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Texans make it 5 1/2 by folding it in half. If you can fold your f'kin' dick in half, while it's "erect", you've got bigger problems than your obvious inability to proper distinguish cm from in.
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Size doesn't matter if you can't get it up...
Most women are more concerned with the dick attached to the penis.
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My limited vocabulary is thinking flaccid = limber?
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Size doesn't matter if you can't get it up...
Most women are more concerned with the dick attached to the penis. You sound like the lady all wrapped in BLUE commercial!!
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Go Nats!!!!
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I should be making movies!! BTW -- What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide with a big head on it that every woman craves? Politician with a motorcycle helmet laffin' That's a great answer. The old joke of course is a dollar bill.
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Why no Texans in that study? Can we assume these are Texas urinals then?
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Why no Texans in that study? Can we assume these are Texas urinals then? More like Texas showers.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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ever notice how much piss is on the floor all around urinals? WTH is with men pissing all over their feet?? One would think women used them.
Pisses me off. But better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. You've been spending that much time in front of Asheville glory holes? Damn.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. You've been spending that much time in front of Asheville glory holes? Damn. I may have a lot of problems but that ain't one of them.
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Thanks for the pic of "Granny". It's working and in a sec I'll be able to measure!!
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Thanks for the pic of "Granny". It's working and in a sec I'll be able to measure!! That one had me laughing out loud! Maybe the funniest post in the thread so far.
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above?
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Measure from the backside of the taint... it'll impress her... Yep, measure it like you would a cats tail. From the azzhole to the tip. miles
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Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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If you can fold your f'kin' dick in half, while it's "erect", you've got bigger problems than your obvious inability to proper distinguish cm from in. There was a young man from Kent who's prick was so long that it bent to save all the trouble He put it in double and instead of coming, he went.
Look out for number 1, don't step in number 2.
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Ron, I tried that. No good. Had to make a fist.
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I was dancing with an attractive brunette one night at the local watering hole, we started around the floor and she looks me in the eye and says "wow, what large hands you have; do you know what they say about men with large hands?"
For a brief moment, I believed I was going to score that night. So I bit and said, "no, what do they say about men with large hands?"
She didn't skip a beat and said...
"They wear large gloves!"
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i'm just an average guy and have had more than my share of beautiful women.
And old joke
little boy kept coming home with a lot of money. his mother asked him how he got. he tells her every sat. behind the local bar the men have a contest to see who has the longest gutshotbuck. she was shocked and asked him if he had been showing all of his gutshotbuck, he said no mom just enough to win.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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i had a woman at work one day ask me to open my hand wide open, and then measure between the tip of my little finger to the tip of my thumb. spread out. What? She said that would tell you how long your pecker was. Now how many will admit to doing the above? That must royally suck if one has "wee digits".
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