around this whole time, hinting at the obvious, but since you can't see it, and nobody has really laid it out as simply as it should have been, here, let me do you the favor ...

This is NOT about a one night stand kinda thing ... This is not a juvenile date-sex thing where you're both too immature to deal with it (or are you?) ... This is not a "did ya get some" kinda thing because you might not have had sex in a long time ...

This is a VERY simple situation of two adults that always had a thing for each other ... and the woman asked you to spend the weekend at her house, despite the fact she's got a "boyfriend" ...

I'm not saying you should have arrived on Friday afternoon, rang the doorbell, and when she answered, throw her on the floor and ravage her (although, that would be my first choice) ... But I will absolutely guarantee you, that by the end of the weekend, I would have at the very least, made several strong sexual advances towards her ... and I will guarantee you even futher that she was wanting and expecting you to make these strong sexual advances ...

women know we are pigs, but they have come to expect certain behaviours from men who are attracted to them ... and while playing "mr. nice guy" might look good on paper, it kills the deal everytime, and I mean EVERY time ...

Buddy ... after this weekend, I'm certain she's wondering what the hell happened, that she didn't turn you on enough for you to even try to coax her into the sack, and maybe give her the chance to deny you ... I'm sure she's thinking you're probably not that interested, because if you're a red blooded american hetero male, and you two are that attracted to each other (physically and intellectually) then you would have made some advances after the 'other' weekend where you rekindled the old feelings with each other ...

Sorry man, but you missed at least one of the boats, if not THE boat ... But I'm sure you'll remain great "friends" ...

Well Teal, ya did one thing right. You were yerself; as inept, overly wordy, and blatantly needy as that might have been.

Whether that will all play with her I dunno, I expect not, but there ain't no rules really.

Thirteen years ago... high school? Just 'cause WE fixate on someone don't mean they fixate on us. I'm thinking you have all this imagery built up in your head that she ain't necessarily a party to.

As for the not making a move/getting laid thing I ain't gonna rag on ya. Women come and go, sometimes ya end up in the sack, sometimes ya dont. Sometimes you can end up in the sack and be sorta wishing you weren't, even if she is pretty. Doesn't matter, by and by your schlong will get dipped again, somewhere.

If _I_ had been on the scene as your adviser I woulda told you this: First off, show up with your OWN rental car next time so you don't need to get driven anywhere. The convoy to her place while the boyfriend followed behind sounds bizarre, and didn't put you in a place where you needed to be.

Second, don't get drunk next time, which is not to say don't be at the party. Think of it as your job is to make everyone else feel at ease, and pick and choose your comments accordingly.

Third: STAY THE F&&K OUT OF HER MEDICINE CABINET. She's a grown woman, she can have whips, chains, strap ons, and a list of clients in there if she wants. Her business, not yours, until such time as she invites you into her personal affairs.

I'm wondering if she had you in the bathroom while she did her makeup because she heard you going through her cabinets. What was going to be next, her underwear drawer?

Now get thee to college to work on that income bracket (Ha! Like _I_ should talk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />). You WILL meet women, there's tons of 'em there.

Birdwatcher

It's not the boat you need to look for it is the little man in the boat. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

As Rush would say,"Ditto".

WB.

Amen.

Having to have her tote you around,with him following you,is just awkward.You should have had your own rent-a-car.Come on.Your an adult here,not a student.You don't need your buddies to "give you a lift".What's next,you're going to call your parent's to give you a ride to the prom?

And gettin drunk ain't a good idea when tryin to pick up chicks.Never.Ever.As good lookin and witty as you may think you are,you get uglier and considerably dumber the more you drink.You may become a karate master and invisable,but handsome and smart you will not be.

WB.

Ok - you may be missing the point - I HAD my own vehicle and we rode together to the party in my vehicle. The fact she still went home from the party in my ride and not the bf so we could still talk was what I was saying. I was sober enough to drive and I am a happy drunk. When drunk I tend to play darts poorly (sober too) and buy shots for people I hardly know - thats the extent.

As to not making a strong advance - you do not know me nor her nor our relationship - I can GUARENTEE not going agressive was the better choice - KNOWING her.

I did not go thru her crap - like I said, I sat there as she did her thing, I looked around - they place was not super clean - leads me to believe she wasn't just hiding BF items so I wouldn't see them otherwise she woulda picked up other crap. I didn't see them therefore they didn't exist. We are close enough and friendly enough that someone having a dirty place isn't a concern and I wouldn't necessarily clean as a rule when she stops by my place. I doubt she would be worried if I saw her BF's razor.

As to the army vs Navy thing. I'll tell you what my RDC told me when asked why he joined the USN. "I never heard an airman/soldier or marine brag about all the p***y he got, its F*** like a sailor, swear like a sailor and drink like a sailor for a reason".

I and she has never been shy about drinking around eachother -- I have cleaned up her messes and she has seen mine. ( I clean my own -- can't ask someone else to do that) I am not worried about being drunk in front of her. Jezus its not like I would have to win her or convince her who I am - she knows it - what is/would and may be going on is feeling out the particluars of how the relationship could be taken to the next level. Laying those rules out. There is no need for dating or anything.

Best analogy I can think of would be being married to someone for 15 years and then suddenly deciding to swing. Methingks you would approach that carefully as to get the rules and expectations right so as not to make a mess.

When you go to college, here's hoping you don't just eat the pages. (grin)

Teal:

All kidding aside, for just a moment ...

I understand what you mean, and yah, you and her know each other better than I do, so I can't truly be telling you what is or is not in your relationship ... But what I can tell you is that from everything you posted before, the two of you seem to know each other pretty well, so all this "talking to figure things out" sounds like a lot of floundering on your part ... If you two are that secure in your relationship, and both are attracted to each other, then what's left to talk about? I just don't understand, and from the sounds of it, most of the other people here don't quite understand it either ...

I know you said something about a divorce or something, and still sorting things out with that before "moving on" ...??? Still not sure how that's an issue if the ball is already rolling on the divorce thing ...

I still dunno on the college thing - I am too old to sit in some class with a professor who has never lived in the real world telling me how Chaucer applies to my daily life. Tried it once - and I almost got up and smacked him.

While I am older and more mature now -- college - I dunno - I would be what 34 or 35 by the time I am done? I know others have done it but I am of the opinion that college is NOT for everyone, nevermind what the guidance counselors think.

EXACTLY. Look at it from her perspective -- an old friend comes to you with the "lets give it the old college try" and you see a dear friend in the middle of a divorce. His life is a mess right now. New civilian, divorce going on, child ect. May want to take things a bit slow.

I thik as to the talking - neither one of us wants to make it weird or not do the due diligance.

When you build a house - you still make sure to get the foundation correct - no matter how long you have owned the land. Can't just throw up the shack and expect it to work (although when I was in San Antonio - KB homes seemed to be trying to do just that <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> )

I consider it a good situation and this aint my first rodeo. As this does seem to be the major talk of the campfire -- I can keep you informed to any breaking developements in the future. You peeping toms neeed your fix and I understand that. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

My advice, since you asked for it (grin) is to go to college, put yourself through it by working nights as a deejay at a strip club.

Hopefully between homework, classes and uh nightlife you will be too tired to let the ramblings of a guy in a tweed jacket upset you as he desperately tries to say something provocative and stimulating to his current flock of sheeple.

You're gonna be 34 or 35 someday anyway (only one other choice, and it ain't a good one) but you get the choice of whether you will turn that age with a degree or without.


If you insist on chasing women of several income tax brackets up from you, you either gotta get a degree or make mucho bucks doing something, otherwise she won't be able to show you off to her friends and you'll be a fling (if you make that, grin) more than likely.

Just my take on it.

well ... if it makes you feel any better, I think you should have rocked her world ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

You ALL have missed the 64 million dollar question.

I'll give you the answer - yes 2 seats on the 40 yard line (IIRC) wayyy up at the top.

I wish I knew what the question was, cuz that answer could be good ... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />