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Campfire Oracle
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Beer, Jeff. I meant beer!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Regular
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All women think of Chuck Norris while having sex. It doesn't bother the men because they are thinking of Chuck Norris too.
I don't eat anything that didn't have a mother.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Beer, Jeff. I meant beer! XX leads to XXX... I prefer amber XX...but not amber XXX.... LOL
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire Outfitter
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The clarity of his insight is beyond reproach. He should be cranking out mommy porn for the frustrated masses over at www.forwomen.org. I am not sure what is worse, that kind of site actually existing and women actually spending time on it, or you knowing about it in the first place 
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Campfire Outfitter
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All women think of Chuck Norris while having sex. Not in this or the next lifetime ! 
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Campfire Ranger
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If I was a younger single guy, I'd be at the late shows like it was a Tom Jones concert. Like trolling after ladies night at a strip club.  Who needs a steenking movie? I'm going to set up a whips and chains booth out front... I'll be rich I tell you... Kent
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Campfire Regular
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All women think of Chuck Norris while having sex. Not in this or the next lifetime ! ![[Linked Image]](http://media.giphy.com/media/12C2CDpU2aT5jG/giphy.gif)
I don't eat anything that didn't have a mother.
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Campfire Outfitter
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The clarity of his insight is beyond reproach. He should be cranking out mommy porn for the frustrated masses over at www.forwomen.org. I am not sure what is worse, that kind of site actually existing and women actually spending time on it, or you knowing about it in the first place Know your enemy.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Damn few, but what's new pussycat? Is Tom Jones really Doc Rocket or a Dos Equis drinker? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.tomjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tom_Jones-copy.jpg) I dunno, but I took off my underwear and threw it at the screen.....
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Obviously.
45 Hot wings for lunch and Tom Jones.....
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Campfire Ranger
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Shades of Brown..... The sequel.
100% 80%'ers.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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It still won't gross as much as 50 Shades of Sasha Gray.....and believe me, I mean gross........
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Campfire Ranger
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She's just going through a phase. I'm sure she'll turn out to be a nice girl.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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That girls had more DNA run through her than the LAPD crime lab.
At least she is committed to her job.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Dude one to dude two wait'n outside the movie theater...
'Hey, check her out'
'She's been hit so many times... yet watch, the next guy that does her will come out all giddy like a toker out of a J'Jon claiming enlightenment with the chit smell still in his nose'.
Well... ahhhh... here, hold my beer...
Kent
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Campfire Ranger
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CINEMA chains across the country have taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead of next week’s long-awaited release of 50 Shades Of Grey.
Based on the best-selling novel by British author E.L. James, 50 Shades Of Grey tells the story of a young woman’s journey into the world of kinky sex after she begins working for bondage enthusiast Christian Grey. With a budget of $40 million, mostly spent on nipple clamps and whips, the movie adaptation will be released on the 13th of February starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
Given the popularity of the property among women aged 18-to-dead, cinema owners are expecting a huge turnout on opening weekend, as sexually frustrated wives and girlfriends rush to see the erotically charged pages of their favourite novel come to life onscreen.
In a bid to curb an expensive cleanup following each screening, management at cinemas have begun fitting wipeable plastic covers to theatre seating where the saucy new movie will be shown.
“We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.
“It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.
As pre-sales for the movie continue to break records, many boyfriends have admitted that they consider having to sit through 50 Shades of Grey to be the ultimate in BDSM torture.
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Campfire Ranger
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Hmmmm, 24hourcampfire nipple pinchers... camo or leopard print... 19.95... Next 100 callers will get a free cat of nine tails and scrotum band.
Don't delay...
Kent
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